Author Topic: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP (Read 5415 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** August 10, 2010, 02:30:43 PM »

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/dont-be-ugly-by-accident/

But this article is really about: how do you take good photos for dating sites?

1) Use a real camera	2) Turn off the flash
3) Artsy depth-of-field	4) Shoot in the afternoon

5) Don't use an Android phone, you gelded nerdlinger

disgruntled_jojo · « **Reply #1 on:** August 10, 2010, 02:34:05 PM »

MORE PROOF OF APPLE DOMINANCE

BOW, FUCKERS

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** August 10, 2010, 02:36:06 PM »

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/102681-Use-Your-iPhone-to-Create-a-Girlfriend

Tieno · « **Reply #3 on:** August 10, 2010, 03:32:32 PM »

Apple

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #4 on:** August 10, 2010, 03:45:06 PM »

So like, for realsies: is the Android any good? Or does the iPhone just rape it?

ManaByte · « **Reply #5 on:** August 10, 2010, 03:54:03 PM »

Android is for the people who like to buy a new phone every two weeks to stay on top of the most minor updates.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** August 10, 2010, 03:57:22 PM »

wtf?

The Iphone marketplace mops the floor with Android but as far as functionality? Most Android phones kick the iphone's ass.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #7 on:** August 10, 2010, 04:00:17 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on August 10, 2010, 03:57:22 PM

Most Android phones kick the iphone's ass.

Please explain. I'm seriously stuck between buying an iPhone and an Android.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #8 on:** August 10, 2010, 04:23:13 PM »

Wow you Android users are a passionate bunch

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** August 10, 2010, 04:43:52 PM »

hey now! i'm at work! gimme time, dude.

open source shit is awesome. I can have real backgrounds and organize my desktop more like well... a desktop. Real multitasking and shit like that. Browser is sooooo much better. That kinda shit.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #10 on:** August 10, 2010, 04:46:46 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on August 10, 2010, 04:43:52 PM

open source shit is awesome. I can have real backgrounds and organize my desktop more like well... a desktop. Real multitasking and shit like that. Browser is sooooo much better. That kinda shit.

See this just doesn't fill me with a whole lot of confidence.

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** August 10, 2010, 04:50:05 PM »

Both do the same thing but you can't get dope fly games that nobody appreciates and understands except you on Android marketplace like you would find on iphone.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** August 10, 2010, 04:52:04 PM »

fuck that. games on the iphone are better.

if you don't have any issue with going to at&t i'd personally get the iphone probably. just because of the market.

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** August 10, 2010, 04:52:50 PM »

That's what I was syaing. iPhone is only good for the games. Ports. Games. Pames

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** August 10, 2010, 04:53:34 PM »

oh shit. i misread your post.

Beezy · « **Reply #15 on:** August 10, 2010, 04:57:06 PM »

okcupid

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #16 on:** August 10, 2010, 04:59:26 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on August 10, 2010, 04:57:06 PM

okcupid

yeah, what do PhD-level staticians with access to ten million data points know? I mean

the site's the site but OKTrends is the best real-world sociological analysis on the Internet, FACT

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** August 10, 2010, 05:00:34 PM »

Does it help you get more dates Patel?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #18 on:** August 10, 2010, 05:01:04 PM »

well ... I do own an iPhone

btw I want you to change my name to Howard Alan Treesong

Patel is dead

Beezy · « **Reply #19 on:** August 10, 2010, 05:02:31 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on August 10, 2010, 04:59:26 PM

Quote from: Beezy on August 10, 2010, 04:57:06 PM
okcupid

yeah, what do PhD-level staticians with access to ten million data points know? I mean

the site's the site but OKTrends is the best real-world sociological analysis on the Internet, FACT

Sorry, my post should've read:

online dating

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #20 on:** August 10, 2010, 05:03:13 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on August 10, 2010, 05:02:31 PM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on August 10, 2010, 04:59:26 PM
Quote from: Beezy on August 10, 2010, 04:57:06 PM
okcupid

yeah, what do PhD-level staticians with access to ten million data points know? I mean

the site's the site but OKTrends is the best real-world sociological analysis on the Internet, FACT
Sorry, my post should've read:

online dating

yeah, that works

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #21 on:** August 10, 2010, 05:06:40 PM »

Perhaps it is because those that buy iPhones are peer pressured individuals that feel the need for validation, as shown by spending high amounts of money on a touch screen phone that many probably will never scratch the surface of in terms of the features it has.

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** August 10, 2010, 05:16:54 PM »

Have you guys tried the iPhone photoswap app? Apparently theres lots of tits and vag shots floating on there.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #23 on:** August 10, 2010, 05:18:34 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 10, 2010, 04:50:05 PM

Both do the same thing but you can't get dope fly games that nobody appreciates and understands except you on Android marketplace like you would find on iphone.

See, this is basically why I want an iPhone >>> anything else. The support for it just can't be matched.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #24 on:** August 10, 2010, 05:20:45 PM »

The stats for "Making a great self-portrait" is fucking genius

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #25 on:** August 10, 2010, 05:24:28 PM »

SC, I know you got game, you need to get yourself up here on the iPhone platform with the rest of us ballas. don't put the OS on a pedestal!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #26 on:** August 10, 2010, 05:25:22 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on August 10, 2010, 04:59:26 PM

Quote from: Beezy on August 10, 2010, 04:57:06 PM
okcupid

yeah, what do PhD-level staticians with access to ten million data points know? I mean

the site's the site but OKTrends is the best real-world sociological analysis on the Internet, FACT

so THIS is why i want to go to grad school for stats

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #27 on:** August 10, 2010, 05:26:58 PM »

I don't know, I always thought it was silly to pay $299 for a fucking phone but the siren song of the iPhone is just too strong for me to resist.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #28 on:** August 10, 2010, 05:34:28 PM »

make this your ringtone

[youtube=560,345]fgQTcUy6kpg[/youtube]

muckhole · « **Reply #29 on:** August 10, 2010, 06:42:28 PM »

My Android phone never ceases to amaze me, but then I've never used an iPhone outside of messing with a friend's for a few minutes.

I'd say get the iPhone for now, and in a few years after the Android platform has matured, trade up. Flash for browsing, multitasking etc.

muckhole · « **Reply #30 on:** August 10, 2010, 06:43:34 PM »

AND SEX HAS BEEN GREAT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #31 on:** August 10, 2010, 08:21:41 PM »

See this? This is the fucking God-Emperor of Pussy right here.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32 on:** August 10, 2010, 08:31:21 PM »

lennedsay · « **Reply #33 on:** August 10, 2010, 08:39:30 PM »

I have an iPhone. Husband has Android. Both have perks and disadvantages. I'm the type that doesn't really give a shit, other than I want it to work and work easily, so iPhone has been pretty good for that. He wants to customize and program shit and play FF7 all day, so he's happier with Android than he would be with an iPhone.

Just depends on what you want to use it for and what you want to do with it, I guess.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #34 on:** August 10, 2010, 08:46:46 PM »

Quote from: Disposable White Guy on August 10, 2010, 08:21:41 PM

[img]http://www.umornegru.ro/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/emo-dad-22891-1257438303-107.jpg[img]

See this? This is the fucking God-Emperor of Pussy right here.

Is that Neil Young?

Diunx · « **Reply #35 on:** August 10, 2010, 08:53:03 PM »

Looks like Greatness Gone.

drew · « **Reply #36 on:** August 10, 2010, 08:54:26 PM »

drew · « **Reply #37 on:** August 10, 2010, 09:05:45 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on August 10, 2010, 05:06:40 PM

Perhaps it is because those that buy iPhones are peer pressured individuals that feel the need for validation, as shown by spending high amounts of money on a touch screen phone that many probably will never scratch the surface of in terms of the features it has.

an iphone is 100 bucks, if that is too much for you then you obviously dont want anything other than a free phone

btw you should become a statistician, your assessment is on par with their bullshit irrelevant shitty studies

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #38 on:** August 10, 2010, 10:01:15 PM »

sounds about right. Android users = late 20 somethings who want a superficial way to assert their individuality and a set-up for a conversation with a girl that is intended to lead into a date but will end up like this:

Girl: "Never seen one of those before, what is it?"

Android guy: "Oh, it's just my Android phone."

Girl: "Is that like an iPhone at all?"

Android guy: "Nah, I like this one wayyyyyy better. Apple is all about their closed proprietary marketplace and omg did you hear about that antenna problem on the iPhone 4? I saw this hilarious comment on slashdot about it and I just thought it was totally hilarious. Apple's reign is pretty much over once people realize that Android is open-source, user friendly, and gets 0.5% less dropped calls, not to mention how trendy the iphone is, I mean, its like all the hipsters have it, hahahaha, and those guys are total dicks. I just like having so much more customization. iPhone doesn't even use flash and adobe TOTALLY hates Steve Jobs. That guy is a smug asshole."

Girl: "..."

Android Guy: "I'm sorry, sometimes I talk too much. I really miss my mom, she left our family when I was 7....you kind of look like her, actually."

conformity = sex

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #39 on:** August 10, 2010, 10:04:37 PM »

Love my Android, and happy with my sex life.

I think it's just a better phone OS that has far more functionality. Apple has a better app store, but the Android Market doesn't suck anymore. If your desire is for funny fart apps and to play games, I say pick the iPhone.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #40 on:** August 10, 2010, 10:06:59 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on August 10, 2010, 10:04:37 PM

funny fart apps

My friend just showed me this on his iPad.

demi · « **Reply #41 on:** August 10, 2010, 10:07:53 PM »

I'm happy talking about sex, so let us embrace both platforms.

Btw, for those on iPhone get Scruff

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #42 on:** August 10, 2010, 10:08:05 PM »

Funny fart apps get all the ladies. Google needs to spend more resources on funny fart apps, less time on shit like Google Wave. $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #43 on:** August 10, 2010, 10:29:34 PM »

What part of Apple has a better app store did you not read? The part where I typed "Apple has a better app store"?

muckhole · « **Reply #44 on:** August 10, 2010, 10:31:15 PM »

I've actually started using a 3rd party app for browsing the marketplace. Filters out all the junk that tends to get put up everyday on the Android market. "Sexy sex Korean girl pic app numbers 1 through 48 by Sexy Sex" may be fine for some afternoons, but scrolling through all the junk day after day to get to the few decent apps is one of the downsides of an open platform. So yeah, an app to get apps.

However, if you want Sexy Sex Korean Girl pics, I think you're covered.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #45 on:** August 10, 2010, 10:35:39 PM »

what do ipad fanfags get

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #46 on:** August 10, 2010, 10:36:00 PM »

The app store doesn't suck. It pretty much allows you to filter by popularity, keywords, updates, etc.

It's not as good the Apple app store, and it probably never will be. That's simply the benefit of being a first-to-market precedent. But I was able to easily download and update quality apps depending on situation. I'm not sure what else you want. It's open platform, it'll never hold your hand.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #47 on:** August 10, 2010, 10:38:02 PM »

Android

Borys

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #48 on:** August 10, 2010, 10:41:27 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 10, 2010, 10:38:28 PM

This thread took a predictable turn.

yeah well my iPhone bitch

shits got an accelormeteor

demi · « **Reply #49 on:** August 10, 2010, 10:47:28 PM »

R U on Scruff, Cohen?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #50 on:** August 10, 2010, 10:57:55 PM »

What about WP7 emulator users?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #51 on:** August 10, 2010, 11:07:44 PM »

wait, what about winmo users

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #52 on:** August 10, 2010, 11:14:57 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 10, 2010, 11:07:44 PM

wait, what about winmo users

TBD with Win 7

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #53 on:** August 10, 2010, 11:25:40 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 10, 2010, 11:07:44 PM

wait, what about winmo users

is sidehuggin' considered a "sexual activity?" I think we might need a graph for this

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #54 on:** August 10, 2010, 11:47:57 PM »

Quote

TBD with Win 7

I am working on an app for that

drew · « **Reply #55 on:** August 11, 2010, 12:12:31 AM »

demi i thought you didnt own a cell phone

demi · « **Reply #56 on:** August 11, 2010, 12:14:09 AM »

I don't

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #57 on:** August 11, 2010, 12:23:05 AM »

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #58 on:** August 11, 2010, 12:24:38 AM »

omg how did you make a picture of what I've been seeing in my dreams every night

Himu · « **Reply #59 on:** August 11, 2010, 03:00:52 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 11, 2010, 12:23:05 AM

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