Eating crow (not Drinky) Viva Pinata

[Wobedraggled]

I said rare was all shitty and done, and I was dead wrong.

This game rocks.

[demi]

Would you eat Drinky? I'd be afraid to get a pube in my teeth. Do you think he shaves?

[Flannel Boy]

Would you eat Drinky? I'd be afraid to get a pube in my teeth. Do you think he shaves?

He waxes.

[Van Cruncheon]

now boys

[Wobedraggled]

I have a shitty gag reflex anyway

[Diablos]

alright then

[GilloD]

I sold all my pinatas and started a garden. Mad $$$ from Chili Peppers+Fertilizer.

[MrAngryFace]

Well I mean come on PERFECT DARK ZERO SUX!

HOWEVER to be honest Kameo is neat shit, fuck the haters.

[Eel O'Brian]

Kameo was plagued with a truly terrible control scheme.

[MrAngryFace]

I THINK U ARE!

[Eel O'Brian]

I wanted to like that game, really I did, but when I jumped into the water and the controls were all backwards and shifted to the side and pull back to go up and fuck this game, I said.

[MrAngryFace]

U R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Saint Cornelius]

Viva Pinata is the first actual game I've played on my 360 (keeping busy with demos and shit!), and goddamn do I LOVE it. I thought I was doing pretty good, with my shovel upgrades and garden space getting bigger, but now my pinatas are constantly beefing and I'm getting tired of fuckin' healing those cunts.

I sold all my pinatas and started a garden. Mad $$$ from Chili Peppers+Fertilizer.

 

you're blowing my mind, duder - you don't HAVE to collect the pinatas?

[Wobedraggled]

SC if you start a new garden the money carries over as well as all the crap you opened up, but you start with an empty space. I'm about to toss my old garden and start anew, as my old one is a scattered mess.

Rare did good. only took em 10 years.

[Saint Cornelius]

SC if you start a new garden the money carries over as well as all the crap you opened up, but you start with an empty space. I'm about to toss my old garden and start anew, as my old one is a scattered mess.

No shit?? I might have to do that, because I don't have a very good layout right now.

[GilloD]

I sold all my pinatas and started a garden. Mad $$$ from Chili Peppers+Fertilizer.

 

you're blowing my mind, duder - you don't HAVE to collect the pinatas?

Later on the Factory missions require that you have pinatas, but still. You don't have to do 'em. I mean, the little bastards keep walking in, but a few cracks with a shovel and they'll stay out

[Saint Cornelius]

Goddamn! I have so much to learn.

I don't want to go on GameFAQs or whatever and get all spoiled, but sometimes I think I'm not doing stuff right.

[Wobedraggled]

Goddamn! I have so much to learn.

I don't want to go on GameFAQs or whatever and get all spoiled, but sometimes I think I'm not doing stuff right.

There isn't much right or wrong, just have to make each resident happy without pissing off others.

I keep selling the bee when he is resident because he attack the raisant's, which I just managed to get "romanced"

[Saint Cornelius]

So some people just don't like each other, eh?

The one guy that kind of looks like a skunk is CONSTANTLY starting shit with EVERYONE. And then he keeps losing the battle!

[whiteACID]

Last night was a tragic night in my garden. Things were going good. Flutterscotches and Jameleons were romancing all over the place. Sours were at bay. New visitors were stopping by. I decided to make a little extra money growing chilis.

The money started coming in and before I knew it I had 25000 chocolate coins, and it was just so easy! So I kept going and reached 50000 chocolate coins. It wasn't enough. I wanted 100000. It was all I cared about.

During my mad rush for cash, a Sour Cocoadile in and left some sour candy. Annoyed by this inconvenience, I quickly killed off the intruder and went back to my precious chilis and cash they brought. Then I got a message that a pinata had been broken.

Shocked out of my euphoric money high, I quickly scanned my garden to account for my pinatas and I saw Bubbles the Cinnamonkey was missing. Hoping he was just hiding in a tree, I checked my Journal, but it was in no use. Bubbles was gone.

We had some good times. Bubbles was special in a sea of Whirlm34s and Shellybean15s. He had a little Fez and the Combat Boots from Phatsaq. He was my only pinata worth 5000 and had been to parties the world over.

I'm sorry I failed you Bubbles, and I hope you're happy in that big Monkeynut tree in the sky.

 

[Wobedraggled]

I <3 Fudgehog's

Talking about this game makes people sound uber gay.

[GilloD]

Goddamn! I have so much to learn.

I don't want to go on GameFAQs or whatever and get all spoiled, but sometimes I think I'm not doing stuff right.

The beauty is not being able to do anything wrong, really. Load up your garden with weeds and species-at-odds and watch the fun unfold! Then rip it all out! You can't really "lose".

Fudgehogs are the fucking worst, they picks fights with everything

[Saint Cornelius]

Fudgehogs are the fucking worst, they picks fights with everything

YESSS! Fuck those goddamn things

So how does this game work online? Can you actually visit peoples' gardens, or just send them pinatas?

[GilloD]

Last night was a tragic night in my garden. Things were going good. Flutterscotches and Jameleons were romancing all over the place. Sours were at bay. New visitors were stopping by. I decided to make a little extra money growing chilis.

The money started coming in and before I knew it I had 25000 chocolate coins, and it was just so easy! So I kept going and reached 50000 chocolate coins. It wasn't enough. I wanted 100000. It was all I cared about.

During my mad rush for cash, a Sour Cocoadile in and left some sour candy. Annoyed by this inconvenience, I quickly killed off the intruder and went back to my precious chilis and cash they brought. Then I got a message that a pinata had been broken.

Shocked out of my euphoric money high, I quickly scanned my garden to account for my pinatas and I saw Bubbles the Cinnamonkey was missing. Hoping he was just hiding in a tree, I checked my Journal, but it was in no use. Bubbles was gone.

We had some good times. Bubbles was special in a sea of Whirlm34s and Shellybean15s. He had a little Fez and the Combat Boots from Phatsaq. He was my only pinata worth 5000 and had been to parties the world over.

I'm sorry I failed you Bubbles, and I hope you're happy in that big Monkeynut tree in the sky.

 

A couple of my friends were over last week and I wanted to show them Cluckels, the chicken dressed like a man. Cluckles had died. In tribute, I razed the garden, built some CLuckles houses and raised a garden full of CLuckles' and pumpkin seeds. It was majestic.

Then I sold that shit. Man's gotta make a living

[Wobedraggled]

My newgats and lickatoads are in constant struggle. My fudgehogs are chill atm.

[Wobedraggled]

Woot.

Pro Gardener

Last land upgrade.

I rock.