Author Topic: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL (Read 35892 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #180 on:** September 26, 2010, 01:35:51 PM »

Favre

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #181 on:** September 26, 2010, 02:29:32 PM »

FUCKING CHARLIE BATCH

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #182 on:** September 26, 2010, 02:53:10 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on September 21, 2010, 09:00:16 AM

Sorry Zero. I know you're a 9er fan.

If it's any consolation you guys could still probably win the NFC West with a 7-9 record. It's an unbelievably shitty division.

etiolate · « **Reply #183 on:** September 26, 2010, 03:32:32 PM »

The Niners are going to be 0-4. Which means they need to go 7-5 with a distinguished mentally-challenged offense and a defense that is going to be worn out before the halfway point of the season.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #184 on:** September 26, 2010, 03:34:09 PM »

Woah, Cowboys actually look like a real team today!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #185 on:** September 26, 2010, 03:41:14 PM »

Cowboys fans are riding abandoned Houston Texans bandwagons back to Dallas.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #186 on:** September 26, 2010, 04:09:56 PM »

i forgot today was sunday but glad to see the pats win against one team from a state of cheaters

Akala · « **Reply #187 on:** September 26, 2010, 04:34:49 PM »

blarg fucking kicker and 3 turnover saints.

pretty good game though. bastards. fucking atlanta.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #188 on:** September 26, 2010, 04:42:13 PM »

steelers

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #189 on:** September 26, 2010, 05:04:36 PM »

lions

Play calling is atrocious. I realize Hill isn't Stafford, but can you at least look down field for christs sake. This team is going to be 0-4 heading into the bye week. We'll beat the Rams only because they suck. Clearly this team isn't what I thought it was. I knew the secondary would suck but I figured the offense could win games. But with Stafford out and the play calling stuck on the "5 yard play" page, fuck it.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #190 on:** September 26, 2010, 05:17:09 PM »

The funny thing is that the Lions actually looked somewhat decent in times in all three weeks.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #191 on:** September 26, 2010, 05:21:39 PM »

Goddamit, why isn't Peyton Manning doing anything? He's my fantasy QB and I'm losing to my brother-in-law right now...

At least Rashard Mendenhall (20 points) and Adrian Peterson (43 points) had good days for me.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #192 on:** September 26, 2010, 05:23:04 PM »

Adrian Peterson is going to send me to 1-2.

:'( :'( :'(

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #193 on:** September 26, 2010, 05:24:30 PM »

I'm going to win this week, I've got three guys going Monday night (Jermichael Finley, Greg Jennings and GB defense) and he's done after today. Still frustrating that Manning ain't doing shit today.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #194 on:** September 26, 2010, 05:24:40 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on September 26, 2010, 05:17:09 PM

The funny thing is that the Lions actually looked somewhat decent in times in all three weeks.

Typically at the beginning of the game, then during garbage time at the end. Frustrating as hell. I'm very excited about the D line, which is playing well; nice mix of young guys (Suh) and vets (Vanden Bosche, Corey Williams, etc). Next year the secondary has to see a similar upgrade, in the draft and hopefully in free agency as well.

assuming there is a "next year" of the NFL

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #195 on:** September 26, 2010, 05:56:14 PM »

Oh for the love of fucking god, someone shoot me now (but please take out Dan Fouts first).

The end of the first half of the Seahawks/Chargers game is going have me punching holes in the wall. The Seahawks should've been up at LEAST 17-0 going into halftime......

Fucking QB sneak with no timeouts. Ridiculous.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #196 on:** September 26, 2010, 05:59:14 PM »

The Chargers should be humiliating us right now. Too bad for SD fans that Rivers is totally sucking today.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #197 on:** September 26, 2010, 06:04:12 PM »

Well yeah, in theory the Chargers should be nuking us from orbit but the reality is that the Seahawks are dominating this game. A 10-0 lead at half is unexceptable right now. If they end up losing this, that Keystone Cops bullshit at the end of the half will be the reason

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #198 on:** September 26, 2010, 06:05:51 PM »

Leon Washington

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #199 on:** September 26, 2010, 06:07:38 PM »

101 yard kick return TD

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #200 on:** September 26, 2010, 06:12:24 PM »

Is Larry Fitzgerald playing today? He's not listed as being hurt, but we're in the 3rd quarter and the dude has got zero points...

Bloodwake · « **Reply #201 on:** September 26, 2010, 06:33:06 PM »

Did you know that Michael "Dogfight" Vick is about to WIN ME A MOTHER FUCKING FOOTBALL GAME?

Prison Discipline

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #202 on:** September 26, 2010, 06:40:23 PM »

jesus christ fuck him

Bloodwake · « **Reply #203 on:** September 26, 2010, 06:41:12 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 26, 2010, 06:40:23 PM

jesus christ fuck him

Lol, you have two thirty point players BUT NOTHING STOPS THE VICK.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #204 on:** September 26, 2010, 06:42:22 PM »

I just snagged Vick as my backup QB.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #205 on:** September 26, 2010, 06:43:45 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on September 26, 2010, 06:42:22 PM

I just snagged Vick as my backup QB.

Wow, your league must fucking suck.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #206 on:** September 26, 2010, 06:44:12 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 26, 2010, 06:43:45 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on September 26, 2010, 06:42:22 PM
I just snagged Vick as my backup QB.

Wow, your league must fucking suck.

Only six teams, it's a small family league.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #207 on:** September 26, 2010, 06:45:41 PM »

Ah, makes sense then.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #208 on:** September 26, 2010, 06:46:53 PM »

Leon Washington with a 33 yard return

Bloodwake · « **Reply #209 on:** September 26, 2010, 06:47:36 PM »

I snagged Vick in Week 2 because Stafford was injured (and sucks) but I actually ended up dropping Stafford once I heard Vick was the new starter. And considering he's probably the No. 1 Quarterback in Fantasy this week that was probably a good choice.

Oh yeah, still got GB WR Greg Jennings on Monday in what is sure to be an offensive battle between the Packers and the Bears.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #210 on:** September 26, 2010, 06:49:01 PM »

I will take solace in the fact that I destroyed everyone in the roto baseball fantasy league. Again.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #211 on:** September 26, 2010, 06:51:40 PM »

Also, if Garrard actually, you know, throws for a TD, I have his no. 1 WR active right now.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #212 on:** September 26, 2010, 06:58:21 PM »

Woo, Austin Collie!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #213 on:** September 26, 2010, 07:00:23 PM »

Good game, sir. Having the No.1 fantasy player in Week 3 doesn't help when you have the No 2, 3, and 4.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #214 on:** September 26, 2010, 07:22:06 PM »

wtf, St Louis looking good.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #215 on:** September 26, 2010, 07:24:03 PM »

Since the Giants have been sucking up I can now say that I was not ready for some football :'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #216 on:** September 26, 2010, 07:27:47 PM »

It's not over yet, Bloodwake! Wow. This is the matchup of the year.

etiolate · « **Reply #217 on:** September 26, 2010, 07:33:37 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 26, 2010, 05:04:36 PM

lions

Play calling is atrocious. I realize Hill isn't Stafford, but can you at least look down field for christs sake. This team is going to be 0-4 heading into the bye week. We'll beat the Rams only because they suck. Clearly this team isn't what I thought it was. I knew the secondary would suck but I figured the offense could win games. But with Stafford out and the play calling stuck on the "5 yard play" page, fuck it.

Hill can look down field, but he can't physically put the ball there without a watermelon slingshot.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #218 on:** September 26, 2010, 07:42:57 PM »

Hawks win

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #219 on:** September 26, 2010, 07:45:21 PM »

I think I'm going to have a heart attack. Crazy game. Thank god (and the Jets) for Leon Washington.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #220 on:** September 26, 2010, 08:39:22 PM »

SANCHIZE

Knew I should have started Keller

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #221 on:** September 26, 2010, 08:47:58 PM »

goddamit, I fucking hate the jets

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #222 on:** September 26, 2010, 09:13:23 PM »

Keller

me leaving him on my bench

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #223 on:** September 26, 2010, 09:35:59 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 26, 2010, 08:47:58 PM

goddamit, I fucking hate the jets

Amen.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #224 on:** September 26, 2010, 09:49:11 PM »

Uh oh, the Los Delfínes are putting some pressure on Señor Sanchez.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #225 on:** September 27, 2010, 12:00:39 AM »

151.20 points wow

My optimal lineup would have had 190.40.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #226 on:** September 27, 2010, 12:03:15 AM »

on my way to another 3-0 beatdown

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #227 on:** September 27, 2010, 12:03:36 AM »

I need to give the jets more credit, but I just hate them so :'(

Rman · « **Reply #228 on:** September 27, 2010, 12:04:55 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 27, 2010, 12:03:36 AM

I need to give the jets more credit, but I just hate them so :'(

The team or Rex?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #229 on:** September 27, 2010, 12:06:00 AM »

well, the team. rex is fine, I just didn't think that this team was really a superbowl contender (regardless of their fluke playoff run last year)

after the last two games...it's hard not to imagine they go decently far. sanchez is looking better each week

Bloodwake · « **Reply #230 on:** September 27, 2010, 10:39:35 AM »

Unless Greg Jennings catches four touchdown passes, good on you Cajole. You probably lucked into the fantasy lineup of the week (outside of me having Michael Vick, of course)

I hate realizing that my final point total could beat everyone in our league except the person I'm playing this week, and still going 1-2. SO ANNOYING.

Oh well, next week I'm going against Triumph. Fingers crossed that his team sucks it up again so I can hit .500.

Robo · « **Reply #231 on:** September 27, 2010, 11:01:35 AM »

I watched the Skins game last night on justin.tv; a stream of a guy recording another internet stream with his iPhone and commentating over the whole thing. $:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #232 on:** September 27, 2010, 11:09:28 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on September 27, 2010, 10:39:35 AM

Unless Greg Jennings catches four touchdown passes, good on you Cajole. You probably lucked into the fantasy lineup of the week

Well yeah. It's just amazing that almost my ENTIRE team was fucking insane this week. Sanchez had the same point total as Flacco. I had another 16 point RB on the bench. I had a 26 point WR on the bench. It's crazy. Fantasy football is 5x the crapshoot fantasy baseball is.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #233 on:** September 27, 2010, 01:57:14 PM »

Who has Favre in our leagues?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #234 on:** September 27, 2010, 02:00:45 PM »

Dropped his ass today. Hassleback is the future ((until Rapelesburger is set free)

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #235 on:** September 27, 2010, 02:02:43 PM »

He's my bench QB in the second league, but I'm about drop him and pick up...I don't know, maybe Cassel.

etiolate · « **Reply #236 on:** September 28, 2010, 01:37:07 AM »

KC seems to hardly use Cassel.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #237 on:** September 28, 2010, 02:02:35 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2010, 02:00:45 PM

Dropped his ass today. Hassleback is the future ((until Rapelesburger is set free)

Good luck with that

Bloodwake · « **Reply #238 on:** September 28, 2010, 06:31:17 PM »

I have the highest scoring 1-2 team ever.

IN SPITE of me starting the season with fucking Stafford.

I really hope I make it to the playoffs. It would be highly disappointing if I didn't.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #239 on:** October 03, 2010, 12:41:26 PM »

So, Triumph, ready to get Vicked?

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Author Topic: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL (Read 35892 times)