Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?

[BlueTsunami]

I was talking with my cousin earlier and apparently her female friend has a boyfriend that dabs. She found out (and subsequently told my cousin, of course) due to the boyfriend pulling his dick out and being all macho saying "Suck my dick". When she went up to the penis she saw that there was a little piece of tissue stuck to the end (this story was originally a joke, we all laughed). He got all pissed and said "Buy some better toilet paper then, bitch!"

But it brought up the discussion "Dabbing ones penis, yes or no?" I openly stated that I shake ma' shit and they all laughed and agreed that dabbing ones penis is seemingly a little feminine. I understand the hygienic reasons, shaking doesn't completely rid yourself of the drip drip, its still there but damn man.

[Mupepe]

Only homos dab.  Although, shake it more than twice and you're playing with it.  But that's okay too.

[Stoney Mason]

The pee stain on the crotch of the pants is a sign of masculine virility.

Dry crotch is for teh gays.

[Raban]

I'd rather keep dabbing and be a homo instead of not dab and have boxers that smell of stale pee

[BlueTsunami]

I spin it like a helicopter

[Stoney Mason]

I'd rather keep dabbing and be a homo instead of not dab and have boxers that smell of stale pee

Pheremones. Ladies love it!

[Himu]

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"Do you dab? I dab!"

[Mupepe]

I'd rather keep dabbing and be a homo instead of not dab and have boxers that smell of stale pee

That's what the shake is for.  Jeez.  You don't just put it back in your underwear and piss yourself. 

[Vizzys]

"Do you dab? I dab!"

this is exactly what i thought of when i read this topic title

[Robo]

I am an important and busy man; I don't have time for this fruity dabbing nonsense.

[Himu]

"Do you dab? I dab!"

this is exactly what i thought of when i read this topic title

"Maybe we should put more water on it! That way it'll look like you splashed it washing your hands!"

[Raban]

I'd rather keep dabbing and be a homo instead of not dab and have boxers that smell of stale pee

That's what the shake is for.  Jeez.  You don't just put it back in your underwear and piss yourself. 

I shake! It's never enough. Another con of having foreskin.

I'd rather keep dabbing and be a homo instead of not dab and have boxers that smell of stale pee

Pheremones. Ladies love it!

this doesn't make sense

[Mupepe]

I'm uncut too and I'm not pissing myself, homie.

[Phoenix Dark]

No. If anything I punch the head and be done with it.

[BlueTsunami]

If a girl can get down with a slightly musty dick, then she could be ma' wifey

[Raban]

I'm uncut too and I'm not pissing myself, homie.

I'm not pissing myself, but I'm just saying, shakes aren't enough. I don't always dab, only after really violent streams.

[Himu]

Let's talk about women who refuse to suck dick even though you lick her cooter for 30 minutes.

[Van Cruncheon]

i occasionally dab if the sumbitch won't stop drippin

[Himu]

I AM NOT WHIPPED

[Mupepe]

If a girl can get down with a slightly musty dick, then she could be ma' wifey

BT

I'm uncut too and I'm not pissing myself, homie.

I'm not pissing myself, but I'm just saying, shakes aren't enough. I don't always dab, only after really violent streams.

I have more problems with the slower streams.  The violent ones like jettison all my piss out so it doesn't drip after.  

i occasionally dab if the sumbitch won't stop drippin

Respect lost, homeboy.

Let's talk about women who refuse to suck dick even though you lick her cooter for 30 minutes.

stop licking her cooter then.  bitch made punk

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[Beezy]

I'd rather keep dabbing and be a homo instead of not dab and have boxers that smell of stale pee

That's what the shake is for.  Jeez.  You don't just put it back in your underwear and piss yourself. 

I shake! It's never enough. Another con of having foreskin.

...pull it back

I'm a recent dabber.

[Van Cruncheon]

If a girl can get down with a slightly musty dick, then she could be ma' wifey

BT

I'm uncut too and I'm not pissing myself, homie.

I'm not pissing myself, but I'm just saying, shakes aren't enough. I don't always dab, only after really violent streams.

I have more problems with the slower streams.  The violent ones like jettison all my piss out so it doesn't drip after.  

i occasionally dab if the sumbitch won't stop drippin

Respect lost, homeboy.

Let's talk about women who refuse to suck dick even though you lick her cooter for 30 minutes.

stop licking her cooter then.  bitch made punk

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hey, the piss has to run a marathon through this hog of mine. so some of it gets tired!

[Van Cruncheon]

I AM NOT WHIPPED

we gonna need some pictoral proof of this. bend her over a piece of select ikea furniture, plow her starfish, throw the horns for the camera and make her call you mupepe

[demi]

even gays i know dont dab. what the fuck?

[Van Cruncheon]

[Brehvolution]

I only dab if I go pee pee before sex.

[Mupepe]

If a girl can get down with a slightly musty dick, then she could be ma' wifey

BT

I'm uncut too and I'm not pissing myself, homie.

I'm not pissing myself, but I'm just saying, shakes aren't enough. I don't always dab, only after really violent streams.

I have more problems with the slower streams.  The violent ones like jettison all my piss out so it doesn't drip after.  

i occasionally dab if the sumbitch won't stop drippin

Respect lost, homeboy.

Let's talk about women who refuse to suck dick even though you lick her cooter for 30 minutes.

stop licking her cooter then.  bitch made punk

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I'm listening to 90's gangster rap at work

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hey, the piss has to run a marathon through this hog of mine. so some of it gets tired!

Tie a knot in it and call it a day.  That's what a man does!

[Madrun Badrun]

I dab and shake more than twice, I'm a clean freak dammit!

Yep.  Nothing worse than having a few drips run down your leg after have zipped back up.

[Joe Molotov]

I only dab if I go pee pee before sex.

Pee in her butt, like a man.

[muckhole]

I shake like a wet dog. Cover your toothbrushes!

[Diunx]

I shake this motherfucker.

[Tieno]

Dab, merely shaking is nasty.

[demi]

i slap it on the bathroom sink because it makes a healthy thud

[Eel O'Brian]

squeeze it out like a toothpaste tube and a shake to knock it off

then i give myself a thumbs up in the mirror because that's the way fonzie would do it

[Raban]

I only dab if I go pee pee before sex.

Pee in her butt, like a man.

Oh man, this reminds me of something me and my friends used to say in High School all the time. Any time we'd see a hot chick we'd say "I'd pee in her butt."

[cool breeze]

If I'm in a location that has toilet paper, I dab.  If there is no TP within reach, I do a spinning bird kick.

[Mupepe]

I only dab if I go pee pee before sex.

Pee in her butt, like a man.

Oh man, this reminds me of something me and my friends used to say in High School all the time. Any time we'd see a hot chick we'd say "I'd pee in her butt."

I think it's something almost everyone and their friends said

I just went pee btw.  Shook til it was bone dry.

[MCD]

I take a shower after every piss.

[Beezy]

If I'm in a location that has toilet paper, I dab.  If there is no TP within reach, I do a spinning bird kick.

[CajoleJuice]

I use a handheld vacuum.

[Purple Filth]

shake

[Madrun Badrun]

If I'm in a location that has toilet paper, I dab.  If there is no TP within reach, I do a spinning bird kick.

Great post.  You are awesome.

[drew]

i squeeze it like a tube of toothpaste

[Bloodwake]

Toothpaste tube. I only dab if I know I'm getting blown in like two seconds.

[Rman]

Dab at home.  Shake everywhere else.

[Bildi]

I squeeze and dab.  Often more than once.

I only dab if I go pee pee before sex.

So you don't get pee pee in her smoo smoo?

[Himu]

Squeezing like toothepaste after you cum is awesome

[lennedsay]

Of course dabs.    Spousey shakes though.

[chronovore]

Let's talk about women who refuse to suck dick even though you lick her cooter for 30 minutes.

That would be one lonely ass girl, after that particularly revealing date.

[Mupepe]

Of course dabs.    Spousey shakes though.

Because he's a man's man.

[lennedsay]

Of course dabs.    Spousey shakes though.

Because he's a man's man.

He really is. He's my husband. The girliest thing that goes on in the house is petting/snuggling the dogs.

[Mupepe]

There's so much I can learn from him.  Fuck.

[Tieno]

Of course dabs.    Spousey shakes though.

Doesn't matter because of

disgusting 

[lennedsay]

There's so much I can learn from him.  Fuck.

My house smells like a brewery and dog farts.

Man

Vagina 

[Mupepe]

Vagina most definitely still has a place in the world

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[T-Short]

dabber

[Tauntaun]

I dab at home but not when I'm out. 

[lennedsay]

My husband just said, "I shake the shit out of it." Sounded like he really enjoyed it too, like he can't wait to go pee again.

[Mupepe]

It's the only time I can play with my wiener in public and I'm not looked at funny.  Best parts of my day.

[lennedsay]

He said at the hockey game, they had an ad over one of the urinals with a chick with huge tits, and he's in there completely belligerent asking if he's supposed to take a piss or jerk off, because he might do both. He said he got applause a few times for that outburst and several other similar outbursts. Thank god I drove.