I've been formulating over the past few weeks a variant of communism that is homoerotic in nature.
Currency is no longer in dollars but sexual favors. Fondling some dude's balls is like a penny, a blow job is like a dollar, and anal sex is like 10 dollars. No women are allowed - they must be forced to work the mines and the fields away from the sight of men, who must live in a homoerotic paradise.
Women can obtain fake penii but must write frequent self criticisms for being born into the wrong gender. They also can't obtain proper citizenship and jobs and the most they can resort to is more of a supervisor to the other women.
There is only one branch of military: the gayest of them all, the navy. Everyone is required to join. Initiation into manhood is set up like the current fraternity system, perhaps the gayest system currently known in modern society.
