Author Topic: Okami fucking sucks (Read 9422 times)

AdmiralViscen · « **on:** December 24, 2006, 01:03:35 PM »

Why do people spooge over this shit? Are they all Japanophiles, or simpletons?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** December 24, 2006, 01:06:07 PM »

Because it's the best 3D Zelda game ever made!

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #2 on:** December 24, 2006, 01:08:25 PM »

No it isn't, it sucks.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #3 on:** December 24, 2006, 01:23:41 PM »

I like both Okami AND Celda.

The new Zelda looks like poop tho. Hate the new look all boooring and low poly models lolol.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #4 on:** December 24, 2006, 01:25:25 PM »

WW has pretty shitty progression and world map, but at least you have more than 6 repeating tasks to perform, and some good dungeons. And for all the bitching about it being shit-easy, Okami isn't any harder. And has those stupid fucking Bad Guy Tapestries.

ugh

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #5 on:** December 24, 2006, 01:26:33 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 24, 2006, 01:23:41 PM

I like both Okami AND Celda.

The new Zelda looks like poop tho. Hate the new look all boooring and low poly models lolol.

Pretty much. Don't go for ultra realistic if your wittle system can't handle it. I hate running through an open field because I can see the ground texture repeating all over the place , and it's weird.

The game is fucking MASSIVE, tho.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** December 24, 2006, 01:29:14 PM »

Celda is a beautiful game, and honestly has WAY more personality than the by the numbers TP

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #7 on:** December 24, 2006, 01:31:34 PM »

I dunno, TP isn't totally by the numbers. Not after the first 3 dungeons. I liked the characters surrounding the 5th dungeon, and the 7th dungeon.

edit: but okami sucks, stay on topic.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** December 24, 2006, 01:41:56 PM »

TP is lame, give it up. Celda was a better game.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #9 on:** December 24, 2006, 01:43:01 PM »

OP likes FFIII DS, opinion invalidated.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #10 on:** December 24, 2006, 01:43:59 PM »

but I like FFIII DS

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #11 on:** December 24, 2006, 01:45:14 PM »

but not more than FFV GBA so it's all good amirite

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** December 24, 2006, 01:46:09 PM »

Well yeah, I have FFV GBA too. Im not a dumb.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** December 24, 2006, 01:46:34 PM »

Okami has some GREAT dungeons, and I'd rather have six repeating tasks than a Tears hunt or a bunch of amateurish and poorly-implemented mini-games!

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #14 on:** December 24, 2006, 02:00:37 PM »

-I'm not some big defender of TP
-FF3 rules
-FF5 rules more
-Okami's dungeons aren't all that awesome, or that plentiful. Tears hunts are even less plentiful.

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** December 24, 2006, 02:11:40 PM »

Yeah, Okami is a stinker. Like a Beatles song gone crazy. Spaceships, mystical arks? It ends so... not right. Let's have magical adventures in our spaceship!

Need to get Twilight Princess though. Holla.

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** December 24, 2006, 02:38:28 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on December 24, 2006, 01:25:25 PM

WW has pretty shitty progression and world map, but at least you have more than 6 repeating tasks to perform, and some good dungeons. And for all the bitching about it being shit-easy, Okami isn't any harder. And has those stupid fucking Bad Guy Tapestries.

ugh

Okami is way easier than WW.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #17 on:** December 24, 2006, 02:40:10 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 24, 2006, 02:38:28 PM

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on December 24, 2006, 01:25:25 PM
WW has pretty shitty progression and world map, but at least you have more than 6 repeating tasks to perform, and some good dungeons. And for all the bitching about it being shit-easy, Okami isn't any harder. And has those stupid fucking Bad Guy Tapestries.

ugh

Okami is way easier than WW.

omg banned lolz

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** December 24, 2006, 02:40:57 PM »

Atleast WW doesn't insult your intelligence.

HEY WHY DON'T TRY THAT WIND MOVE ON THAT WINDMILL I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS

adlkfja;df

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #19 on:** December 24, 2006, 02:42:28 PM »

No obnoxious load screens for basic and useless tasks either.

LET'S FEED THE ANIMALS THAT'S SO IMMERSIVE

*load*

*pointless screen*

*load*

FUCK

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20 on:** December 24, 2006, 02:46:30 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 24, 2006, 02:40:57 PM

Atleast WW doesn't insult your intelligence.
HEY WHY DON'T TRY THAT WIND MOVE ON THAT WINDMILL I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS
adlkfja;df

It did have a part like that.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** December 24, 2006, 02:51:35 PM »

TP is easier than Okami

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** December 24, 2006, 02:58:43 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on December 24, 2006, 02:46:30 PM

Quote from: Himuro on December 24, 2006, 02:40:57 PM
Atleast WW doesn't insult your intelligence.
HEY WHY DON'T TRY THAT WIND MOVE ON THAT WINDMILL I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS
adlkfja;df
It did have a part like that.

I don't recall a navi-esque character telling you how to solve every puzzle, including that one.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #23 on:** December 24, 2006, 03:03:04 PM »

I think Midna has something to say about it.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #24 on:** December 24, 2006, 03:04:02 PM »

Goddamn, this game is more polarizing than Metroid Prime.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #25 on:** December 24, 2006, 03:07:07 PM »

Nah, more than 200,000 people have played Metroid Prime LOL

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #26 on:** December 24, 2006, 03:09:04 PM »

Well, I actually asked for this game for Christmas...I'll be back with impressions in a few months when I get around to playing it.

I'm probably going to regret asking for it.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #27 on:** December 24, 2006, 03:14:26 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 24, 2006, 02:58:43 PM

I don't recall a navi-esque character telling you how to solve every puzzle, including that one.

Well I mean it had the puzzle.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #28 on:** December 24, 2006, 03:17:46 PM »

WW > TP

TP is SHIT

Bacon · « **Reply #29 on:** December 24, 2006, 03:34:14 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 24, 2006, 03:17:46 PM

WW > TP

TP is SHIT

I'm sure you've played TP to completion.

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** December 24, 2006, 03:42:13 PM »

I'm sure he's played it even once, Bacon.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #31 on:** December 24, 2006, 04:14:07 PM »

Lol, Nintendo Defenders. So sad.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #32 on:** December 24, 2006, 04:35:02 PM »

Still better than Clover fetishists.

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** December 24, 2006, 04:39:11 PM »

Shut up. God Hand looks AWESOME.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #34 on:** December 24, 2006, 04:50:45 PM »

Yea well, VJ is average and Okami sucks. So.

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** December 24, 2006, 04:51:34 PM »

Agreed there.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #36 on:** December 24, 2006, 04:52:17 PM »

Yea so what reason is there to yank meat over Clover? Fuck Clover. There are so many studios and developers more worthy of praise.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #37 on:** December 24, 2006, 05:49:13 PM »

I loved VJ.

Beezy · « **Reply #38 on:** December 24, 2006, 06:21:25 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 24, 2006, 04:39:11 PM

Shut up. God Hand looks AWESOME.

God Hand owns all of you. Best Clover game ever!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I haven't played Okami yet.

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Beezy · « **Reply #39 on:** December 24, 2006, 06:22:48 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 24, 2006, 05:49:13 PM

I loved VJ.

Same here.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #40 on:** December 24, 2006, 06:34:55 PM »

Hmmm, maybe I should check out God Hand then.

Goddamn it, there's too many games for PS2. I'm accustomed to Nintendo hardware!

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #41 on:** December 24, 2006, 07:01:02 PM »

I like VJ, but it's short and more whored out than it deserves. And I don't really think it stands the test of time.

It's a fun game, but a fun short game and a long shitty on aren't enough to earn the dedication Clover gets. Then people rip on you for being a fan of Nintendo's work? Nah.

Capcom ftw, Clover ftmeh.

Himu · « **Reply #42 on:** December 24, 2006, 08:37:15 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on December 24, 2006, 07:01:02 PM

Capcom ftw, Clover ftmeh.

qft

Fishie · « **Reply #43 on:** December 24, 2006, 09:13:06 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on December 24, 2006, 01:06:07 PM

Because it's the best 3D Zelda game ever made!

QFT

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #44 on:** December 24, 2006, 09:22:15 PM »

On the 26th, I'm gonna ream you Okami haters. Like "throw you over the fuckin' coffee table and rail you dry" ream. But since this is Christmas:

Oblivion · « **Reply #45 on:** December 24, 2006, 10:21:31 PM »

Still need to try out Okami.

But WW isn't better than any Zelda, I'm afraid. Let alone fucking TP.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #46 on:** December 24, 2006, 10:35:16 PM »

God some of you people here are fuckin distinguished mentally-challenged fellows lol. Im surprised you can boot yer goddamned pcs.

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** December 24, 2006, 10:41:51 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on December 24, 2006, 10:21:31 PM

Still need to try out Okami.

But WW isn't better than any Zelda, I'm afraid. Let alone fucking TP.

It's better than the original, all of the Capcom handheld Zelda's, and especially Zelda II: Adventures of Link. Don't know what you're talking about.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #48 on:** December 24, 2006, 10:42:48 PM »

Oh shit, it's time for MAF and Drinky to unite into ULTIMATE CAPCOM ZELDA FANBOY

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #49 on:** December 24, 2006, 11:06:46 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 24, 2006, 10:41:51 PM

Quote from: Oblivion on December 24, 2006, 10:21:31 PM
Still need to try out Okami.

But WW isn't better than any Zelda, I'm afraid. Let alone fucking TP.

It's better than the original, all of the Capcom handheld Zelda's, and especially Zelda II: Adventures of Link. Don't know what you're talking about.

Fuck that noise. The original (two quests!) blows away WW, and I'll go ahead and say Zelda 2 matches it.

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Author Topic: Okami fucking sucks (Read 9422 times)