Author Topic: Duke Nukem Forever - the Thread (Read 43529 times)

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #300 on:** March 24, 2011, 10:51:22 PM »

One last delay, for old time's sake.

Himu · « **Reply #301 on:** March 24, 2011, 10:55:36 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on February 17, 2011, 05:12:49 PM

GOTF

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Raban · « **Reply #302 on:** March 24, 2011, 11:18:19 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 24, 2011, 10:51:22 PM

One last delay, for old time's sake.

I asked for this, I guess I got it.

chronovore · « **Reply #303 on:** March 25, 2011, 02:03:54 AM »

Quote from: demi on March 24, 2011, 08:06:31 PM

uh... you slap the butt. does PT think you slap them across the fivehead? you're as bad as Eric P sometimes. where did anyone think Duke Nukem would slap a bitch in the skull?

Oy vey

Sean Connery even espoused the correctness of striking women. "With an open hand, of course..."

Positive Touch · « **Reply #304 on:** March 25, 2011, 06:14:39 AM »

dont worry guys you can all suck my balls

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #305 on:** March 25, 2011, 07:47:13 AM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on March 24, 2011, 08:03:38 PM

In Japan Duke Nukem would be kidnapping twelve year olds and there wouldn't be any multiplayer to speak of, just spanking.

Its funny 'cause it's true.

Diunx · « **Reply #306 on:** March 25, 2011, 04:38:47 PM »

First time I'm gonna bother with a ctf mode since UT99

duke nukem

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #307 on:** March 25, 2011, 04:51:29 PM »

In honor of this latest delay, let's also celebrate the 10th Anniversary of the E3 2001 trailer.

[youtube=560,345]TDlB2P1leRM[/youtube]

Best Game Never Made

cool breeze · « **Reply #308 on:** March 25, 2011, 11:30:40 PM »

"hey, pal. what are you gonna do? save the world all by yourself"

FUCK YES MAXIMUM BONER MONTAGE

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #309 on:** March 25, 2011, 11:40:11 PM »

[youtube=560,345]6K00DCK1l98[/youtube]

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #310 on:** March 26, 2011, 06:56:22 PM »

It would be badass if a week or two before DNF's launch, Gearbox was like "Oh by the way, we finished up the 2001 version of DNF on the UE1 engine and we're releasing it on XBLA/PSN/Steam for $10, kthxbye"

chronovore · « **Reply #311 on:** March 26, 2011, 07:40:32 PM »

Isn't that what this game is, largely? Except at full retail prices?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #312 on:** March 26, 2011, 08:07:25 PM »

Well all we have to go on is that one trailer, but I'm sure it's way different now than it was back then.

Diunx · « **Reply #313 on:** March 27, 2011, 01:12:50 AM »

My 14 year old dick got so hard when I saw that trailer back in the day

The Sceneman · « **Reply #314 on:** March 27, 2011, 11:50:14 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on March 25, 2011, 11:30:40 PM

"hey, pal. what are you gonna do? save the world all by yourself"

FUCK YES MAXIMUM BONER MONTAGE

"YOU THINK THOSE SUNGLASSES MAKE YOU LOOK COOL OR SOMETHING?"

TEEEPO · « **Reply #315 on:** March 28, 2011, 03:10:53 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on March 26, 2011, 06:56:22 PM

It would be badass if a week or two before DNF's launch, Gearbox was like "Oh by the way, we finished up the 2001 version of DNF on the UE1 engine and we're releasing it on XBLA/PSN/Steam for $10, kthxbye"

after 3drealms had shutdown, they had admitted that the 2001 version of DNF shown in that trailer never existed as a playable game :'(

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #316 on:** April 01, 2011, 01:06:51 PM »

[youtube=560,345]2Rx3ah-C2dg[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]NuT_anJBZMk[/youtube]

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #317 on:** April 01, 2011, 01:33:26 PM »

they could totally make an achievement were you have to carry the wet feces throughout the entire game.

It would be superior to Half-Life's Gnome achievement in Ep2.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #318 on:** April 21, 2011, 10:03:22 PM »

Okay I read that JB-Hifi in New Zealand is offering Duke Nukem Forever sunglasses as a pre-order bonus. I initially shit my pants, then I saw them:

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. I was hoping for Duke's classic wayfarers

guess they are too hipster nowadays

Himu · « **Reply #319 on:** April 21, 2011, 10:24:00 PM »

fuck yes

The Sceneman · « **Reply #320 on:** April 21, 2011, 10:25:00 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #321 on:** April 21, 2011, 10:26:17 PM »

The Sceneman · « **Reply #322 on:** April 21, 2011, 10:33:53 PM »

Sure kid, you might grow up to be as awesome as me

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #323 on:** April 21, 2011, 11:15:51 PM »

Most epic rating symbol ever:

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #324 on:** April 21, 2011, 11:28:51 PM »

And I like how it's coming out internationally first. America; number one exporter of freedom.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #325 on:** April 22, 2011, 01:07:39 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on April 21, 2011, 11:15:51 PM

Most epic rating symbol ever:
(Image removed from quote.)

I want a shirt consisting of the games logo with this giant warning under it.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #326 on:** April 22, 2011, 04:59:59 AM »

Surely this will be banned in Australia

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #327 on:** April 22, 2011, 06:41:54 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on April 22, 2011, 05:40:27 AM

Quote from: pilonv1 on April 22, 2011, 04:59:59 AM
Surely this will be banned in Australia

Nope. Already rated and ready to go.

Nothing censored?

That's suprising, but awesome if true.

dicklaurent · « **Reply #328 on:** April 22, 2011, 05:20:49 PM »

wow. that new trailer was actually pretty great. a lot better than all other screenshot/video crap they've released for the game so far

The Sceneman · « **Reply #329 on:** April 22, 2011, 11:04:24 PM »

the only bad thing about that trailer was the shitty music.

I really hope they use the classic Duke Nukem theme in the game:
[youtube=560,345]6K00DCK1l98[/youtube]

I will cry if they don't use this tune in the game

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #330 on:** April 22, 2011, 11:38:09 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on April 22, 2011, 11:04:24 PM

the only bad thing about that trailer was the shitty music.

I really hope they use the classic Duke Nukem theme in the game:
[youtube=560,345]6K00DCK1l98[/youtube]

I will cry if they don't use this tune in the game

Why wouldn't they?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #331 on:** April 23, 2011, 12:00:46 AM »

they didn't use the the Terminator Theme in Terminator 3!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #332 on:** April 23, 2011, 12:45:44 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on April 23, 2011, 12:00:46 AM

they didn't use the the Terminator Theme in Terminator 3!

Looks like this is what they're using:

http://www.dukenukemforever.com/full/us/

The Sceneman · « **Reply #333 on:** April 23, 2011, 12:48:40 AM »

Bobby Prince

I wonder if they got him back to write more music for DNF?

He's probably the best non-japanese game music composer:
[youtube=560,345]xMcO3TCiOnM[/youtube]

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #334 on:** April 23, 2011, 12:55:41 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on April 23, 2011, 12:48:40 AM

Bobby Prince

I wonder if they got him back to write more music for DNF?

It's Jeremy Soule [Oblivion and Prey] who did the DNF soundtrack.

Edit: It was Lee Jackson who actually did the Duke Nukem 3D theme "Grabbag".

chronovore · « **Reply #335 on:** April 23, 2011, 09:24:52 PM »

I like how the latest trailer uses a Prodigy song; THE NINETIES. WHEN DUKE WAS RELEVANT.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

The game looks pretty great.

[close]

maxy · « **Reply #336 on:** May 05, 2011, 02:30:02 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

click on this link if you dare

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #337 on:** May 05, 2011, 05:01:44 PM »

Pork chop sandwiches!

dicklaurent · « **Reply #338 on:** May 05, 2011, 06:22:39 PM »

awesome

Himu · « **Reply #339 on:** May 05, 2011, 07:28:40 PM »

Quote from: maxy on May 05, 2011, 02:30:02 PM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

amazing

The Sceneman · « **Reply #340 on:** May 07, 2011, 04:27:44 AM »

avatar stuff is now on XBL marketplace. Overpriced crap as usual, but the Pig mask is pretty funny

cool breeze · « **Reply #341 on:** May 09, 2011, 11:34:17 PM »

[youtube=560,345]d8Q-RUgL6H8[/youtube]

there is a bunch of multiplayer video cut between a person talking

it actually looks like a lot of fun. I didn't even know this game had multiplayer (which is an incredibly stupid realization).

Trent Dole · « **Reply #342 on:** May 10, 2011, 01:18:24 AM »

Bitch stop saying 'um'.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #343 on:** May 10, 2011, 01:21:09 AM »

the multi is the reason I am getting this day 1. So I can get all the multi achievements while there are people actually playing the game!

I will try and be the first person on Bore to 1k Duke

I get it 4 days early you see

The Sceneman · « **Reply #344 on:** May 10, 2011, 09:53:09 PM »

well my pre-order is placed (free duke poster woo)

1 month and counting down...

Himu · « **Reply #345 on:** May 10, 2011, 10:03:09 PM »

pre-ordered for 360

The Sceneman · « **Reply #346 on:** May 11, 2011, 12:01:26 AM »

looking forward to the multiplayer! its good how they have leveling and challenges and unlockables and stuff. Its the way to get people hooked on the shit (see: Red Dead)

pilonv1 · « **Reply #347 on:** May 11, 2011, 12:29:09 AM »

I want to try this but I'm taking the day one plunge on LA Noire this month so Duke will have to wait.

Not like another few weeks will matter after all these years

The Sceneman · « **Reply #348 on:** May 11, 2011, 12:31:14 AM »

I will be the first in the world to 1k DNF

this is my mission. Wll get pizza delivered and only take toilet breaks

iconoclast · « **Reply #349 on:** May 11, 2011, 01:44:22 AM »

I'll probably rent this, so this shit better not have an online pass for multi. And I really hope none of the multiplayer achievements are huge grinds either...

chronovore · « **Reply #350 on:** May 13, 2011, 12:49:45 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on May 11, 2011, 12:31:14 AM

I will be the first in the world to 1k DNF

this is my mission. Wll get pizza delivered and only take toilet breaks

You're going to lose to the guy who's not taking toilet breaks. Get a catheter.

naff · « **Reply #351 on:** May 13, 2011, 01:02:49 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on May 11, 2011, 12:31:14 AM

I will be the first in the world to 1k DNF

this is my mission. Wll get pizza delivered and only take toilet breaks

We can set it up round robin style. I'll do an all nighter with you when it comes out

Should get some other bros over to help out too

pilonv1 · « **Reply #352 on:** May 13, 2011, 01:53:11 AM »

just put some newspaper down

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #353 on:** May 13, 2011, 09:38:07 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on May 13, 2011, 01:53:11 AM

just put some newspaper down

Jesus, man...

iconoclast · « **Reply #354 on:** May 14, 2011, 07:51:52 AM »

Achievement list: http://www.xbox360achievements.org/game/duke-nukem-forever/achievements/

No multiplayer achievements! Looks like this is gonna be a nice and easy 1000 with no grinding.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #355 on:** May 14, 2011, 11:33:46 AM »

Turd Burglar...

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #356 on:** May 14, 2011, 12:33:50 PM »

Find and Steal a Piece of Poo

Himu · « **Reply #357 on:** May 14, 2011, 03:19:49 PM »

Fuck mp cheevos.

Anyone willing to do some SR2 cheevos with me sometime?

Trent Dole · « **Reply #358 on:** May 14, 2011, 08:45:20 PM »

I have the lesbefriends as my gamer picture and Duke Burger as my 360's theme. Come on 6/14.

Himu · « **Reply #359 on:** May 14, 2011, 09:29:07 PM »

Duke is my gamer pic.

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