How to tell if she orgasmed....

[Mupepe]

I just ask directly.   

But I never get an answer. 

Women just don't like to talk about it for some reason.  It's weird.  They have no problems talking about how they feel sore from some weird technique but they won't talk about stuff that make them cum. 

lol, no offense but this left me with the following mental image :

you hammering away at some woman , inverted, in a fuck hammock, you've a set of love eggs jammed in her on a detach string for good measure, whilst you violently ram a beadstick up her arse.... with Rick Astley on the stereo. After you do your business you toss the still trussed up woman a towel to clean up from all the liters of lube - you then turn to her (after wiping off your cock on HER curtains) and go

"So... did you come? "

[Bloodwake]

Great, someone hacked my damn account on EB. PASSWORD CHANGE AHOY.

Fucking cretins.

[Tauntaun]

I just ask directly.   

But I never get an answer. 

Women just don't like to talk about it for some reason.  It's weird.  They have no problems talking about how they feel sore from some weird technique but they won't talk about stuff that make them cum. 

lol, no offense but this left me with the following mental image :

you hammering away at some woman , inverted, in a fuck hammock, you've a set of love eggs jammed in her on a detach string for good measure, whilst you violently ram a beadstick up her arse.... with Rick Astley on the stereo. After you do your business you toss the still trussed up woman a towel to clean up from all the liters of lube - you then turn to her (after wiping off your cock on HER curtains) and go

"So... did you come? "

[chronovore]

As others have mentioned, every woman reacts differently. Some women will just bust their nut over and over, and other women will kick you the hell out of their vajay-jay after they go off once. Ever had a girl get overly fascinated with the tip of your cock right after you come? I guess it's like that for some women.

ive had girls whose legs would quiver uncontrolably the first time i went down on them, but no that shaking thing is reserved for squirters, never gone out with one

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[CajoleJuice]

As others have mentioned, every woman reacts differently. Some women will just bust their nut over and over, and other women will kick you the hell out of their vajay-jay after they go off once. Ever had a girl get overly fascinated with the tip of your cock right after you come? I guess it's like that for some women.

ive had girls whose legs would quiver uncontrolably the first time i went down on them, but no that shaking thing is reserved for squirters, never gone out with one

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WRONG.

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Drew owned

[bud]

I just ask directly.   

But I never get an answer. 

Women just don't like to talk about it for some reason.  It's weird.  They have no problems talking about how they feel sore from some weird technique but they won't talk about stuff that make them cum. 

ouch

@ ''i can make them feel sore'' part to make it sound like you're still some sort of sex machine even though you can't make them cum

[ToxicAdam]

It shares some similarities to a male orgasm. Her vaginal walls will spasm, her body will "lock up" a little bit, and you will feel an instant increase in moisture (and it will be warm).

Some do it real easy and some don't do it at all. So, don't get too down on yourself if you can make her come. It's largely dependent on her state of mind ... versus anything you are doing or not doing.

[chronovore]

Also, this technique from RHCP works wonders in almost every case: "Makin` her feel like an over achiever. I take it away for a minute just to tease her. Then I give it back a little bit deeper"

On some rare occasions, this will get you punished. However, that is not inherently bad.

[Groogrux]

I'm married.  I don't care anymore as long as I get mine.  I second the motion that "It's a race!" 

I just happen to win a lot. 

[Trent Dole]

how to tell she's orgasmed : you aren't in the same room  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(


... or postal district ....   :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

This.

[Bildi]

When shit gets wetter.

If your hand is wet, the bed is wet, and the wall is wet, it's time to be all like .

[Madrun Badrun]

[demi]

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[chronovore]

I've got no idea how to fake it, but I've never felt compelled to.

[Van Cruncheon]

how to fake it

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throw a cup of warm yogurt on his back

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[Mupepe]

so that's what that was

I wondered why it tasted so good

[Van Cruncheon]

i knew you liked strawberry, boo

[Mupepe]

Then you know I like banana more

[I'm a Puppy!]

I really don't get why women fake. It does them no favors.

But yeah, every woman is different, but they're all the same in that if you have to ask you're doing it wrong.

If she's making sounds like an excited ewok, that's a good sign.

[Mupepe]

It's the same reason anyone lies about being unhappy in a relationship and bottles it up.  Or the same reason people get walked on in everyday life.  They're just too weak willed to say the truth and deal with the fallout.  Especially since most men get really defensive when it comes to their sex skills.  But I don't think there's a man out there who doesn't WANT to improve in some way.  Women just might not know how to be gentle about it?  who knows

[lennedsay]

We need the Wrap It Up Box from Chappelle's Show.

"Not even close?"
"Not. Even. Close."

[Mupepe]

Poor Smooth Groove