The guy passed out on you in the middle of the day... He looks like the guy that came to my wedding drunk, went for a smoke at the reception outside and passed out in the woods for 4 hours, got chiggers, woke up in time to catch the party bus after the wedding, got us kicked out of the casino (he's banned for life) for calling the woman working there "a fat fucking cunt," then shit his pants at the end of the night.