Author Topic: guess who's druuuuuuuuuuuuuunk (Read 1385 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **on:** August 12, 2010, 11:54:57 PM »

I GUESS ME

WOOOOOOOOOOOO BEER

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1 on:** August 13, 2010, 12:14:44 AM »

What kind of beer?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2 on:** August 13, 2010, 12:28:10 AM »

heineken :'(

oh well, I got drunk with a 50 year old, interesting stories resulted from that

Positive Touch · « **Reply #3 on:** August 13, 2010, 12:32:06 AM »

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I NEED A DRINK

actually no i need to be completely and totally trashed out of fucking mind

i want some tequilla

what's your favorite brand? mine is milagro

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4 on:** August 13, 2010, 12:36:26 AM »

I don;t drink tequila, it sucks

chronovore · « **Reply #5 on:** August 13, 2010, 12:54:35 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on August 12, 2010, 11:54:57 PM

I GUESS ME

WOOOOOOOOOOOO BEER

NO, ME. LOTs oF WINE. ACTUALLY. THIS KEYBOARD sucks.
A nice cab from the Coppola vineyards, all to myself while those around me destroyed a Glenfiddich 18. Now comes packing for the trip home, and maybe 4 hours or less sleep. Woooooo!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6 on:** August 13, 2010, 12:59:57 AM »

I had a pint of Manny's after a long day of working in the basement.

chronovore · « **Reply #7 on:** August 13, 2010, 01:04:15 AM »

Did you wear the T-shirt and use the pint glass you got for your bday?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8 on:** August 13, 2010, 01:08:33 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on August 13, 2010, 01:04:15 AM

Did you wear the T-shirt and use the pint glass you got for your bday?

Pint glass: YES
T-shirt: no...

I'm still covered in plaster dust from the drywall.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9 on:** August 13, 2010, 02:14:40 AM »

HAHAHAHAAHA

ME, MOTHERFUCKERS

$15 ALL YOU CAN DRINK? I RAN A TRAIN ON YOU, STUPID FUCKING BAR!

...nevermind that most of it probably just ended up in my toilet. IMMATERIAL, I SAY!

drew · « **Reply #10 on:** August 13, 2010, 02:44:35 AM »

enjoy the fun while it lasts

which is approximately one year after your 21st birthday

Eric P · « **Reply #11 on:** August 13, 2010, 07:02:19 AM »

the only way to stop getting older is to die

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #12 on:** August 13, 2010, 08:27:32 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on August 13, 2010, 07:02:19 AM

the only way to stop getting older is to die

Working on it.

chronovore · « **Reply #13 on:** August 15, 2010, 02:51:09 AM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on August 13, 2010, 02:14:40 AM

HAHAHAHAAHA

ME, MOTHERFUCKERS

$15 ALL YOU CAN DRINK? I RAN A TRAIN ON YOU, STUPID FUCKING BAR!

...nevermind that most of it probably just ended up in my toilet. IMMATERIAL, I SAY!

O! Why is it so much cleaner for a browser to clean its cookies? When a human does it, it's messy.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #14 on:** August 15, 2010, 04:03:06 AM »

IN THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I THINK I'M SO DRUNK THAT IM HAVING A HARD COHERENTELY TUPING ON THE INTERNET.

BIRTHDAY PAY WITH FREIDNS CUK YEAH!!!

P.S. Ichi suggested I do shi.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #15 on:** August 15, 2010, 04:04:05 AM »

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

SHIT IM DRRUNK WHY AM I NOT FUCKING THE WIFE RIGHTNOW?

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** August 15, 2010, 04:04:38 AM »

Nobody cares.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #17 on:** August 15, 2010, 04:07:24 AM »

Goodnight. Hopefully I'm not hungover and wanting to die in the morning.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #18 on:** August 15, 2010, 04:08:41 AM »

because you can't even get it up right now let alone hit it from the back? how is this the first time in your life that you're this drunk? i thought you were cool

drew · « **Reply #19 on:** August 15, 2010, 04:10:02 AM »

im high on drugs

me > you losers

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #20 on:** August 15, 2010, 04:12:15 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on August 15, 2010, 04:08:41 AM

because you can't even get it up right now let alone hit it from the back? how is this the first time in your life that you're this drunk? i thought you were cool

Barry Egan · « **Reply #21 on:** August 16, 2010, 12:12:02 AM »

I've been munching on percocet like they are M&Ms and OH MY life is a bowl of cherries.

muckhole · « **Reply #22 on:** August 16, 2010, 12:16:47 AM »

I drank an absurd amount of booze last night, and had another sleepwalking incident. I woke up in my gf's bathroom trying to dismantle a decorative incense box, which I think I was dreaming was some sort of puzzle that I had to decode.

drew · « **Reply #23 on:** August 16, 2010, 12:32:55 AM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on August 16, 2010, 12:12:02 AM

I've been munching on percocet like they are M&Ms and OH MY life is a bowl of cherries.

I already ate twenty of mine, I have a bad habit overdoing it the night I score, that bottle seems to fill itself up every time you grab a couple, then it's 4 am and it's half gone

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #24 on:** August 16, 2010, 12:48:02 AM »

chronovore · « **Reply #25 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:45:01 AM »

That would make me buy something else. No, really.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #26 on:** August 16, 2010, 09:30:00 AM »

i started off yesterday morning with an irish coffee at brunch and it ended up turning into a drinking binge that took us to three different bars/restaurants and didn't stop til 3 pm. i went home to crash and woke up hours later with seriously one of the worst hangover i've ever had. the missus was nice enough to get me some vietnamese for dinner to help me through it at least.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #27 on:** August 16, 2010, 06:42:29 PM »

percoseeeeexxxxxx

Third · « **Reply #28 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:05:40 PM »

How much did you have to drink to get drunk?

Let me guess...

Judging by your physique - one or two glasses of beer?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #29 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:10:00 PM »

Oh christ you're hilarious.

drew · « **Reply #30 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:10:52 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on August 16, 2010, 06:42:29 PM

percoseeeeexxxxxx

im buzzin on some right now, bowl of cherries indeed

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