No one watches wrestling, homo.
Imma gonna slap you, Mups. 
I've never bought the furniture from Ikea. I have bowls and shit though. But I hate going there and trying to find furniture is a PITA. Especially when so much looks the same but has different SKU's. Usually by the time we get from the showroom to the bigass place where you get the furniture, we've lost interest and say fuck it let's just get the hell out of here with what we have in our hands. Oh yeah, and grab some fucking food on the way out 
Exactly. 1.) We've been in the store for 10 hours and finally found our way out, so fuck furniture. 2.) We have no room left in our cart for some huge bullshit box. 3.) It's not exactly easy to find anything in the furniture part, and when you do, you can't inspect it to make sure it's in decent shape. You hope it looks ok by the box, and you hope it's the right type and color by the "bin" and "aisle" the box is located in. You could get it home and it could be a pink fucking dresser.
I dunno. That was definitely the first and last time for the furniture, unless I'm feeling lucky. But if that's the case, I'll probably just stop at the Casino Queen on my way back instead.
I love the fucking rail things you install on the wall though.
I have them all over the house. Two in the kitchen, with the metal baskets to hold spices and with hooks to hold large cooking utensils, and a oil/vinegar set that has a hook. One by the back door that has all the doggy stuff, a metal basket that has their retractable leashes, and hooks for their harnesses. One by the front door for our keys, sunglasses, random bullshits. One in the bathroom with
http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/70105659 that fucker to hold make-up brushes, and the metal basket to hold my makeup and other random shit. They're like $2 each
http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/50072645, and the baskets
http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/90072648 are $2 each, and we've had the ones in the kitchen for a year, no rust, all metal, still look awesome. We bought a bunch of that shit for my mom and my MIL because they're both always commenting on our shit. That and the meatballs.
