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U.S. Nuclear Weapons Have Been Compromised by UFOs
« on: September 24, 2010, 12:13:25 PM »
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUS166901+15-Sep-2010+PRN20100915?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a49:g43:r2:c0.163934:b37473374:z0
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Ex-military men say unknown intruders have monitored and even tampered with American nuclear missiles

Group to call on U.S. Government to reveal the facts

WASHINGTON, Sept. 15 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- Witness testimony from more than 120 former or retired military personnel points to an ongoing and alarming intervention by unidentified aerial objects at nuclear weapons sites, as recently as 2003. In some cases, several nuclear missiles simultaneously and inexplicably malfunctioned while a disc-shaped object silently hovered nearby.  Six former U.S. Air Force officers and one former enlisted man will break their silence about these events at the National Press Club and urge the government to publicly confirm their reality.

One of them, ICBM launch officer Captain Robert Salas, was on duty during one missile disruption incident at  Malmstrom Air Force Base and was ordered to never discuss it.  Another participant, retired Col. Charles Halt, observed a disc-shaped object directing beams of light down into the RAF Bentwaters airbase in England and heard  on the radio that they landed in the nuclear weapons storage area. Both men will provide stunning details about these events, and reveal how the U.S. military responded.

Captain Salas notes, "The U.S. Air Force is lying about the national security implications of unidentified aerial objects at nuclear bases and we can prove it." Col. Halt adds, "I believe that the security services of both the United States and the United Kingdom have attempted—both then and now—to subvert the significance of what occurred at RAF Bentwaters by the use of well-practiced methods of disinformation."

The group of witnesses and a leading researcher, who has brought them together for the first time, will discuss the national security implications of these and other alarmingly similar incidents and will urge the government to reveal all information about them. This is a public-awareness issue.

Declassified U.S. government documents, to be distributed at the event, now substantiate the reality of UFO activity at nuclear weapons sites extending back to 1948. The press conference will also address present-day concerns about the abuse of government secrecy as well as the ongoing threat of nuclear weapons.

WHO:  Dwynne Arneson, USAF Lt. Col. Ret., communications center officer-in-charge

Bruce Fenstermacher, former USAF nuclear missile launch officer

Charles Halt, USAF Col. Ret., former deputy base commander

Robert Hastings, researcher and author

Robert Jamison, former USAF nuclear missile targeting officer

Patrick McDonough, former USAF nuclear missile site geodetic surveyor

Jerome Nelson, former USAF nuclear missile launch officer

Robert Salas, former USAF nuclear missile launch officer

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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2010, 12:15:51 PM »
IT'S GOD REMOVING THIS FOUL EVIL FROM THE EARTH
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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2010, 12:16:49 PM »
sounds like a publicity stunt to bring national attention to getting rid of nukes.

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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2010, 12:19:50 PM »
THEY'RE TAKING OUR NUUUUUUUUUUUUKES
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« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2010, 12:29:04 PM »
I was listening to Mysterious Universe on the way to work, and they were talking to this woman who hypnotizes people to recall their abductions.

I find the whole UFO thing distinguished mentally-challenged but I'm curious as to HOW these people believe they were abducted.

I mean if you think about it, if there is life on other planets, of the millions of planets out there.

A) Why come to earth? Of all the other planets to visit, why earth?

B) Why would they be even remotely humanoid? Unless they evolved on a planet pretty much exactly like ours, how can they be humanoid?

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« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2010, 12:35:03 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2010, 12:35:32 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2010, 12:36:53 PM »
The aliens decided to give it up in 2003. I guess they saw what we did in Iraq and knew we meant business :american 8)


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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2010, 12:54:37 PM »
IT'S GOD REMOVING THIS FOUL EVIL FROM THE EARTH

oh look, a black person into mumbo jumbo, what a surprise. not.

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« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2010, 07:53:44 PM »
Bunch'a Greys try'n save us from ourselves. :smh Silly Greys!

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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2010, 07:57:23 PM »
Manabyte really needs to stop listening to Coast to Coast AM.
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« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2010, 08:19:26 PM »
In some sci-fi thinking I'd like to think aliens have been watching us, waiting for us to develop nuclear technology as a sign of our intelligence and then were like, 'Woah, woah these guys actually use this shit to kill things'.
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« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2010, 08:33:48 PM »
It sounds to me like something Snake and Otacon would be behind.
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« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2010, 08:34:01 PM »
I'd like to think aliens have been watching us, waiting for us to develop nuclear technology as a sign of our intelligence and then were like, "Woah, you can kill people you don't like with these things!" and then proceeded to nuke themselves into oblivion, that's why they haven't been back since 2003.
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« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2010, 10:37:54 PM »
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:lol

How many posts until Manabyte locks the thread?

Also, how come he loves aliens when they're not from Mexico?

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« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2010, 10:45:23 PM »
sabotage? aliens? or sabotage done by aliens?
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« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2010, 10:46:11 PM »
I live near a supposed nucelar site and have seen a few UFOs. It's really fucking scary.
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« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2010, 10:56:05 PM »
probably not, i never came out in the public with it, but I live near this place called Fort Wilderness and coming home one night at like 10 PM EST I go around this curve and see these three floating saucers just...sitting there, when all of a sudden one zooms off to the side and the other 2 hover for a moment then zoom away.

I've never been more scared in my life.
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« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2010, 11:38:21 PM »
Yeah, the aliens with the speed of light traveling spaceships are looking at our primitive weapons. COME ON
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« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2010, 11:50:47 PM »
Aliens are probably more like people than we like to think. They come around to mess with our nukes and anally probe us because that kind of thing is HILARIOUS. Plus, they're drunk and/or stoned.

Actually, if there really were aliens out there, we'd probably know about it by now because they'd be coming here by the millions to gawk at us and pretend that our backwards culture is actually morally superior because we don't use nanomachines and cold fusion.
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« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2010, 11:55:19 PM »
It's probably the jews.
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« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2010, 12:16:12 AM »
My theory is that we were guinea pigs and when they realised we could obliterate ourselves it was like, 'Oh shit the experiment's going to end' and then stopped it.
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« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2010, 01:04:08 AM »
"Anally probed" - more like the Aliens are to us as Cormacaroni is to sheep.

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« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2010, 01:05:07 AM »
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« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2010, 01:06:03 AM »
just throw rice and pasta at him.
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