Evilbore's 1st POST YOUR PIC thread

[Tauntaun]

I think I'm the hottest person here.

ORLY?!?    I think we need a hot off.  An H-O-T-T hot off.

I'll go first, Super Hotness nu jitsu!



I know what you're thinking:

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[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

I'm dropping this picture off, and then I'm leaving.

Farewell for now.

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Cloud got a haircut?

[Tauntaun]

Cloud got a haircut?

and a sex change, or did she? 

[whiteACID]

she's always been a little mannish looking

[Madrun Badrun]

she's always been a little mannish looking

I smell another cat fight brewing.  Can this thread handle it?

O and I'll give you cutest girl here but I'm by far the sexiest guy here. 

[Tauntaun]

she's always been a little mannish looking

I smell another cat fight brewing.  Can this thread handle it?

O and I'll give you cutest girl here but I'm by far the sexiest guy here. 

Tied with me that is, let's not fight baby. 

[Madrun Badrun]

she's always been a little mannish looking

I smell another cat fight brewing.  Can this thread handle it?

O and I'll give you cutest girl here but I'm by far the sexiest guy here. 

Tied with me that is, let's not fight baby. 

true.   

[whiteACID]

she's always been a little mannish looking

I smell another cat fight brewing.  Can this thread handle it?

O and I'll give you cutest girl here but I'm by far the sexiest guy here. 

huh? why would there be a catfight? I know I wasn't the only one who saw that pic and thought Cloudwalking!

[cloudwalking]

well, it does look like we weigh about the same. unfortunately i have breasts, so i might tip the scales a little in this case. sorry bloodwake.

[demi]

Bloodwake doesnt look like cloudwalking.

[Bloodwake]

well, it does look like we weigh about the same. unfortunately i have breasts, so i might tip the scales a little in this case. sorry bloodwake.

I always thought we looked similar.

[Saint Cornelius]

unfortunately i have breasts

there's nothing unfortunate about that.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

All BW needs is a boob job to complete the package. Hell, about even jarosh would fall for him then!

[Tauntaun]

unfortunately i have breasts

there's nothing unfortunate about that.

Unless they're bewbs that sux the L1f3 out of men and therefore CLOUD CAN NEVER FULLY LOVE JAROSH!    *thickening of plot*

[Bloodwake]

If I was crazy, I could secretly kill jarosh, then seduce Cloud, then we would be one of those couples people couldn't tell apart.

But I'm not crazy.

[cloudwalking]

that would look like incest dude. gay incest, in fact, since i apparently have man-like features. do you really want that stigma hanging over you for the rest of your life?

[Tauntaun]

If I was crazy, I could secretly kill jarosh, then seduce Cloud, then we would be one of those couples people couldn't tell apart.

But I'm not crazy.

ORLY? 

[Saint Cornelius]

it's not so much taht you have man-like features, cloudy, it's that bloodwake is a little... well... femme

[Bacon]

I think I'm the hottest person here.

I'd imagine so.  You or Catz.  Can't decide

ahem

[Bloodwake]

that would look like incest dude. gay incest, in fact, since i apparently have man-like features. do you really want that stigma hanging over you for the rest of your life?

I was just being hypothetical.

Because hypothetical situations are fun.

[Tauntaun]

that would look like incest dude. gay incest, in fact, since i apparently have man-like features. do you really want that stigma hanging over you for the rest of your life?

I was just being hypothetical.

Because hypothetical situations are fun.

hypothetically, is your new avatar saying no to douchebags, no to douchebags who give the middle finger, or just the middle finger.

[Saint Cornelius]

[cloudwalking]

is that supposed to look like me

[Flannel Boy]

Cloud, post more pics.

Thanks.

[Saint Cornelius]

is that supposed to look like me

no it's supposed to look like Bloodwake. I got a MC Paul Barman vibe before a Cloudwalking one.

[cloudwalking]

is that supposed to look like me

no it's supposed to look like Bloodwake. I got a MC Paul Barman vibe before a Cloudwalking one.

okay, cause i was gonna say, the only real similarity is the raping of the blue monster. i partake in this activity quite regularly.

[Bloodwake]

that would look like incest dude. gay incest, in fact, since i apparently have man-like features. do you really want that stigma hanging over you for the rest of your life?

I was just being hypothetical.

Because hypothetical situations are fun.

hypothetically, is your new avatar saying no to douchebags, no to douchebags who give the middle finger, or just the middle finger.

No, it's the Angry Video Game Nerd. He reviewed Ghostbusters on GameTrailers.com. Funny shit.

St. Corny... don't get it.

[Flannel Boy]

okay, cause i was gonna say, the only real similarity is the raping of the blue monster. i partake in this activity quite regularly.

Will you rape my purple monster?

[cloudwalking]

okay, cause i was gonna say, the only real similarity is the raping of the blue monster. i partake in this activity quite regularly.

Will you rape my purple monster?

sorry, the only things i rape are blue monsters and jarosh. purple isn't acceptable. ask whiteacid maybe?

[Tauntaun]

is that supposed to look like me

no it's supposed to look like Bloodwake. I got a MC Paul Barman vibe before a Cloudwalking one.

okay, cause i was gonna say, the only real similarity is the raping of the blue monster. i partake in this activity quite regularly.

Oh yeah?  That's pretty gross.  I bet, haha, I bet your arms turn into giant penises to do the raping to right? COME ON!

[Saint Cornelius]

okay, cause i was gonna say, the only real similarity is the raping of the blue monster. i partake in this activity quite regularly.

is the blue monster a metaphor?

St. Corny... don't get it.

i don't need to be subtle to leave you befuddled
'cause you're too lazy to write a rebuttal
can't finish grad school, think that's cool but it's sad
if i wanted to watch football, i'd live with my dad
i make rap masterpieces,
you can't complete your Kraft Masters' Thesis?? LOSER.

-MC Paul Barman, "Housemate Troubles"

I just thought you looked kinda like him, is all. But the more I think about the striking resemblance to Cloud... y'all ain't twins?

[whiteACID]

Rape is impossible with me.

[Flannel Boy]

okay, cause i was gonna say, the only real similarity is the raping of the blue monster. i partake in this activity quite regularly.

Will you rape my purple monster?

sorry, the only things i rape are blue monsters and jarosh. purple isn't acceptable. ask whiteacid maybe?

I just blue myself. So rape away.

[Saint Cornelius]

because you can't rape the willing?

[Tauntaun]

Rape is impossible with me.

I blame the red hair.

[Bacon]

Her vagina and anus were removed.

[Flannel Boy]

Her vagina and anus were removed.

Due to all the wear and tear?

[Saint Cornelius]

Her vagina and anus were removed.

Were they grafted on to you?

[Flannel Boy]

[Bacon]

Why would I need two of each?

[Tauntaun]

Her vagina and anus were removed.

 

say whiteACID, you just got engaged right?  I need to have a talk with your fiance about the dangers of red heads.  seriously

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no RLY,  i am teh super cereal!

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[Bloodwake]

Seriously, we aren't twins.

She's a Canadian and I grew up in Kentucky/Tennessee. Not unless we were separated at birth or something.

[cloudwalking]

i refuse to believe that i could be related to an american

[Tauntaun]

Seriously, we aren't twins.

She's a Canadian and I grew up in Kentucky/Tennessee. Not unless we were separated at birth or something.

oh man that's right.  cloudwalking I have a mission for you, get me tickets for the screening of the new purepwnage episode k?  thnx a bunch. 

edit: i'm a tard

[Bloodwake]

i refuse to believe that i could be related to an american

Sometimes I wish I wasn't American. Maybe we are related.

[Tauntaun]

i refuse to believe that i could be related to an american

Sometimes I wish I wasn't American. Maybe we are related.

washington, lincoln, fdr now rolling in their graves. 

[Flannel Boy]

i refuse to believe that i could be related to an american

Sometimes I wish I wasn't American. Maybe we are related.

washington, lincoln, fdr now rolling in their graves. 

Meanwhile Clinton is rolling a joint.

[Tauntaun]

Meanwhile Clinton is rolling a joint.

you can't put those up a vag! 

[Flannel Boy]

Meanwhile Clinton is rolling a joint.

you can't put those up a vag! 

You can put a dozen up there easily.
whiteACID post proof.

[Tauntaun]

well, if they fell apart I guess you could use the vag as a bong or something.  I'll score some hash tonight after work and try this out, I hope the wife is up to it. 

[Cheebs]

FDR rolled in his gave? The man was paralyzed from the waist down. He probably just wiggled a bit.

[Tauntaun]

FDR rolled in his gave? The man was paralyzed from the waist down. He probably just wiggled a bit.

 

[Madrun Badrun]

FDR rolled in his gave? The man was paralyzed from the waist down. He probably just wiggled a bit.

was RDR always paralyzed, whats is this now?  I'm canadian forgive me.

[Robo]

FDR had polio and was confined to a wheelchair.

[Madrun Badrun]

FDR had polio and was confined to a wheelchair.

was this after he was president?

[Cheebs]

FDR had polio and was confined to a wheelchair.

was this after he was president?

He died in his fourth term(longest serving president ever). He was in a wheel chair since he was a child. His statue in DC has him a wheel chair.

[Madrun Badrun]

I though he died in his third term and had no clue he was in a wheel chair. 

[BlackMage]

less talkie more pic posting

[Cheebs]

I though he died in his third term and had no clue he was in a wheel chair. 

those canadian text books don't teach enough!

less talkie more pic posting

[Flannel Boy]

I though he died in his third term and had no clue he was in a wheel chair. 

those canadian text books don't teach enough!

Are you saying that Ronald McDonald was not the president during the late 60's?