Author Topic: Would you eat anything that came out of this bag? (Read 2271 times)

Eel O'Brian · « **on:** August 12, 2010, 04:17:38 PM »

about a minute after i left the drive-through this started literally running out:

you can't really see it here, but there's about a tablespoon or more of grease puddled on that domino's flyer, I had to keep the bag sitting on it to keep it from fucking up my truck seat:

the paper i had the bag sitting on while i took the pictures:

that's $7 worth of bullshit right there

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** August 12, 2010, 04:22:37 PM »

What's in the bag? You cant just tease us...

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #2 on:** August 12, 2010, 04:23:15 PM »

ejaculate i can live with, adds a nice pudding texture to foods

that amount of grease is ridiculous, though

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #3 on:** August 12, 2010, 04:23:49 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 12, 2010, 04:22:37 PM

What's in the bag? You cant just tease us...

chicken sandwich, dirty rice, sweet potato pie

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** August 12, 2010, 04:25:31 PM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #5 on:** August 12, 2010, 04:27:00 PM »

too late

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** August 12, 2010, 04:27:30 PM »

Well this thread SUCKS

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #7 on:** August 12, 2010, 04:29:40 PM »

it was just standard bojangle's stuff?

the pie was the culprit, they must have dropped it straight from the fryer into my bag, so i threw it away

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #8 on:** August 12, 2010, 04:32:40 PM »

so i guess the answer was "yes"

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #9 on:** August 12, 2010, 04:34:26 PM »

Is Bojangles like an edible version of Popeyes? I don't understand why the OP had shots of a Dominoes' bag.

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** August 12, 2010, 04:37:30 PM »

I had Popeyes for the first and last time like a month ago. The spicy chicken was pretty good, but not really spicy. But I shit fire like I ate a jar of jalapenos. wtf

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #11 on:** August 12, 2010, 04:41:03 PM »

I once tried popcorn shrimp from Popeyes and my asshole fell out. Right into the bowl, ker-splash!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #12 on:** August 12, 2010, 04:44:34 PM »

that's a domino's flyer the bag was sitting on in my truck to keep the grease from getting on my seat

it's not clear in the pic, but there's a little puddle of grease in the middle of the flyer

bojangles is "cajun" (sic) fast food chicken, their regular chicken isn't good but the sandwiches and dirty rice are decent, and they have cajun-spiced fries that are okay

i just stopped there because it's on the way to the paint store

Beezy · « **Reply #13 on:** August 12, 2010, 04:47:22 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on August 12, 2010, 04:34:26 PM

Is Bojangles like an edible version of Popeyes?

People who don't like Popeyes exist?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #14 on:** August 12, 2010, 04:49:20 PM »

Would still eat. Shit, I could swab my hand around the bottom of a KFC bucket and JO with ease.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** August 12, 2010, 04:54:06 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on August 12, 2010, 04:41:03 PM

I once tried popcorn shrimp from Popeyes and my asshole fell out. Right into the bowl, ker-splash!

oooh. I would NEVER try the seafood. nuh uh.

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** August 12, 2010, 05:05:27 PM »

black people made that food

fact

Beezy · « **Reply #17 on:** August 12, 2010, 05:10:01 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 12, 2010, 05:05:27 PM

black people made that food

fact

Buy a slice of pizza from certain places and your bag will look just like that.

Diunx · « **Reply #18 on:** August 12, 2010, 05:43:56 PM »

Would.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #19 on:** August 12, 2010, 06:00:54 PM »

popeyes isn't bad for fast food but I always feel bad after eating it

drew · « **Reply #20 on:** August 12, 2010, 06:11:14 PM »

popeyes bucket of fried chicken is straight garbage, i kind of like their 5 peice strips, before they started charging for fucking biscuits and raising the price of the chicken to more than 5 dollars

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #21 on:** August 12, 2010, 06:13:01 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 12, 2010, 06:11:14 PM

popeyes bucket of fried chicken is straight garbage, i kind of like their 5 peice strips

Yeah their strips are where it's at but you eat a couple of 'em and feel terrible the rest of the day. At least -I- do.

I swear the older I get, the less I can tolerate fast food.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** August 12, 2010, 06:14:51 PM »

mmm, popeyes biscuits and red beans and rice

but saint c is straight up right, the shit that gets flushed redhot out of my asshole post-popeyes looks like fucked up deep ocean sea life

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** August 12, 2010, 06:16:26 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 12, 2010, 06:14:51 PM

mmm, popeyes biscuits and red beans and rice

but saint c is straight up right, the shit that gets flushed redhot out of my asshole post-popeyes looks like fucked up deep ocean sea life

drinky i have not had a poop in almost two weeks.

please shut the fuck up.

chronovore · « **Reply #24 on:** August 12, 2010, 06:17:28 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on August 12, 2010, 05:08:39 PM

Quote from: Beezy on August 12, 2010, 04:47:22 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on August 12, 2010, 04:34:26 PM
Is Bojangles like an edible version of Popeyes?
People who don't like Popeyes exist?

Yeah, what the hell?

Popeyes has great chicken.

I think St. Corny is complaining about the overall spice level, no?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25 on:** August 12, 2010, 06:19:09 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 12, 2010, 06:16:26 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 12, 2010, 06:14:51 PM
mmm, popeyes biscuits and red beans and rice

but saint c is straight up right, the shit that gets flushed redhot out of my asshole post-popeyes looks like fucked up deep ocean sea life

drinky i have not had a poop in almost two weeks.

please shut the fuck up.

so eat at popeye's more

jesus christ, YOU'RE the fuckin uff da nord here with whining like that

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** August 12, 2010, 06:20:23 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #27 on:** August 12, 2010, 06:20:49 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on August 12, 2010, 06:17:28 PM

I think St. Corny is complaining about the overall spice level, no?

No I think the spices and shit are great and it tastes good, what I am saying is it either gives me gas, or a stomachache, or just an overall malaise after eating it that I don't care for.

And for christs sake Himu eat a fucking ex lax. You'll be shitting non-stop.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28 on:** August 12, 2010, 06:24:59 PM »

himu's got the gen-y anxiety/panic thang. i don't think it's his diet; i think his asshole is scrunched so tight even demi couldn't nuzzle it open. when he gets a chill spell, his asshole's gonna run like the yangtze.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #29 on:** August 12, 2010, 06:25:31 PM »

How much cheese is in your diet, Himuro?

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 12, 2010, 06:24:59 PM

himu's got the gen-y anxiety/panic thang. i don't think it's his diet; i think his asshole is scrunched so tight even demi couldn't nuzzle it open. when he gets a chill spell, his asshole's gonna run like the yangtze.

dear lord the boy is poo shy.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #30 on:** August 12, 2010, 06:43:33 PM »

Himu's bootyhole is pursed like the lips of a women who has come home from work to a sink full of dishes

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #31 on:** August 12, 2010, 06:45:50 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 12, 2010, 06:43:33 PM

Himu's bootyhole

:himu

drew · « **Reply #32 on:** August 13, 2010, 03:08:01 AM »

you should have made an ascii guy bending over and put both emotes in their proper place

TripleA · « **Reply #33 on:** August 13, 2010, 11:02:11 AM »

Groogrux · « **Reply #34 on:** August 13, 2010, 12:05:08 PM »

We don't have any Bojangles here, and it makes me sad. I fucking loves me some bo'rounds and sweet tea.

Come to think of it, all we have around this state is KFC and Lee's, (with an occasional Popeyes snuck in the bigger cities)...

Wonder why that is?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #35 on:** August 13, 2010, 12:39:25 PM »

I'm not surprised.

That really makes me never want to eat fast food again.

chronovore · « **Reply #36 on:** August 15, 2010, 10:32:11 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 12, 2010, 06:43:33 PM

Himu's bootyhole is pursed like the lips of a women who has come home from work to a sink full of dishes

This cracked me up so hard, everyone knows I'm not working.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #37 on:** August 15, 2010, 10:33:24 PM »

Quote from: The Business on August 13, 2010, 12:26:26 PM

boohoo my fast food is greasy what MADNESS

hey, i must've missed this

fuck you

chronovore · « **Reply #38 on:** August 15, 2010, 10:36:33 PM »

In all fairness, that was a LOT of grease in that bag. Eating fried foods is bad enough, but fried foods which haven't even been drained of the oil is pretty freakin' gross and bad for you.

tiesto · « **Reply #39 on:** August 15, 2010, 10:37:53 PM »

Himu, go eat some Korean food if you want to shit... kimchi is a guarantee I'll be shitting my brains out at the end of the day, and my stomach is so strong that stuff like super-spicy Indian and Thai don't cause me to shit.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #40 on:** August 15, 2010, 10:38:57 PM »

if it'd been straight-up fried chicken i would've expected it, but it was a chicken sandwich, dirty rice, and a pie

you could've fried a whole other pie in that puddle

Purple Filth · « **Reply #41 on:** August 15, 2010, 10:42:44 PM »

Ahh Bojangles, was awesome when they were at my location.

The first time i ever heard of dirty i was like WTF until i ate it, so awesome

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Author Topic: Would you eat anything that came out of this bag? (Read 2271 times)