Oh no Samuz speaks!!! My life is ruined

[SantaC]

I know IGN doesn't exactly have the best set of writers but this was pathetic even by their standards (Killing Samus)

In Other M, I heard Samus speak for the first time, and I was devastated to find that my longtime friend wasn't the woman I thought she was. Someone who was once my favorite heroine, and an inspiration, was now a woman I wish had just kept her mouth shut.

jesus man, get a real girlfriend. I love how people are upset that Nintendo figures suddenly speak just because they didn't do that 20 years ago. How can people get payed for writing crap like this?


edit: lol turns out the writer was a girl, but it is still pathetic.

[SantaC]

Its just one game people. Sure Samus made up for her years of silence in that one game, but many other franchises came back from much worse.

So basically 

but her longtime friend is ruined, how can she deal with this?!

[pilonv1]

was now a woman I wish had just kept her mouth shut.

IGN storming into the 18th century.

[etiolate]

She writes better than Sakamoto.

[pilonv1]

Speaking of this

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2015-Metroid-Other-M

[magus]

they were some part that made me laugh a lot like when he's like "THE SIGNAL IS CALLED BABY CRY BECAUSE IT'S SUPPOSED TO ATTRACT ATTENTION AS OPPOSED TO THE DISTRESS SIGNAL THAT'S SUPPOSED TO GO BY UNNOTICED"

or when he's like
"YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO'S THE TRAITOR?"
*pause*
"SO DO I! BECAUSE THE GAME KIND OF FORGETS ABOUT IT"

[pilonv1]

I liked the profiles of the 6 guys

"WANKS DAILY"

[Don Flamenco]

"Seeing Kojima through a glass bottom boat" 

probably the best thing yahtzee has ever written. 

[Purple Filth]

So she liked her when she seemingly had a speaking disability?

Some friend


Would have been funnier if it was a dude who said this though 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I hate to defend IGN wankaboo editorializin', but if my choice is that or Team Ninja gender politics...gooooooo Imagine Games Network

[TakingBackSunday]

inb4 etoilet

[Himu]

Speaking of this

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2015-Metroid-Other-M

 

[drew]

jesus man, get a real girlfriend.

[EmCeeGrammar]

Samus was always supposed to be an avatar. It doesn't make sense for your avatar to express thoughts that aren't your own.

SHRUG.

[SantaC]

inb4 etoilet

he already posted 

[TakingBackSunday]

whoops

[The Sceneman]

^ lol.

Anyway this thread got me thinking, imagine the N-tard meltdowns if Link had VA in the next Zelda game 

[Don Flamenco]

Team Ninja gender politics:
--I touch you in the break room
--You sue me
--I win

[SantaC]

^ lol.

Anyway this thread got me thinking, imagine the N-tard meltdowns if Link had VA in the next Zelda game 

let's play the same zelda over and over again! I actually enjoyed Metroid Other M because it took some risks and changed stuff around a bit.

[MoxManiac]

The game sucks, that's the real tragedy.

[Trent Dole]

What was funny though was Sakamoto, metroid geeks darling, was the reason for all the bad things in the game. Oh and there were tons.

Gunpei Yokoi is our darling, fuck Sakamoto.

[Barry Egan]

What was funny though was Sakamoto, metroid geeks darling, was the reason for all the bad things in the game. Oh and there were tons.

Gunpei Yokoi is our darling, fuck Sakamoto.

Gaming should have stopped with the virtual boy.

[magus]

What was funny though was Sakamoto, metroid geeks darling, was the reason for all the bad things in the game. Oh and there were tons.

Gunpei Yokoi is our darling, fuck Sakamoto.

Nintendo should have stopped with the virtual boy.

fixed

[Oblivion]

Yahtzee likes Metroid Prime. Where is your god now?

[Great Rumbler]

Yahtzee likes Metroid Prime.

Of course he likes MP. It's the Citizen Kane of videogames.

[pilonv1]

I'm sure he likes it on a sliding scale.