Author Topic: Juggalos, Gathering Thereof (aka WHY are we not talking about Juggalos WHY) (Read 5634 times)

brob · « **Reply #60 on:** August 17, 2010, 06:33:53 PM »

Bryan Pumper needs to get in on this shit sooner rather than later, I say.

lennedsay · « **Reply #61 on:** August 17, 2010, 07:06:09 PM »

Cream in my middle like an oreo? I think she was double stuffed.

lennedsay · « **Reply #62 on:** August 17, 2010, 07:15:48 PM »

Knock U Out - Tila Tequila

Every time in the club or the bar
Girls be actin' like they distinguished mentally-challenged fellows
Mad cuz they men straight up rock hard
And he ain’t even on my radar
Tila Tequila rock star
Doin’ it in by getting’ head in my car
The baddest bitch from Queens and Crenshaw
Why you stuffin’ your bra?

Don’t need no crew every time I smash up
Look me up and down I pull your tracks out
Start some shit I lay your ass out
I'm from H-town bitch you know what we about
I put it down for my city
And I get-get-gritty yeah motherfucker that's what's up.
And just because your girl pretty with some big ass titties
Don’t mean I won’t fuck you up

I bet you won't be lookin' so HOT
When I knock you out and make you say WHAT?!
(Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh my God!)
I bet you won't be lookin' so HOT
When I knock you out and make you say WHAT?!
(Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh my God!)

Some of these bitches be industry
I'm exact opposite bitch in the streets
I'm in my twenties you forty-three
Aww she's tryna' be just like me
I don’t want to fuck ya man hell no
I just wanna hit the club with the fam and get low
I make your nose bleed like too much blow
Then we jump on stage and make ‘em say HOOOOOO
I'ma do what I do
but some of these dudes is bitches too
Suckers buyin’ cars sprung on a coo
Chyeah that's me Tila Tequila
I put it down for my city
And I get-get-gritty yeah mother fucker that's what's up.
And just because your girl pretty with some big ass titties
Don’t mean I wont fuck you up

I bet you won't be lookin' so HOT
When I knock you out and make you say WHAT?!
(Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh my God!)
I bet you won't be lookin' so HOT
When I knock you out and make you say WHAT?!
(Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh my God!)

Pour my drink get down like WHAT?
Down like WHAT?
Down like WHAT?
Pour my drink get down like WHAT?
Down like WHAT?
Down like WHAT?
Pour my drink get down like WHAT?
Down like WHAT?
Down like WHAT?
Pour my drink get down like WHAT?
Down like WHAT?
Down like WHAT?

BITCH!
Slap on the extra make-up
I'll be on the grind tryna get my cake up
It's RJ bras and rockin' Marc Jacobs
All day flossin', fuckin' ya'll face up
You try to photoshop your face up
Ever since you put your myspace up
I break rules, my shit's forbidden
You look like a dude, this bitch is straight trippin'
A-list celeb? Who are you kiddin'?
Everything you tryna do, I done did it
You could never run the game cuz I'm in it
This your last five seconds of your fifteen minutes
I put down for my city And I get-get-gridy
yeah motherfucker That's what's up
And just because your girl pretty
With some big ass titties
Don't mean I won't fuck you up

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Such beautiful lyrics... :'(

drew · « **Reply #63 on:** August 17, 2010, 07:55:18 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on August 17, 2010, 04:23:37 PM

Gavin McInnes has nothing to do with ICP. He was the former editor of Vice magazine.....don't know what he's doing now though.

he started up www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com with pinky from those anti tobacco ads around 2008, he left vice because they suck and stuff

its kind of weird that other people are fans of gavin here now, hes been my hero for half a decade now

Akala · « **Reply #64 on:** August 17, 2010, 07:59:30 PM »

tila's songs are better than I expected.

also, ICP is transcendental man. they have there own religion and shit. buy a shirt.

drew · « **Reply #65 on:** August 17, 2010, 08:07:26 PM »

corny, juggalos are not normal people and normal people do not become juggalos, you dont see them in bigger cities like toledo, youll find them in rural towns that have 20-30 minutes of cornfield in between them and the next town, ive seen some up in michigan on my way up to the cottage, where i pass 5 plus little towns like that, most of the day they stay inside stoned and on the internet

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #66 on:** August 17, 2010, 08:34:38 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 17, 2010, 08:07:26 PM

corny, juggalos are not normal people and normal people do not become juggalos, you dont see them in bigger cities like toledo, youll find them in rural towns that have 20-30 minutes of cornfield in between them and the next town, ive seen some up in michigan on my way up to the cottage, where i pass 5 plus little towns like that, most of the day they stay inside stoned and on the internet

that sounds exactly like a description of yourself

drew · « **Reply #67 on:** August 17, 2010, 08:41:38 PM »

i dont smoke weed and i get out a lot

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #68 on:** August 17, 2010, 08:54:10 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 17, 2010, 08:41:38 PM

i dont smoke weed and i get out a lot

79 days, 5 hours and 20 minutes

drew · « **Reply #69 on:** August 17, 2010, 08:56:00 PM »

thats about average for an active member, which youre not, so yeah, and stuff, also things

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #70 on:** August 19, 2010, 12:08:47 AM »

Tila Nguyen is such an idiot for thinking that juggalos of all people would care to hear her inane vapid shit. She would do much better opening for Ke$ha, who seems to target the same demographic.

Anyway, the ICP was pretty big when I was in junior high and you couldn't escape their shit. Most of them are poor white kids who barely made it past the 10th grade. They generally kept to themselves.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #71 on:** August 19, 2010, 02:38:15 AM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on August 17, 2010, 06:16:50 PM

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listening to this gave me a sudden urge to watch porn

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #72 on:** August 19, 2010, 02:51:59 AM »

you laugh at Tila but shit will get played at clubs :'(

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #73 on:** August 19, 2010, 04:04:25 AM »

I always vaguely assumed juggalismo was just some ironic thing. It's not?

Mandark · « **Reply #74 on:** August 19, 2010, 04:17:41 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on August 19, 2010, 04:04:25 AM

I always vaguely assumed juggaloism was just some ironic thing. It's not?

I think it kinda is, in that they know they're being transgressive and profane in a kinda goofy way, but they're not really making fun of it or of anything.

It's like ur-ironic.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #75 on:** August 19, 2010, 04:19:47 AM »

one of the ICP spinoff bands played in Minneapolis some months back and the whole downtown area I work at was PACKED with fat young white people in clown makeup. Like instead of a Twins game just getting out it was a monster truck rally crowd that put on inverted blackface just to show how not racist they are.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #76 on:** August 20, 2010, 06:49:23 PM »

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/two-nights-at-the-gathering/Content?oid=4687491
http://media.thestranger.com/slideshows/?album=54

Eric P · « **Reply #77 on:** August 20, 2010, 06:54:41 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on August 17, 2010, 06:16:50 PM

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that beat is pretty great.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #78 on:** August 20, 2010, 07:19:03 PM »

There are no words.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #79 on:** August 20, 2010, 07:51:08 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on August 20, 2010, 06:49:23 PM

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/two-nights-at-the-gathering/Content?oid=4687491
http://media.thestranger.com/slideshows/?album=54

I gotta be honest. Looking through that slideshow I was surprised to see a couple of black guys there. That right there IS a Miracle. Like rainbows and shit.

ICP be prophesyin.

drew · « **Reply #80 on:** August 20, 2010, 07:55:26 PM »

did they have makeup on? they might not be juggalos, theres some rappers on their label

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #81 on:** August 20, 2010, 08:02:23 PM »

I thought it might be security at first but then I saw one in clown makeup.

BLACK PEOPLE LOVE ICP

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Author Topic: Juggalos, Gathering Thereof (aka WHY are we not talking about Juggalos WHY) (Read 5634 times)