Author Topic: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL (Read 35890 times)

Great Rumbler · « **on:** August 08, 2010, 09:05:13 PM »

I am.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1 on:** August 08, 2010, 09:14:01 PM »

On the radio they were talking about the Bengals being 2.5 point favorites in this game; how distinguished mentally-challenged/addicted do you have to be to bet on preseason football?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #2 on:** August 08, 2010, 09:21:05 PM »

no

some football has caught me flat-footed yet again

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3 on:** August 08, 2010, 09:21:54 PM »

Well, it's too late now. You weren't ready for football and it's now it's already started and you've been left behind. FOREVER. Have fun never enjoying football ever again.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4 on:** August 08, 2010, 10:08:51 PM »

It's a barn burner so far.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5 on:** August 08, 2010, 10:12:39 PM »

Six whole points!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #6 on:** August 10, 2010, 03:25:59 AM »

SOOO fucking ready.

College and NFL. BRING IT ON.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7 on:** August 10, 2010, 03:37:59 AM »

Fall TV and motherfucking Football, best time of the year

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8 on:** August 10, 2010, 10:37:21 AM »

More importantly is the kids going back to school and I can have the TV at night to play games again.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #9 on:** September 03, 2010, 12:38:06 AM »

Stephen McGee looked great out there tonight for Dallas. Sure it's just the preseason, but it looks like he might have something good in his future.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** September 03, 2010, 12:58:05 AM »

Giants

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #11 on:** September 03, 2010, 12:58:26 AM »

Are you read to spend all Sunday watching games and obsessing over scores and stats?

HELL YEAH I AM!!!

TEEEPO · « **Reply #12 on:** September 03, 2010, 01:08:08 AM »

sundays are back

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #13 on:** September 03, 2010, 01:27:10 AM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on September 03, 2010, 01:08:08 AM

sundays are back

And Saturdays and Thursdays and Mondays!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #14 on:** September 03, 2010, 01:32:45 AM »

ready or not, here football comes

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** September 03, 2010, 01:35:58 AM »

Football season is awesome because it's like Thursday night you get an NFL Network game, Friday night you get some college game, then Saturday you get college games all day, Sunday you get NFL games all day, then Monday night you get MNF.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** September 03, 2010, 01:37:00 AM »

can't fucking wait to see Tim Tebow start a game

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17 on:** September 03, 2010, 01:40:34 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 03, 2010, 01:37:00 AM

can't fucking wait to see Tim Tebow start a game

Yeah, the 2013 CFL season is gonna be crazy!

ManaByte · « **Reply #18 on:** September 03, 2010, 02:07:52 AM »

4-0 Niners.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #19 on:** September 03, 2010, 02:18:08 AM »

Quote from: ManaByte on September 03, 2010, 02:07:52 AM

4-0 Niners.

Remember the season the Lions went 0-16? Yeah, they started out 4-0 in the preseason too.

...granted Singletary's craziness is worth at least 7 wins in that division alone, but yeah.

Also, I for one am ready for a bunch of "THAT GUY" and "THIS GUY" on Monday nights with crazy Gruden on MNF again.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** September 03, 2010, 02:32:04 AM »

Lions

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** September 03, 2010, 09:51:02 AM »

Byron Sandwich injured his knee, looks like THE ERA OF DIXON is upon us.

Akala · « **Reply #22 on:** September 03, 2010, 10:57:30 AM »

This is your year!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** September 03, 2010, 02:02:52 PM »

Big Ben suspension reduced to 4 games

Rape a woman; 4 game suspension

kill dogs; jail

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** September 03, 2010, 02:07:09 PM »

Football season is great because I make my father in law and sister in law so angry by saying whatever team they like sucks donkey dick.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25 on:** September 03, 2010, 02:16:17 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 03, 2010, 02:02:52 PM

Big Ben suspension reduced to 4 games

Rape a woman; 4 game suspension

kill dogs; jail

Now that is SMH worthy. Big white hope. Here's to hoping they start the Season 0-4.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #26 on:** September 03, 2010, 02:20:24 PM »

Never convicted

plus he's been on good behavior. The originaly agreement was 4-6 games, starting at 6 and monitoring his progress through the preseason. Now its 4. It's exactly what everyone thought it would be.

The Steelers will be 2-2 by the time he gets in.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #27 on:** September 03, 2010, 02:22:07 PM »

Little did Goodell know, Big Ben was secretly rapin' everyone up in hea!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #28 on:** September 03, 2010, 02:26:31 PM »

hidja kids; hidja wife; and hidja husband, cuz they rapin' errbody out here

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29 on:** September 04, 2010, 12:11:37 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 03, 2010, 02:02:52 PM

Big Ben suspension reduced to 4 games

Rape a woman; 4 game suspension

kill dogs; jail

That seems about right; Donte Stallworth only got a one year suspension for killing somebody.

Akala · « **Reply #30 on:** September 09, 2010, 07:45:30 PM »

LET'S GO BOYS!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** September 09, 2010, 07:51:39 PM »

wtf Taylor Swift $:-\$

First time I've heard a song from hers. Kanye was right

Akala · « **Reply #32 on:** September 09, 2010, 07:56:37 PM »

seeing the ampitheater across from the cathedral decked out like that is awesome though. it's usually reserved for street performers/artists.

If I didn't have to work tomorrow, I'd probably make the drive.

SO HYPE

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #33 on:** September 09, 2010, 07:59:17 PM »

Let the quest for the number 1 pick in the draft begin. Go Seahawks. :/

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34 on:** September 09, 2010, 08:16:05 PM »

Quote from: Akala on September 09, 2010, 07:56:37 PM

seeing the ampitheater across from the cathedral decked out like that is awesome though. it's usually reserved for street performers/artists.

If I didn't have to work tomorrow, I'd probably make the drive.

SO HYPE

They're making you work tomorrow, I figured it would be an automatic "sick" day for the entire state. On the radio they said schools were letting out early today, banks were closed, police and firemen were looting in the streets.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #35 on:** September 09, 2010, 08:48:19 PM »

#Vikings still have unanswered questions in the secondary, such as "What's a cornerback?" & "Who was supposed to cover that guy?" #OnionNFL

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #36 on:** September 09, 2010, 08:48:25 PM »

Vikings D just got SHREDDED!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** September 09, 2010, 08:52:49 PM »

did we really need TWO replays of Favre handing the ball to Peterson? wow

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38 on:** September 09, 2010, 08:52:52 PM »

This game could get ugly.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #39 on:** September 09, 2010, 08:55:34 PM »

"Drew Brees is looking a little like a young Favre out there."

Amazing.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #40 on:** September 09, 2010, 08:57:32 PM »

@DrewBrees should take out the Lombardi trophy & slam it to the turf so the #Vikings know he doesnt give a fuck about anything #OnionNFL

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #41 on:** September 09, 2010, 09:00:53 PM »

Favre made a good throw to all those Saints.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #42 on:** September 09, 2010, 09:01:40 PM »

lol Favre

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** September 09, 2010, 09:04:16 PM »

Vikings offense looks pretty meh

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #44 on:** September 09, 2010, 09:05:38 PM »

Vikings already ruining fantasy teams.

ManaByte · « **Reply #45 on:** September 09, 2010, 09:10:58 PM »

Favre will announce his retirement at halftime. Then play in the fourth.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #46 on:** September 09, 2010, 09:20:27 PM »

thigh and ankle pics from last year

GOTTA be shitting me

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #47 on:** September 09, 2010, 09:31:23 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 09, 2010, 09:20:27 PM

thigh and ankle pics from last year

GOTTA be shitting me

He's like THE CURT SCHILLING OF FOOTBALL. FAVRE JESUS.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #48 on:** September 09, 2010, 09:46:14 PM »

favre

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #49 on:** September 09, 2010, 09:48:01 PM »

I guess Favre really is at 100%

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #50 on:** September 09, 2010, 09:48:11 PM »

slangin'

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #51 on:** September 09, 2010, 09:57:39 PM »

lol Saints lol

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #52 on:** September 09, 2010, 09:57:49 PM »

year of the kickers AGAIN

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #53 on:** September 09, 2010, 10:00:25 PM »

Saints exposed, NFL to strip them of their Superbowl win.

Akala · « **Reply #54 on:** September 09, 2010, 10:04:17 PM »

hmmmm

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #55 on:** September 09, 2010, 10:12:51 PM »

The Onion: Except for Matt, John, and Rick, Minnesota Vikings fans are pretty much ignorant, petulant bandwagoner

12 minutes ago

Akala · « **Reply #56 on:** September 09, 2010, 11:27:39 PM »

strategic victories are boring. I guess a win is a win though.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #57 on:** September 10, 2010, 09:32:52 AM »

SUCK IT DOWN, MAURICE

PIERRE THOMAS OUTPRODUCED DREW BREES WHAT? WHAT? THAT'S RIGHT BITCH!

Just wait until Lord Marmalard fucks you up with td passes to Antonio Gates all day on Sunday. GET READY SUCKA!

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #58 on:** September 10, 2010, 09:38:58 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 09, 2010, 10:12:51 PM

The Onion: Except for Matt, John, and Rick, Minnesota Vikings fans are pretty much ignorant, petulant bandwagoner

12 minutes ago

My favorite was:

#Vikings Advice: Adrian Peterson should really warm up ahead of time by fumbling a few balls on the sideline. #OnionNFL #NFL

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #59 on:** September 10, 2010, 11:54:20 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on September 10, 2010, 09:32:52 AM

SUCK IT DOWN, MAURICE

PIERRE THOMAS OUTPRODUCED DREW BREES WHAT? WHAT? THAT'S RIGHT BITCH!

Just wait until Lord Marmalard fucks you up with td passes to Antonio Gates all day on Sunday. GET READY SUCKA!

that game sucked for just about everyone fantasy wise $:-\$

Now I kinda wish we had a 2 QB league lol

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