Author Topic: What's wrong with lennedsay? (Read 7556 times)

lennedsay · « **Reply #60 on:** October 13, 2010, 08:11:22 PM »

I'll add my number right now.

So anyway

Mupepe · « **Reply #61 on:** October 13, 2010, 08:13:51 PM »

So much homo right there.

Mi corazon va aguantar y va dejar palpitaaaaaaaaaaaaar

I sang anyways, GR. Whatchu gonna do about it, homeboy?? Okay. I've officially spent too much time on here tonight. Time to go make Diana dinner like a good househusband.

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Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #62 on:** October 13, 2010, 08:45:43 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on October 13, 2010, 07:19:02 PM

Hi Fistful. Thanks for showing a heterosexual interest and making this thread less gay.

you don't seem familiar with fistful's ideal feminine* bodytype

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lennedsay · « **Reply #63 on:** October 13, 2010, 09:14:57 PM »

I know, and I'm pretty proud of fistful's progress as well. I've posted like 5 pics and he's not

yet. I'm like a curvy Natalie Portman, which should be disgusting to him. Maybe he isn't feeling well.

I have boobs, fistful, and an ass/hips, bro. I hate to break the news.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #64 on:** October 13, 2010, 10:12:59 PM »

He's just desprate I bet.

lennedsay · « **Reply #65 on:** October 13, 2010, 10:22:07 PM »

Must be. Luckily I'm not desprate or desperate, or that might just hurt my feelings.

Diunx · « **Reply #66 on:** October 13, 2010, 10:24:12 PM »

Len, do girls really like soft hands in a guy or are they just lying to make me feel better about my girly hands?

lennedsay · « **Reply #67 on:** October 13, 2010, 10:28:33 PM »

My husband has kinda soft hands and

I guess working on computers all day rather than cars will do that to you.

But then again, I'm kinda like a dude, so maybe that makes him like the chick. I don't know, gender is so confusing.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #68 on:** October 13, 2010, 10:40:35 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on October 13, 2010, 10:22:07 PM

Must be. Luckily I'm not desprate or desperate, or that might just hurt my feelings.

I was being cocky-funny which is a manly-man trait. Did I do it wrong?

Diunx · « **Reply #69 on:** October 13, 2010, 10:42:29 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on October 13, 2010, 10:28:33 PM

My husband has kinda soft hands and I guess working on computers all day rather than cars will do that to you.

But then again, I'm kinda like a dude, so maybe that makes him like the chick. I don't know, gender is so confusing.

I will take that as a "fuck yes we love them!!!!"

lennedsay · « **Reply #70 on:** October 13, 2010, 10:47:35 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 13, 2010, 10:40:35 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on October 13, 2010, 10:22:07 PM
Must be. Luckily I'm not desprate or desperate, or that might just hurt my feelings.

I was being cocky-funny which is a manly-man trait. Did I do it wrong?

God, no wonder you can't talk to chicks.

Ok, you can't tell a girl that a guy talked to them, "cause they're desprate." Most girls would be all hyperventilat-y and crying and saying they're fat. Maybe add a

and then we're talking.

And yes, Diunx, fuck yes we love them and their big, smooth cocks.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #71 on:** October 13, 2010, 10:51:44 PM »

Wait you can't tell girls they are fat? Even the fat ones?

lennedsay · « **Reply #72 on:** October 13, 2010, 10:58:35 PM »

I'm not even sure you can call a girl fat that isn't there in front of another fat girl. I was describing a girl to another girl the other day, and the fact that she was fat had to be the last possible thing. "Do you know blah blah? She's has blah hair and blah and blah, really pretty face, bigger girl (has to be last comment)." Girl is huge. $:-\$

Diunx · « **Reply #73 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:07:08 PM »

You can't call them chubby either, that really piss them off.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #74 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:09:28 PM »

In the order of preferable descripters for women is smelly better or worse than fat?

lennedsay · « **Reply #75 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:11:04 PM »

Disregard smelliness, and call fat "pretty/cute face, bigger girl." You should be set.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #76 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:15:00 PM »

Finally I now know the secret! I'ma going go out and harpoon me a cute faced-bigger gal, as if I were Ahab and she Dick.

lennedsay · « **Reply #77 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:19:10 PM »

She won't care that you're awkward, as long as you don't care that she's chubby and probably will be pushy in the relationship. You'll be married in 6 months, FM.

or :'( whatever you think about that.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #78 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:19:29 PM »

I need to learn to drive so I can get "Pequod" on my licence plate.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #79 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:24:31 PM »

don't think that little canuck harpoon is designed for femwhales, duder.

edit: wait, you can't drive? man, you will never score. do you have a cool fixie bike, maybe?

lennedsay · « **Reply #80 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:28:17 PM »

FM is Canuckfistful. Early 20's, can't drive, can't talk to girls (except me, doesn't count). :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #81 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:28:42 PM »

I take the bus

Ya alone forever

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #82 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:29:17 PM »

I had a really good convo with a "pretty face/bigger girl" the other night. Told myself I should have asked for the number. I could have at least borrowed books from her!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #83 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:31:41 PM »

plus she'll do the nasty shit you ricans love

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she'll dress up like an anime girl

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #84 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:31:45 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 13, 2010, 11:24:31 PM

don't think that little canuck harpoon is designed for femwhales, duder.

edit: wait, you can't drive? man, you will never score. do you have a cool fixie bike, maybe?

Can you imagine Arvie trying to ride a fixie? Oh man.

lennedsay · « **Reply #85 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:32:16 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 13, 2010, 11:28:42 PM

I take the bus

Ya alone forever

Are there hot chicks on the bus that you don't talk to too, just like fistful?

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 13, 2010, 11:29:17 PM

I had a really good convo with a "pretty face/bigger girl" the other night. Told myself I should have asked for the number. I could have at least borrowed books from her!

She would've touched your pecker, bro. We know how to rub one out on your one eyed moisture missile.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #86 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:32:30 PM »

triumph: the problem is that i can :'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #87 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:34:58 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 13, 2010, 11:31:41 PM

plus she'll do the nasty shit you ricans love

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oh ichi

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She would've touched your pecker, bro. We know how to rub one out on your one eyed moisture missile.

So you consider yourself a bigger girl then? Using fistful's standards?

lennedsay · « **Reply #88 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:36:09 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 13, 2010, 11:32:30 PM

triumph: the problem is that i can :'(

Ya but can you suck your cock like it's the most delicious DQ Pumpkin Pie blizzard you've ever had? Brings a whole new meaning to yogurt slinger.

I've never seen a ~~fat chick~~ pretty-faced, bigger girl without full lips.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #89 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:36:11 PM »

Very hot chicks -- but talking on the bus is impolite.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #90 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:36:44 PM »

by fistful's standards, any female sex characteristic is too "big" for his tastes

luckily for him, the thai lads like to dress up

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although they still have more ass than natalie :'(

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #91 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:38:16 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on October 13, 2010, 11:36:09 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 13, 2010, 11:32:30 PM
triumph: the problem is that i can :'(

Ya but can you suck your cock like it's the most delicious DQ Pumpkin Pie blizzard you've ever had? Brings a whole new meaning to yogurt slinger.

I've never seen a ~~fat chick~~ pretty-faced, bigger girl without full lips.

i was talkin' about arvie on a fixie bike. i have had my pork jawed by a lass of healthy proportions in a previous life, and i have no complaints

lennedsay · « **Reply #92 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:42:06 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 13, 2010, 11:34:58 PM

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She would've touched your pecker, bro. We know how to rub one out on your one eyed moisture missile.

So you consider yourself a bigger girl then? Using fistful's standards?

Oh yea, totally. I'm not huge or anything, but I think I'm at least chubby and definitely curvy. GAF had that "fat chicks" thread the other day about a girl that was 5'2" and 140lbs and that's how much I weighed when we got married, and I looked great, but Wii Fit said I was overweight. Now I'm chubbier than that, not by much though. Then again, I have big ol' tits and hips and ass, which accounts for a lot of that.

I used to be 120 and the same height and I looked weird... Big round face and big boobs, no hips/ass? Fuck that, looked like a bobblehead of myself.

My husband likes me better at 140 than 120. Need to start working out again though.

lennedsay · « **Reply #93 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:43:12 PM »

Poor Natalie...

She needs dat ass she had in Closer, but 24/7.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #94 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:44:25 PM »

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #95 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:46:44 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on October 13, 2010, 11:42:06 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 13, 2010, 11:34:58 PM
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She would've touched your pecker, bro. We know how to rub one out on your one eyed moisture missile.

So you consider yourself a bigger girl then? Using fistful's standards?

Oh yea, totally. I'm not huge or anything, but I think I'm at least chubby and definitely curvy. GAF had that "fat chicks" thread the other day about a girl that was 5'2" and 140lbs and that's how much I weighed when we got married, and I looked great, but Wii Fit said I was overweight. Now I'm chubbier than that, not by much though. Then again, I have big ol' tits and hips and ass, which accounts for a lot of that.

I used to be 120 and the same height and I looked weird... Big round face and big boobs, no hips/ass? Fuck that, looked like a bobblehead of myself. My husband likes me better at 140 than 120. Need to start working out again though.

this is the correct attitude

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #96 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:48:51 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on October 13, 2010, 11:43:12 PM

Poor Natalie... She needs dat ass she had in Closer, but 24/7.

I was definitely surprised by it in Closer.

But yeah, I only started to learn recently how much heavier a girl can be than she looks, if you know what I mean. Sure you look great at 140 (or a little above). Girls with dem curves can hold a little extra weight perfectly fine.

lennedsay · « **Reply #97 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:50:38 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 13, 2010, 11:36:11 PM

Very hot chicks -- but talking on the bus is impolite.

I.... think you're wrong.

So, just go up to them and act like it's your place to be talking to them, and talk to them about Nami. Do they have a dog, where do they take them to the vet, etc. etc.

Wtf am I telling you this for, you probably taught Nami in hand signals so you don't have to talk to her either. She's too busy eating your mom's carrots to pay attention to you anyway.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #98 on:** October 14, 2010, 12:01:30 AM »

"Hello bus girl! I have a dog. Do you have a dog? Mines a shiba and I named her after an anime character. Want to come home with me to play with my dog?"

Did I mention that there is a high percentage of retarted people riding the bus? I fear hypothetical bus-girl might get confussed.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #99 on:** October 14, 2010, 12:05:49 AM »

OK going by this thread is should actually be

"Hey bus girl, you have very cute face but why did you comb your hair? I'm just going to mess it up anyways when come home with me to play with my dog

"

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #100 on:** October 14, 2010, 12:07:12 AM »

You'd probably create a flood on the bus before managing to get that entire sentence out.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #101 on:** October 14, 2010, 12:09:07 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 14, 2010, 12:01:30 AM

"Hello bus girl! I have a dog. Do you have a dog? Mines a shiba and I named her after an anime character. Want to come home with me to play with my dog?"

Did I mention that there is a high percentage of retarted people riding the bus? I fear hypothetical bus-girl might get confussed.

Go for a walk with Nami, talk to other dog owners. Who knows?

Robo · « **Reply #102 on:** October 14, 2010, 12:12:27 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 13, 2010, 11:46:44 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on October 13, 2010, 11:42:06 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 13, 2010, 11:34:58 PM
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She would've touched your pecker, bro. We know how to rub one out on your one eyed moisture missile.

So you consider yourself a bigger girl then? Using fistful's standards?

Oh yea, totally. I'm not huge or anything, but I think I'm at least chubby and definitely curvy. GAF had that "fat chicks" thread the other day about a girl that was 5'2" and 140lbs and that's how much I weighed when we got married, and I looked great, but Wii Fit said I was overweight. Now I'm chubbier than that, not by much though. Then again, I have big ol' tits and hips and ass, which accounts for a lot of that.

I used to be 120 and the same height and I looked weird... Big round face and big boobs, no hips/ass? Fuck that, looked like a bobblehead of myself. My husband likes me better at 140 than 120. Need to start working out again though.

this is the correct attitude

smh. She's not gonna fuck you, bro.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #103 on:** October 14, 2010, 12:16:53 AM »

prole. such a hypocrite.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #104 on:** October 14, 2010, 12:22:46 AM »

what, i can't agree with her? who's the misogynist now, figgurts? jesus h clithanging christos, you people. responding to a GURL ON THE INTERWEB is not a special thing!

Robo · « **Reply #105 on:** October 14, 2010, 12:25:20 AM »

FOREVER ALONE

Diunx · « **Reply #106 on:** October 14, 2010, 12:27:37 AM »

Look a prole hanging to that clit like a real pro

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #107 on:** October 14, 2010, 12:28:23 AM »

i know how to worry the nub like a fuckin' hog on a truffle, my mans

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #108 on:** October 14, 2010, 12:28:46 AM »

lennedsay is still here because only her clit is hearty enough to withstand all the boys hanging off of it

thing is fuckin huge

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #109 on:** October 14, 2010, 12:30:48 AM »

it's like a tire swing

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #110 on:** October 14, 2010, 12:35:27 AM »

WEEEEEEEE! I'm on a tire swing.

drew · « **Reply #111 on:** October 14, 2010, 12:39:37 AM »

since this shit is still open i might as well ask, can someone be a dear and copy pasta her pic in here, i cant find it in the other thread

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #112 on:** October 14, 2010, 12:39:47 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 14, 2010, 12:35:27 AM

WEEEEEEEE! I'm on a tire swing.

i'm fairly certain you will never see that particular tire swing in your life, arvie

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #113 on:** October 14, 2010, 12:40:15 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 14, 2010, 12:22:46 AM

what, i can't agree with her? who's the misogynist now, figgurts? jesus h clithanging christos, you people. responding to a GURL ON THE INTERWEB is not a special thing!

aristotle! you pretend to be wise but in the end you are on all fours with a butt plug firmly implanted pretending to be a horse and some women is sitting on your back.