Author Topic: How awesome is The Expendables? (Read 1145 times)

Great Rumbler · « **on:** August 17, 2010, 11:31:47 PM »

So awesome.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #1 on:** August 17, 2010, 11:39:13 PM »

The Expendables

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #2 on:** August 17, 2010, 11:47:05 PM »

I don't get all this stuff about old action stars.

Shit, most everyone in that movie was young!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3 on:** August 17, 2010, 11:51:18 PM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on August 17, 2010, 11:47:05 PM

I don't get all this stuff about old action stars.

Shit, most everyone in that movie was young!

Stallone, Dolph, Eric Roberts, Rourke, Schwarzenegger, Austin, Li, Couture, and Willis aren't exactly young. Actually, I think Jason Statham and Gisele Itie were the only major actors that weren't over 40 years old.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4 on:** August 17, 2010, 11:57:34 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on August 17, 2010, 11:52:55 PM

Terry Crews should be have his own series of action films entitled: SHOTGUN BADASS.

Terry Crews could have his own series about anything and it would be awesome.

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It was great and delivered on it's promise to be a love letter to those that loved action films from the 1980's.

Yeah, that's pretty much how I feel about it. Big action scenes with lots of cool characters and stuff blowing up and bad guys getting shot. There were a few things that could have been better [some of the editing was a bit too hectic and a few scenes with CG blood were a bit too obvious], but, eh, those are really just nitpicks.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5 on:** August 18, 2010, 12:06:45 AM »

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EvilBoris · « **Reply #6 on:** August 18, 2010, 01:06:49 AM »

no thanks

I'll just take the arnold cameo when it comes on youtube.

Bildi · « **Reply #7 on:** August 18, 2010, 01:10:24 AM »

I haven't seen The Expendables but suspect it's awesome. That Costanza thinks it's crap affirms my suspicions.

ManaByte · « **Reply #8 on:** August 18, 2010, 02:36:02 AM »

I was laughing my ass off during the SHOTGUN AWESOME. Really offended this guys wife in my row.

ManaByte · « **Reply #9 on:** August 18, 2010, 02:37:04 AM »

Oh and

Statham in airplane firing machine gun

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #10 on:** August 18, 2010, 11:07:56 AM »

Mickey Rourke was awesome too, even though he didn't even kill anybody.

Mickey Rourke

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** August 18, 2010, 11:42:49 AM »

Mickey Rourke shed the best tear ever.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** August 18, 2010, 02:24:20 PM »

Definitely the manliest.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** August 18, 2010, 02:29:42 PM »

so did i. my wife and friend (both girls) had no idea why i was cracking up so hard.

"blood and guts everywhere. you were all shot to hell. our guys dying all around us"

that scene reminded me of something from planet terror.

"a missing leg. a leg that's now missing"

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14 on:** August 18, 2010, 02:35:41 PM »

Rourke definitely delivered the hell out of that monologue.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #15 on:** August 18, 2010, 02:39:59 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on August 18, 2010, 12:01:14 AM

I'll be honest, I watched "Everybody Hates Chris" because Crews was in it

Dude, no need to be ashamed - that was a great fucking show.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #16 on:** August 18, 2010, 02:42:51 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 18, 2010, 12:06:45 AM

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Oh. My. Fucking. God!!!

Diunx · « **Reply #17 on:** August 18, 2010, 03:38:04 PM »

Saw the movie like two hours ago, so much fucking awesome in one movie!!!!!

"what's his problem?"
"he wants to be president"

"come on happy feet"

That shotgun massacre was fucking awesome, crews should become a fucking action star after this movie, also loved all the knifes movies can't never have enough knife kills.

Gunner

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #18 on:** August 18, 2010, 03:41:33 PM »

"WARNING SHOT!!"

*guy gets blown apart*

"Too low."

Diunx · « **Reply #19 on:** August 18, 2010, 03:42:53 PM »

"you shot me!"

"you were gonna kill him"

"I wasn't gonna kill him I was just scaring him!"

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #20 on:** August 18, 2010, 03:44:41 PM »

Yeah, Dolph was awesome. He definitely needs an even bigger role in the sequel, same for Schwarzenegger.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #21 on:** August 18, 2010, 06:37:06 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #22 on:** August 18, 2010, 06:50:11 PM »

Best poster ever.

Diunx · « **Reply #23 on:** August 18, 2010, 08:39:31 PM »

Was just working out and rubbing one out, had too much testosterone running through my body after watching this movie.

Beezy · « **Reply #24 on:** August 18, 2010, 10:39:39 PM »

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Author Topic: How awesome is The Expendables? (Read 1145 times)