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FTW
Speaking of which, so me and tehJaybo go out with this guy and a couple of our friends to a bar because it's $1 beer night or something. Jaybo and I didn't stay long, but we were there long enough to see Bloodwake order the first and second pitcher.
Hot Waitress - "What would you like?"
Bloodwake - "Could we get a pitcher of Pabst Blue Ribbon, please?"
Hot Waitress - "I'll be right back with it."
Hot waitress brings the pitcher out, and walks off to check on her other tables.
Bloodwake (to friend 1) - "Does this taste like PBR to you?"
Friend 1 - "It tastes a little different. Kind of like Bud Light."
Bloodwake (to friend 2) - "What about yours, does it taste like PBR?"
Friend 2 - "All beer tastes the same to me."
Bloodwake - "We're drinking fucking Bud Light. This is fucking Bud Light."
Friend 2 - "It's really not that big a deal."
Friend 1 - "Yeah man, honest mistake."
After that, we all sit and talk for a few minutes. Bloodwake wanders off and comes back with a karaoke song book. Jaybo and I exchange uneasy looks, because we know how he is about his karaoke. As we're getting up to leave, Hot Waitress comes back to check on the table.
Hot Waitress - "Hey guys, are you ready for another pitcher?"
Bloodwake - "Well they're leaving, but we were wondering if we could get a pitcher of
PABST BLUE RIBBON?"
Jaybo - "Dude, you can be a real dick on karaoke nite..."