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Billy Rygar

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Restaurant entertainment
« on: September 12, 2010, 07:41:08 PM »
So there me and my wife were eating pho around the corner from our house and my wife is looking at the TV and she is all "what are they doing to that bat?." The place was apparently playing some Vietnamese cooking show and there are two guys holding a bat in some alleyway.  Pretty soon our curiosity turned to outright disgust as the guys on the show started sawing off the screeching bat's wings and collecting the blood for some fucked up beverage.  I nearly threw up on the table and my wife was nearly in tears and also about to throw up.  No one else in the restaurant thought this inappropriate entertainment. 

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Re: Restaurant entertainment
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2010, 07:42:39 PM »
TV show? or CCTV in the kitchen? U DECIDE
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Re: Restaurant entertainment
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2010, 07:47:01 PM »
thanks for stopping by and ruining everyone elses day by putting that horrific image in our heads as well!

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Restaurant entertainment
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2010, 07:50:07 PM »
Welcome to Oakland
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Re: Restaurant entertainment
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2010, 07:51:40 PM »
don't be such a baby
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Diunx

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Re: Restaurant entertainment
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2010, 07:59:15 PM »
Pussy.
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Re: Restaurant entertainment
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2010, 08:04:16 PM »
Ozzy Osbourne would have ate that bat.
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Re: Restaurant entertainment
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2010, 08:05:03 PM »
Don't ever go into a market in Korea. Or Morocco. The things you will see are way worse than a bat in the back alley
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: Restaurant entertainment
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2010, 08:15:18 PM »
In tears, over a bat getting killed?
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Restaurant entertainment
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2010, 08:24:17 PM »
In tears, over a bat getting killed?

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Re: Restaurant entertainment
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2010, 08:32:43 PM »
was the pho good

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Re: Restaurant entertainment
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2010, 08:45:06 PM »
Every time I've tried to give Viet food a chance I've been absolutely disgusted... whether by the filth in the restaurant, either bland or gross tasting food, I dunno. Everybody raves about stuff like pho and banh mi, so I feel like I'm missing out but I dunno. Stories like this aren't gonna make me change my mind.
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Re: Restaurant entertainment
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2010, 10:37:11 PM »
Pussies! :smug

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cool breeze

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Re: Restaurant entertainment
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2010, 01:14:10 AM »
Drinking a bat's blood sound pretty badass.  It would be like taking a dump on a bird.


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Re: Restaurant entertainment
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2010, 02:34:02 AM »
You should of had a taste to extend your palate.
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CrystalGemini

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Re: Restaurant entertainment
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2010, 08:17:03 AM »
Every time I've tried to give Viet food a chance I've been absolutely disgusted... whether by the filth in the restaurant, either bland or gross tasting food, I dunno. Everybody raves about stuff like pho and banh mi, so I feel like I'm missing out but I dunno. Stories like this aren't gonna make me change my mind.

wwwhhhhhhaaaaaaa.......?!
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Re: Restaurant entertainment
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2010, 09:03:42 AM »
Drinking a bat's blood sound pretty badass.  It would be like taking a dump on a bird.


Nothing like a good laugh at 9AM. Thanks man.  :lol
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Re: Restaurant entertainment
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2010, 09:13:40 AM »
You know, life is still pretty cheap on planet earth.  Only in the last 100 years or so has everyone become so squeamish with shit like this.  I mean fuck, you used to have to slaughter your own fucking animals for food.
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Re: Restaurant entertainment
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2010, 11:02:39 AM »
Pho's good, I would have finished eating...