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« Last Edit: September 14, 2010, 08:54:52 PM by Howard Alan Treesong »
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RE stopped being RE

someone had to step up and take its place

Who better than KIRYU KAZUMA


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Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2010, 08:55:18 PM »
Zombies in Yakuza? This shit's distinguished mentally-challenged. :yuck
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But it's Yakuza OF THE END

beats fighting pimps in kamurochou for the 5th time

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Yakuzargh

But it's Yakuza OF THE END

OF THE END
OF MY INTEREST
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fucking zombie fad is getting old.

Bebpo

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fucking zombie fad is getting old.

It takes Japan 3-4 years to make a PS3 game.  When they started this, zombies were on the cutting edge of cool!

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I was going to say something about SEGA jumping on the zombie bandwaggon, but then I remembered they invented zombies with House of the Dead. They are trying to take back what's theirs.
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let me explain this in terms Bebpo can understand:

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First time I've been interested in the series.

Sega
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Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumpin
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2010, 09:14:16 PM »
thank you for the scans u made me popular at somethignawful  :-[
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I think that's a zombie demi on the far left :teehee
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http://www.imagebam.com/image/05536b97747245

old low-res shitty environment textures -> new low-res shitty environment textures.

 :-\

Ryu ga Gotoku Zombies... shark jumping bloody hell! :lol



Goda has a machine gun arm! :lol
« Last Edit: September 14, 2010, 09:22:50 PM by Mr. Gundam »
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Wait Haruka is in trouble again?

Bebpo

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zombies kidnapped her!

 :lol

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The heck?

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Maybe this is how SEGA plans to popularize the series in the west. Zombie outbreak + macho men shooting big-ass guns. All they need to do now is throw in online co-op. If that can't do it, SEGA should just give up.
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RYUUJI VS. ROCK MONSTER

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What in the fucking fuck

Seriously...WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK

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Dead Ryūsing

This is the real Dead Rising 2, developed by pure Japanese blood.
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$50 says this is just some kind of goofy dream sequence
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I guess Zombies is a good enough excuse for Kiryu to use a gun.  :lol

Day one, bitches! Have fun waiting until 2012 to potentially play a localized version of this batshit insane shark jumping wacky jappy game.
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Hey, at least we'll have our zombie hostess bars in tact. am i rite.

Yes, I was gonna say...I like that despite the zombie-plague-apocalypse, hostess bars remain intact in Shibuya.   LOL Japan etc. etc.
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Hey, at least we'll have our zombie hostess bars in tact. am i rite.

Yes, I was gonna say...I like that despite the zombie-plague-apocalypse, hostess bars remain intact in Shibuya.   LOL Japan etc. etc.

hey I was gonna make this joke about the hostess bars :lol
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The trailer was lollllllll

IT HAS TRACTOR DRIVING.  SHENMUE 3 CONFIRMED

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I TOLD YOU IT JUMPED THE SHARK

I MUST HAVE THIS GAME

The trailer was lollllllll

IT HAS TRACTOR DRIVING.  SHENMUE 3 CONFIRMED

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CAN TONIGHT GET ANY BETTER
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I was pretty interested in what kind of nonsense this would be until the jesus christ not more zombies
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I don't care how many moon dollars this is gonna cost me, I'm getting it immediately.
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is this a reverse April Fools joke, on that day will they reveal the real game and show that this is so clearly a joke.

if not, I'm glad that somewhere deep within Sega, they're still fucking crazy enough to make something that nobody on earth asked for.

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this is classic sega

and yes i do mean this in a good way
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[youtube=560,345]ofCq8R2_jUg[/youtube]

:punch EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS GAME :punch

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are those the lickers from resident evil? :lol :lol :lol
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I don't believe for one second that those zombies could tip a tank. Just aren't enough of them.

Also, isn't Yakuza about punching dudes? Shouldn't they be punching zombies?

Watch the trailer again. There's a scene where Kazuma is getting ready to beat down zombies with his fists.
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this is fucking genius

this is CLASSIC SEGA
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Looks better than Shadow of the Damned.

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Nobody should bother making games anymore after this comes out

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If a localization isn't announced within a couple months of Yakuza 4's release, I'm importing this for sure. Looks amazing.

I better be able to date zombie hostesses. And sing karaoke with them.
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