Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY

[Saint Cornelius]

A good day to wild out at the office, it seems:


girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office



AND

Fed-Up Flight Attendant Makes Sliding Exit



Both of these people are my fucking heroes. Plus, "Jenny" is hawt.

[Himu]

Hot girl is an attention whore. Quits because someone calls her a hot piece of ass, dresses up cute, and then makes an email with her saying cute shit on why she's quitting thus proving the guy right.

[Saint Cornelius]

Hot girl is an attention whore. Quits because someone calls her a hot piece of ass, dresses up cute, and then makes an email with her saying cute shit on why she's quitting thus proving the guy right.

Proving the guy right on accounts that she is a hot piece of ass, sure, but the guy also sounds like a huge choad. Maybe it's just because she's intensely hawt but I'm on her side. Total.

[Mupepe]

Women must be flocking to you with that kind of attitude!  They're just asking to be harassed by not wanting to dress like a 40 year old science teacher!

[Himu]

I refuse to believe someone so hot is so thin-skinned that they quit their job because someone calls them a hot piece of ass.

[bud]

who cares, himu. i wanna spray on hot girl's glasses and then watch it drip into her eyes and watch her slowly getting her pinkeye. god, that would be so hot.

[Saint Cornelius]

I refuse to believe someone so hot is so thin-skinned that they quit their job because someone calls them a hot piece of ass.

I somehow get the feeling that's not the only reason she quit. BUT BURN HER AT THE STAKE REGARDLESS

Anyways, how about the dude grabbing a beer (or two, depending on reports) and then sliding off the plane? He is as awesome as she is hawt.

[Himu]

who cares, himu. i wanna spray on hot girl's glasses and then watch it drip into her eyes and watch her slowly getting her pinkeye. god, that would be so hot.

I know what you mean.

I'm with corny now. she's too hot to heckle.

[Himu]

the dude who slid out the plane is fucking awesome. I don't get why he got that charge though

[Saint Cornelius]

Her costume change at the end is fucking priceless! She KNOWS she's a HOPA.

[Himu]

i like how the guy installs something to spy on people's online use but he spends 19 hours a week playing farmville.

Really?

[Robo]

It's a perk of being in charge.  .

[Dickie Dee]

christ she's hot

[BlueTsunami]

I can't look at Jenny's pictures. Her hotness makes me angry.

And the flight attendant is awesome. Sounds like he 23 skidoo'ed which needs to be done more in this day and age, for comedic effect.

[Great Rumbler]

And the flight attendant is awesome. Sounds like he 23 skidoo'ed which needs to be done more in this day and age, for comedic effect.

Seriously, that guy's my hero. He got fed up with obnoxious passengers that can't listen to simple instructions, so he calls the guy out and then jumps down the inflatable exit ramp. How is that now totally awesome?

[Saint Cornelius]

Sounds like he 23 skidoo'ed

awesome!

[TripleA]

So she quit just because she was called a hot piece of ass?

Sounds like BS to me.

[Saint Cornelius]

So she quit just because she was called a hot piece of ass?

Sounds like BS to me.

RTFA - in fact, you don't even have to read much, just follow the pictures of the pretty gurl.

[Human Snorenado]

The best part about the flight attendant is that when the police went to apprehend him for unlawfully discharging the escape ramp or whatever, apparently he was "in the midst of sexual relations".

[Saint Cornelius]

From the article:

One person familiar with the investigation said JetBlue took more than 20 minutes to notify the Port Authority police, allowing Mr. Slater time to get home.

That's pretty fucking awesome too. So rare that people actually have another persons' back! Gave him enough time to crack open those brews and enjoy some sexual relations.

[huckleberry]

NBC news declared that the flight attendant was a hero to beleaguered flyers everywhere.  What a crock of shit - working at an airport is one of the most stressful customer service jobs on the planet. People leave their fucking manners and their sanity at the check in counter.


Grabbing a beer before sliding down is the most fuck awesome thing.

[Barry Egan]

The HPOA story is fake - http://gawker.com/5609650/the-quitting-tale-that-suckered-the-whole-internet

[Saint Cornelius]

The HPOA story is fake - http://gawker.com/5609650/the-quitting-tale-that-suckered-the-whole-internet

Should've known that broad was too scalding to be f'reals.

[TripleA]

The HPOA story is fake - http://gawker.com/5609650/the-quitting-tale-that-suckered-the-whole-internet

Thought so.

[Dickie Dee]

as if my penis cares

[Diunx]

Who cares she is so fucking hot .

[Joe Molotov]

Dem titties is real.

[BlackMage]

is there nudies of her yet? is there drawings of nudes of her yet?

[Saint Cornelius]

Are people really this stupid?

Yes, we certainly are.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

the HOPA seemed pretty clearly an actress faking a viral Internet meme ... but she's hot so who cares

[chronovore]

i like how the guy installs something to spy on people's online use but he spends 19 hours a week playing farmville.

Really?

Even if the story's a fake, the worst bosses I've had, the ones who were most concerned with tracking every moment of each day, regardless of overall productivity, even regardless of overtime, were the ones who were the least productive on their own. It's as if they project their own uselessness on everyone around them.

[Van Cruncheon]

yeah, a micromanaging boss is either paranoid and therefore produces nothing, or is ocd and produces nothing