Author Topic: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL (Read 35798 times)

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #600 on:** December 08, 2010, 01:11:54 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on December 08, 2010, 01:07:23 AM

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The St. Louis Rams will probably make the post-season, but not the Cowboys. :'( :'(

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Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #601 on:** December 12, 2010, 03:09:15 PM »

I have to win today to make the playoffs. My opponent has Aaron Rogers who's out with a concussion... there is a football god watching over me.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #602 on:** December 12, 2010, 03:27:13 PM »

http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/12/12/football-catastrophe-watch-the-metrodome-roof-collapse/

lmao

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #603 on:** December 12, 2010, 04:10:22 PM »

lol @ Lions deciding to win when I don't watch a second of the game

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #604 on:** December 12, 2010, 04:40:26 PM »

I guess since Fox figured no one would be watching the 49ers-Seahawks game they'd try to spruce it up a bit by adding some Michael Bay-esque music to the proceedings. As if the assigned F grade announcers weren't bad enough the last thing I need to hear is the Armageddon soundtrack over this fiasco. Seriously, what the fuck Fox. Never, ever do this shit again.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #605 on:** December 12, 2010, 06:18:42 PM »

Wow, Patriots D got good all of a sudden and Brady is still playing like a madman. They still don't look as dominant as their championship days but neither does any other team.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #606 on:** December 12, 2010, 08:10:45 PM »

Few weeks ago people were saying no team looked dominant this season. Patriots have destroyed that argument over the last two weeks

Brehvolution · « **Reply #607 on:** December 13, 2010, 09:36:59 AM »

Good thing I had a bye since Aaron Rogers went down.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #608 on:** December 13, 2010, 02:15:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 12, 2010, 04:10:22 PM

lol @ the Packers deciding to lose to the Lions, probably damaging their playoff hopes seriously.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #609 on:** December 13, 2010, 02:36:56 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on December 13, 2010, 02:15:54 PM

lol @ Packers letting Aaron Rodgers get a concussion

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #610 on:** December 13, 2010, 02:40:28 PM »

lol @ DeSean Jackson kicking me out the playoffs. FUCK

unless Ray Rice goes bonkers tonight I'm gonna be drinking lots of non-alcoholic beverages tonight :'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #611 on:** December 13, 2010, 02:42:17 PM »

lol @ Maclin and Celek fucking me

I need AP and JOE FLACCO to have huge games.

Yeah, I'm done. If Sanchez weren't a pretty boy who sucks in shitty weather, I would have had a bye.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #612 on:** December 13, 2010, 02:43:20 PM »

I'd like to be honest and point out the Jets basically tanked the minute I jumped on the bandwagon. Please understand

Bloodwake · « **Reply #613 on:** December 13, 2010, 02:53:05 PM »

Hopefully my players play better next week or I'm FUCKED.

Groogrux · « **Reply #614 on:** December 17, 2010, 02:18:51 AM »

I went from at least being able to hold my own to not being able to do shit with my team. They've all completely fucked out on me.

I guess there's always next season...

Robo · « **Reply #615 on:** December 17, 2010, 12:36:36 PM »

McNabb benched for fucking Grossman. I am switching teams --fuck you washington.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #616 on:** December 17, 2010, 12:37:30 PM »

Didn't he just sign a 3 year extension a couple weeks ago?

Robo · « **Reply #617 on:** December 17, 2010, 08:19:24 PM »

BENCHED FOR THE SEASON

Ganhyun · « **Reply #618 on:** December 17, 2010, 10:36:55 PM »

falcons sitting at 11-2

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #619 on:** December 19, 2010, 01:55:52 AM »

Ok duders... I need your help in the playoffs...

My running backs are the following:

Ronnie Brown -- going against Buffalo this week... very tempting.
Adrian Peterson -- Monday night against Chicago... doesn't feel like a good idea.
Rashard Mendenhall -- Going against the Jets.

Which two should I go with?

Also, same question for my receivers:

Greg Jennings -- Rogers is out, not sure how the new QB is gonna do.
Larry Fitzgerald -- Playing the godawful Panthers, but Arizona doesn't have a QB.
T.O. -- He's turning into a drama queen again, but he did well against CLE earlier in the year.
Anquan Boldin -- Up against New Orleans, seems like a dumb move.
Hines Ward -- Meh.

Pick three!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #620 on:** December 19, 2010, 02:40:16 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on December 19, 2010, 01:55:52 AM

Peterson and Mendenhall imo; Brown has has more fumbles than TDs in his last few games. Jets/Steelers will be a defense slog, but it's not outrageous to think Mendenhall can get a goal line TD in the game. Peterson...eh, always gotta start him imo.

WRs...T.O. and...dunno, maybe Boldin or Jennings? Jennings almost had a TD against the Lions last week, and generally makes good plays. Their QB sucks but not more than whoever starts for Arizona.

I'm starting T.O. as well, mainly out of desperation. He had a huge game against Cle last time.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #621 on:** December 19, 2010, 02:08:55 PM »

Fuckin' TO out for probably the year.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #622 on:** December 19, 2010, 03:22:18 PM »

"Roughing" the passer

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #623 on:** December 19, 2010, 04:24:07 PM »

Eagles/Giants MADNESS

insane game

Beezy · « **Reply #624 on:** December 19, 2010, 04:29:15 PM »

Giants

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #625 on:** December 19, 2010, 04:37:53 PM »

And Michael Vick continues to play like he did at VTech and Atlanta. Beautiful to watch.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #626 on:** December 19, 2010, 04:39:21 PM »

Wow, wtf happened in the Eagles-Giants game? I thought that was over for sure.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #627 on:** December 19, 2010, 06:13:30 PM »

Looks like I'm gonna make the finals of EB Fantasy 2.5... while that's cool and all, I kind of wish Maurice's team could have won this week so I could decimate him next week in the finals. Oh well.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #628 on:** December 19, 2010, 06:15:31 PM »

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #629 on:** December 19, 2010, 06:40:45 PM »

I want to dieeeeee

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #630 on:** December 19, 2010, 06:41:23 PM »

I just watched that last touchdown. Jackson acted like an ass by taking his sweet time crossing the line but it was hilarious. It's always entertaining to see NY teams choke and make their fans act like it's the end of the world.

Btw, Tim Tebow finally started at QB and is doing surprisingly decent.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #631 on:** December 19, 2010, 07:22:38 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on December 19, 2010, 06:41:23 PM

I thought so too at first, but think he was making sure he ran out the clock but didn't put himself in a position to risk the TD.

Though I do HATE pre-TD celebrations - cross the line, then do your dance.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #632 on:** December 20, 2010, 09:16:14 AM »

Matt Flynn

Groogrux · « **Reply #633 on:** December 20, 2010, 02:50:21 PM »

Looks like I clinched that #11 spot...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #634 on:** December 20, 2010, 05:52:47 PM »

Holy shit. I had so much shit going on over the weekend, wasn't home...I check the 2.5 league and I'm getting raped

Guess who just learned TO is out for the season

fucking Michael Turner man...worst fantasy first pick EVER

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #635 on:** December 20, 2010, 06:05:10 PM »

I need 10 points out of Peterson tonight...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #636 on:** December 20, 2010, 06:29:21 PM »

I hope you didn't follow my advice (outside of Peterson) lmao

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #637 on:** December 20, 2010, 06:47:20 PM »

I did, the other people I consulted told me the same thing.

If I had started Ronnie Brown, Larry Fitzgerald OR Brian Westbrook, I'd have already won this week. Only needed one of them... argh.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #638 on:** December 20, 2010, 07:09:20 PM »

Peterson is out. We can't add anybody and swap him out. FUUUUUUUUUU

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #639 on:** December 20, 2010, 11:47:06 PM »

Looks like Brett Favre's career may be over.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #640 on:** December 20, 2010, 11:50:35 PM »

Almost crashed my car when I heard he might start the game. smh

It's as if he wants to die on the field. And oh wouldn't ESPN love that

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #641 on:** December 21, 2010, 12:30:47 AM »

He almost did die

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Brehvolution · « **Reply #642 on:** December 21, 2010, 09:43:25 AM »

We'll never forget you, Brent.

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ESPN won't let us!

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Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #643 on:** December 26, 2010, 12:13:26 PM »

Dear Jesus, please do me a favor and make sure the Seahawks don't do something fucking stupid over the next two games - like win.

With a 6-10 record, they might have a shot at drafting either Ryan Mallet or Cam Newton. I'll take either or.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #644 on:** December 26, 2010, 12:42:52 PM »

Good job, David Buehler, thanks for helping to get us a better draft spot!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #645 on:** December 26, 2010, 02:04:53 PM »

WHAT THE FUCK

They delayed the Eagles game until Tuesday and Yahoo listed the game as "BYE WEEK"

BULLSHIT

Groogrux · « **Reply #646 on:** December 26, 2010, 03:13:17 PM »

Check it again...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #647 on:** December 26, 2010, 04:14:14 PM »

LIONS WIN LIONS WIN LIONS WIN

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #648 on:** December 26, 2010, 04:56:56 PM »

And Hasslebeck is down. Again. Looks like the wind got him this time.

Time for clipboard Jesus to fuck it up.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #649 on:** December 26, 2010, 05:02:24 PM »

Well, the Raiders are out. I hope all my toothless hillbilly relatives living in bumfuck Kansas are happy

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #650 on:** December 27, 2010, 04:59:51 AM »

Some fans are bitching over the win streak and what it does to our draft position. I think there's a good chance we beat Minny next week, bringing us to 6 wins - which puts somewhere between the 7th and 10th pick I guess.

I'm fine with that. Sure I want Patrick Peterson or Prince Amukamara to upgrade the secondary, but I also want to see the team win competitive games, which is what we've finally started doing; I'm glad we're finally seeing some shit go our way. We'll be in a position to take the best available player, I'm fine with that. And someone everyone assumes to be a top 5 pick always falls. Maybe we get Peterson or Amukamara anyway. Hell maybe we get a good LB, or another solid defensive lineman.

Groogrux · « **Reply #651 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:02:51 PM »

As it stands at the time of this post, the Eagles vs. Vikings is 7-13 in the third quarter. Bloodwake needs another 35.3 points to win the EBFF1 playoffs.

Is Michael Vick truly the Jesus Christ of Fantasy Football? We shall see...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #652 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:12:53 PM »

Yup, in the GAF league I'm up 15 points on someone who has Vick. If I win, I win the GAF league. Fucking Vick, don't treat me like a dawg

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #653 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:51:47 PM »

holy shit @ the Favre montage ahahaha

Groogrux · « **Reply #654 on:** December 28, 2010, 11:00:46 PM »

23.51 points to go with 7:00 left in the 4th quarter. LET'S SEE A MIRACLE!

Groogrux · « **Reply #655 on:** December 28, 2010, 11:27:16 PM »

It's okay. The game may be over, but we've still got three days for Vick to ressurect himself and get that additional 20 points.

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All is not lost, Bloodwake. All is not lost.

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Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #656 on:** December 28, 2010, 11:34:49 PM »

I was torn on this one. On one hand I kinda want to see Vick go into Madden mode and tear shit up but on the other I'm glad the Vikes won 'cause it moves the Seahawks up the draft, assuming the 'Hawks lose this coming weekend.

Now I need Detroit, Cleveland, Houston, San Fran, and Dallas to win. I want that 6 slot.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #657 on:** December 28, 2010, 11:36:44 PM »

Final
(1) B-Rad'sBunglingBills 117.72
(2) PhoenixDark Suhs 119.72

fuck yes

Brehvolution · « **Reply #658 on:** December 29, 2010, 07:25:34 PM »

Final results:

Thanks to all who played!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #659 on:** December 29, 2010, 07:39:16 PM »

News:

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