Author Topic: Dolph Lundgren (Read 9866 times)

Diunx · « **on:** August 14, 2010, 01:13:44 AM »

So I have been thinking about why is this forum so fucking gay and it hit me, we don't have a Dolph Lundgren thread!!!

Here is Dolph teaching some random chicks on the beach how to defend themselves using kun fu:

At the end of his daily work out:

Some fool is getting punished:

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Cheebs · « **Reply #1 on:** August 14, 2010, 01:14:44 AM »

wasn't he in a james bond movie? if so that is the only movie he is in I have seen him in.

Diunx · « **Reply #2 on:** August 14, 2010, 01:16:19 AM »

He was in A View to a Kill, he aims his gun at Christopher Walker in a scene where he was talking to some russian coronel

Diunx · « **Reply #3 on:** August 14, 2010, 01:16:58 AM »

Also what kind of sick freak hasn't see Rocky V?

Cheebs · « **Reply #4 on:** August 14, 2010, 01:28:23 AM »

I saw the first two, good enough for me. I don't like stallone movies. I was more of a schwarzenegger sort of kid.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5 on:** August 14, 2010, 01:29:11 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on August 14, 2010, 01:16:58 AM

Also what kind of sick freak hasn't see Rocky V?

What kind of sick freak mixes up his Rockys?

Diunx · « **Reply #6 on:** August 14, 2010, 01:31:16 AM »

oh shit!!!!

ManaByte · « **Reply #7 on:** August 14, 2010, 01:46:48 AM »

Purple Filth · « **Reply #8 on:** August 14, 2010, 04:02:01 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 14, 2010, 01:29:11 AM

Quote from: Diunx on August 14, 2010, 01:16:58 AM
Also what kind of sick freak hasn't see Rocky V?

What kind of sick freak mixes up his Rockys?

annihilated

Tieno · « **Reply #9 on:** August 14, 2010, 04:41:05 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 14, 2010, 01:29:11 AM

Quote from: Diunx on August 14, 2010, 01:16:58 AM
Also what kind of sick freak hasn't see Rocky V?

What kind of sick freak mixes up his Rockys?

Slammed beyond repair.

No dude should mix up Rockys. Definitely a cigarillo.

Cheebs · « **Reply #10 on:** August 14, 2010, 08:14:21 AM »

Quote from: Armitage on August 14, 2010, 05:33:26 AM

I've nver seen any rocky movie. Does this make me less of a man?

Not at all. The first one is a decent sports movie but not a life changing movie by any means.

Powerslave · « **Reply #11 on:** August 14, 2010, 08:32:22 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on August 14, 2010, 01:16:19 AM

He was in A View to a Kill, he aims his gun at Christopher Walker in a scene where he was talking to some russian coronel

Quote from: Diunx on August 14, 2010, 01:16:58 AM

Also what kind of sick freak hasn't see Rocky V?

3 mistakes in a row. Diunx shows his best side yet again.

lennedsay · « **Reply #12 on:** August 14, 2010, 08:44:55 AM »

Somehow in these feeble attempts to make this forum less gay, it's become way more gay by proving that you only like Dolph for his manly body and not his manly body of work.

Also, it shows that I'm a total faghag by posting here with all you homos. $:-\$

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13 on:** August 14, 2010, 09:05:11 AM »

I watched Universal Soldier: Regeneration a few months ago and, on top of being a pretty awesome action movie, Dolph Lundgren was also pretty awesome in it.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #14 on:** August 14, 2010, 10:26:48 AM »

From what I understand, EB likes the more effete flailing types of homosexuality. Chiseled sculptures of man like Dolph Lundgren are intimidating and therefore not appreciated in the community here.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #15 on:** August 14, 2010, 10:28:41 AM »

Engineering

English Literature

Sociology and Humanities

Diunx · « **Reply #16 on:** August 14, 2010, 12:59:31 PM »

He is the Übermensch.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #17 on:** August 15, 2010, 02:40:33 AM »

Rocky IV is the manliest musical of all time. No dance numbers, just montages and Survivor, fuck yeah.

Also, he's directed as many films as Terrence Malick. How many karete fights does Days of Heaven have again? Oh yeah, that's right, fucking zero.

Legend of cinema my ass, he never made a film where a drummer kills terrorists with a guitar.
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chronovore · « **Reply #18 on:** August 15, 2010, 03:18:42 AM »

Dolph is awesome. He should have been the next big thing, but I think Masters of the Universe whacked his ass into a mostly direct-to-video career.

Also: IQ of 160? It is time to see Dolph and the 160 IQ Boritos battle it out in the tradition of our forefathers: naked, greased up, and with chainsaws.

Diunx · « **Reply #19 on:** August 16, 2010, 12:46:36 AM »

Green Shinobi wouldn't stand a chance.

SantaC · « **Reply #20 on:** August 24, 2010, 01:47:25 PM »

swedes are amazing

Diunx · « **Reply #21 on:** August 25, 2010, 08:39:07 PM »

Saw Icarus, probably his most gory film yet, highly recommended if you like low budget action movies I think its called The Killing Machine in the states.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #22 on:** August 25, 2010, 09:11:31 PM »

His non-appearance in Sunny was genius.

cool breeze · « **Reply #23 on:** August 25, 2010, 09:18:36 PM »

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Diunx · « **Reply #24 on:** August 25, 2010, 10:12:30 PM »

Truer words have never been spoken.

Diunx · « **Reply #25 on:** August 21, 2012, 10:59:14 PM »

The Dolph is in The Expandables 2! go fucking see it!!! especially you Himu with your cunt lips and faggy animu!!!

Diunx · « **Reply #26 on:** August 21, 2012, 11:01:44 PM »

Holy shit threads like these remind me how much of a taco cheebs was.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #27 on:** August 21, 2012, 11:03:53 PM »

I don't understand how you thought blonde hair, huge pecs, six pack, and big bulges would make this forum less gay, Diunx.

Diunx · « **Reply #28 on:** August 21, 2012, 11:11:38 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on August 21, 2012, 11:03:53 PM

I don't understand how you thought blonde hair, huge pecs, six pack, and big bulges would make this forum less gay, Diunx.

So what a group of straight men can't admire the top tier of the male specimen without being gay?

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** August 21, 2012, 11:15:08 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on August 21, 2012, 10:59:14 PM

The Dolph is in The Expandables 2! go fucking see it!!! especially you Himu with your cunt lips and faggy animu!!!

I don't see why you're singling out me when I'm one of the few people here who loved expendables 1 and is seeing expendables 2 not on the virtue of dolph but on the virtue of VAN DAMME.

Diunx · « **Reply #30 on:** August 21, 2012, 11:19:41 PM »

Was Van Damme in a 007 movie? yeah didn't think so!

trying to move closer to the FOV

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #31 on:** August 22, 2012, 03:42:20 AM »

I always preferred Van Damme too.

I've seen Bloodsport quite a few times as a kid.

parallax · « **Reply #32 on:** August 22, 2012, 12:27:47 PM »

aw shit, this is about to turn into a universal soldier debate isnt it?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #33 on:** August 22, 2012, 12:31:41 PM »

At his best

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #34 on:** August 22, 2012, 04:44:42 PM »

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #35 on:** August 22, 2012, 05:35:19 PM »

I've never seen Universal Soldier.

Momo · « **Reply #36 on:** August 22, 2012, 05:42:51 PM »

Van Damme in Hard Target has the most glorious mullet known to man

Diunx · « **Reply #37 on:** August 23, 2012, 12:22:44 AM »

Fuck you guys!

MrSingh · « **Reply #38 on:** August 23, 2012, 02:37:16 AM »

Bolo Yeung > Van Damme

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