Author Topic: Manabyte or Genghis Cohen (Read 2714 times)

Fresh Prince · « **on:** August 21, 2010, 08:55:53 PM »

You decide

Solo · « **Reply #1 on:** August 21, 2010, 08:57:02 PM »

White Man

Barry Egan · « **Reply #2 on:** August 21, 2010, 08:57:56 PM »

uuuughhhhh worst thread ever

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #3 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:01:59 PM »

ok, who crossed picket lines and voted? scab!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:12:20 PM »

genghis cohen is one of the best human beings ever

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #5 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:14:48 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 21, 2010, 09:12:20 PM

genghis cohen is one of the best human beings ever

Pretty much.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:15:21 PM »

Cohen sent me free stuff. Cohen wins

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #7 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:15:44 PM »

Cohen

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** August 21, 2010, 09:45:17 PM »

thought everyone knew White Man has two EB joke characters

Mandark · « **Reply #9 on:** August 21, 2010, 10:22:30 PM »

So this guy who knew Manabyte back in the day says that he had a made-up girlfriend who allegedly worked at the mall, and when they were there Manabyte would angrily steer them away from the store where "she" "worked".

True fact!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** August 21, 2010, 10:50:03 PM »

green shinobi and willco

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** August 21, 2010, 10:56:21 PM »

Fuck you all, I'm going to watch some Videodrome.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** August 21, 2010, 10:56:29 PM »

o shit i forgot to log out

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** August 21, 2010, 10:59:17 PM »

Next week Fresh takes on the winner of this thread and leaves for a week when everyone votes Cheebs as the better poster.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** August 21, 2010, 11:08:01 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on August 21, 2010, 10:22:30 PM

So this guy who knew Manabyte back in the day says that he had a made-up girlfriend who allegedly worked at the mall, and when they were there Manabyte would angrily steer them away from the store where "she" "worked".

True fact!

the twist is that "she" was really "he" - you

Diunx · « **Reply #15 on:** August 21, 2010, 11:18:11 PM »

Manabyte is the defining poster of our generation.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** August 21, 2010, 11:20:38 PM »

He's cool in my book. Until Batman 3 comes out, at which point we'll find ourselves on opposite sides of the (pop) culture wars

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #17 on:** August 21, 2010, 11:24:28 PM »

Nah PD is the defining poster boy of our generation

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18 on:** August 21, 2010, 11:25:39 PM »

This can only be decided by traditional Evilborean combat: lubed up, nekkid wrasslin'.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #19 on:** August 21, 2010, 11:31:44 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on August 21, 2010, 10:22:30 PM

So this guy who knew Manabyte back in the day says that he had a made-up girlfriend who allegedly worked at the mall, and when they were there Manabyte would angrily steer them away from the store where "she" "worked".

True fact!

Even lonely socially inept teenagers know that made up girlfriends require 1000 mile buffers. Oh Manabyte $:-\$

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #20 on:** August 21, 2010, 11:56:26 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 21, 2010, 11:36:48 PM

It's the same tactic obama used in the primaries

...he posted pics of Himu's cock in the DNC super-delegate forums?

Bocsius · « **Reply #21 on:** August 21, 2010, 11:58:33 PM »

Write-in vote for Mupepe

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** August 22, 2010, 12:14:39 AM »

I picked ManaByte cause he never complained about the forum. I can appreciate that.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #23 on:** August 22, 2010, 12:19:20 AM »

Quote from: demi on August 22, 2010, 12:14:39 AM

I picked ManaByte cause he never complained about the forum. I can appreciate that.

It's not surprising that the cripple picks the option that causes him the least amount of hassle in his life.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #24 on:** August 22, 2010, 12:22:05 AM »

hipsters.

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** August 22, 2010, 12:22:49 AM »

I'm an easy man to please

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** August 22, 2010, 12:48:26 AM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on August 22, 2010, 12:19:20 AM

Quote from: demi on August 22, 2010, 12:14:39 AM
I picked ManaByte cause he never complained about the forum. I can appreciate that.

It's not surprising that the cripple picks the option that causes him the least amount of hassle in his life.

*Thump* *Thump*

That was the sound of Terry Fox kicking you in the balls. The second thump was him falling over.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #27 on:** August 22, 2010, 01:01:33 AM »

Did Genghis bring this into our lives?
[youtube=560,345]CAV0XrbEwNc[/youtube]

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28 on:** August 22, 2010, 03:01:05 AM »

Genghis Cohen is using a quote from me for his tag, so I gotta vote for him.

drew · « **Reply #29 on:** August 22, 2010, 12:22:45 PM »

manabyte, honestly

content > sarcasm

muckhole · « **Reply #30 on:** August 22, 2010, 02:23:48 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 22, 2010, 12:21:08 AM

I posted those muckhole pics for nothing

You said those were for modelling!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #31 on:** August 22, 2010, 05:20:08 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 22, 2010, 12:22:45 PM

manabyte, honestly

content > sarcasm

You can't be talking about quality of content.

I mean, you just can't. Because a distinguished mentally-challenged four year old could probably c&p like manabyte does.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #32 on:** August 22, 2010, 05:42:59 PM »

As an internet cynic anyone can do what I do. It's the same as copying and pasting.

Oblivion · « **Reply #33 on:** August 22, 2010, 05:57:06 PM »

Does Cohen have an encyclopedic knowledge of Disney cinema?

That's what I thought.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #34 on:** August 22, 2010, 06:09:51 PM »

Genghis Cohen.

The concept of Manabyte is designed to piss me off. He likes everything I dislike: science fiction, Disney, and right wing conservatism. On top of that, his stories about his personal life are wildly inconsistent whenever he presents them. One day, he's on the verge of bankruptcy but the following week, he's bragging about his new top of the line PC he just bought. While I suppose there are credit cards, it just comes off as peculiar. I'd like to sympathize with a lot of the shit that gets piled on him here but his viewpoints are offensively bad. Not as bad as TripleA for instance but just as bad.

Cohen on the other hand is an expert on wine and has an engineer for a wife. I don't know his stance on Disney but it can't be worse than Manabyte's.

drew · « **Reply #35 on:** August 22, 2010, 06:11:27 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on August 22, 2010, 05:20:08 PM

You can't be talking about quality of content.

I mean, you just can't. Because a distinguished mentally-challenged four year old could probably c&p like manabyte does.

yeah, well, i dont really branch out to other websites on the internet, so its still appreciated

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #36 on:** August 22, 2010, 06:17:50 PM »

manabyte has an imagination.

smh @ T EXP being an engineer means jack some of the dumbest fucks I know are engineers (though they are civil).

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #37 on:** August 22, 2010, 06:56:52 PM »

imagination is for fizzags

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #38 on:** August 22, 2010, 06:58:55 PM »

yet you still post and vote in it

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #39 on:** August 22, 2010, 07:00:40 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 22, 2010, 06:17:50 PM

manabyte has an imagination.

smh @ T EXP being an engineer means jack some of the dumbest fucks I know are engineers (though they are civil).

I thought you were some kind of engineer?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #40 on:** August 22, 2010, 07:01:47 PM »

my EB ranking:

me >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the indistinct teeming mass of other posters who, were they less lame, I would suspect probably only exist in my head anyway

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #41 on:** August 22, 2010, 07:24:59 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on August 22, 2010, 07:00:40 PM

I thought you were some kind of engineer?

Telecommunications

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #42 on:** August 22, 2010, 07:32:48 PM »

manabyte doesn't even fell the need to come into this thread and beg for votes

manabyte

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #43 on:** August 22, 2010, 07:34:46 PM »

Quick, someone make a "Fresh Prince vs. being sodomized by angry Samoans" poll so this stain on humanity will go away again.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #44 on:** August 22, 2010, 07:39:46 PM »

most people think I'm David Spade any way

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #45 on:** August 22, 2010, 07:52:36 PM »

yeah, i woulda made a "fresh prince vs. getting your cock stroked by freddy krueger" thread but i had no idea who the fuck he was or why genghis pissed him off so much

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #46 on:** August 22, 2010, 07:55:45 PM »

Probably jealous of his hot wife, lucrative wine business and immense cock.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

ok, probably just jealous of his credits on d-level ds games. this is the internets after all.

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Mupepe · « **Reply #47 on:** August 22, 2010, 08:20:32 PM »

Quote from: Bocsius on August 21, 2010, 11:58:33 PM

Write-in vote for Mupepe

pilonv1 · « **Reply #48 on:** August 22, 2010, 09:00:28 PM »

Cohen is a great man

Costanza · « **Reply #49 on:** August 22, 2010, 09:07:57 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on August 22, 2010, 12:19:20 AM

Quote from: demi on August 22, 2010, 12:14:39 AM
I picked ManaByte cause he never complained about the forum. I can appreciate that.

It's not surprising that the cripple picks the option that causes him the least amount of hassle in his life.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #50 on:** August 23, 2010, 12:21:19 AM »

smh @ people feeling persecuted on the internet

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #51 on:** August 23, 2010, 01:13:53 AM »

No one liked my Terry Fox joke

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #52 on:** August 23, 2010, 03:23:27 AM »

I picked Manabyte.

If this were a Billy Rygar v Manabyte thread, things would have been different.

drew · « **Reply #53 on:** August 23, 2010, 04:29:15 AM »

ghenghis used to be my boy before he got all sassy and shit

drew · « **Reply #54 on:** August 23, 2010, 04:55:28 AM »

I'd vote for you, babe

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #55 on:** August 23, 2010, 07:05:05 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on August 23, 2010, 01:13:53 AM

No one liked my Terry Fox joke

eh, didn't get off on the good foot

Brehvolution · « **Reply #56 on:** August 23, 2010, 09:00:04 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 22, 2010, 07:32:48 PM

manabyte doesn't even fell the need to come into this thread and beg for votes

manabyte

I think the fact that he created 14 alt accounts to skew the numbers says enough.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #57 on:** August 23, 2010, 09:00:36 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 22, 2010, 07:32:48 PM

manabyte doesn't even fell the need to come into this thread and beg for votes

manabyte

I think the fact that he created 14 alt accounts to skew the numbers says enough.

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Author Topic: Manabyte or Genghis Cohen (Read 2714 times)