President of the company caught me sleeping at work...

[Nintendosbooger]

Fuck. Today, I pulled a 10 hour shift, and I was waiting for a guy to finish his project so I could leave and lock-up.

I dozed off and the next thing I know, I hear an old guy shouting out my name, and when I turned to look, the company's main guy was standing at the doorway. He kept asking me if I was alright, and at first I didn't respond because I had that "Where the fuck am I?" look of bewilderment on my face. Then I tried to play it off like I was never asleep, but it didn't work, because he kept asking me if I was okay while I was fumbling about with paperwork, appearing busy.

The VP of finance texted me later on saying that he and president had a talk about the incident and don't think it's a good idea for me to have the key to the office any more. Fuck me.

Now he probably thinks I'm some piece of shit employee that dozes off in the mornings and afternoons.

[Bocsius]

Be honest. You took a nap halfway through making that post.

[Madrun Badrun]

I took one half way though reading it.

[Fresh Prince]

You should of just said you fell asleep, now you look like a drug addict.

[Cormacaroni]

Look on the bright side: The President knows your name!

[Diunx]

I don't think he knows his name, just how he looks with his eyes closed.

[Brehvolution]

[Phoenix Dark]

[Van Cruncheon]

man, mojo stole my line. if this didn't end in forcible anal penetration, it really wasn't worth sharing with the 'bore.

[Robo]

man, mojo stole my line. if this didn't end in forcible anal penetration, it really wasn't worth sharing with the 'bore.

Well then, let me tell you about this time me and my brother got jobs at a bottling plant...

[Tieno]

Also, no one believes this, right?

This is what Nintendobooger DOES.

DETECTIVE HOMOVONIO TO THE RESCUE, DEBUNKING FORUM POSTS EVERYWHERE HE GOES!!

[Tieno]

winning from a carrottop with AIDs is still losing

therefor I win.

[Nintendosbooger]

Hey, guys, I didn't promise it'd be exciting or interesting, but at least it's a true story.

Would it have been better if I added that I was let go? No more wordy posts or fairytale endings.

[Phoenix Dark]

Would have been better if you woke up and saw the president actually sucking your dick. Then he told you never to speak of it, and that he'd be there every night at lock up time for more or else you'd get fired.

[Van Cruncheon]

no

if it had ended with you bent over a burnished mahogany desk, your pale ass in the air and your teeth champed down on a "world's best dad" pen holder, and six inches of corporate america's finest dunkin' your butthole like a texas derrick gone rogue, then YES PLZ fapfapfap

[Nintendosbooger]

Ok, guys, thanks.

[Diunx]

Do you suck cock Nintendosbooger?

[Nintendosbooger]

Do you suck cock Nintendosbooger?

No, I try not to mimic your mother's whorish tendencies.

[Diunx]

You think sucking cock is a whorish tendency? why don't you tell us about what kind of home environment you grew up in?

[BlueTsunami]

It sounds like the President thought you were dead or something. And, funnily, it sounds like something that would happen to George Costanza. You should have pretended you had a mild heart attack and feinted or something.

[lennedsay]

Chalk it up to sleep apnea or make up some rare disease.

[TripleA]

You never woke up.

INCEPTION

[Yeti]

say you passed out from low blood sugar or something.

the president might have even bought you a juice box!

[drew]

good, i hope this dives you to kill yourself you unbearable cunt

[AdmiralViscen]

Would have been better if you woke up and saw the president actually sucking your dick. Then he told you never to speak of it, and that he'd be there every night at lock up time for more or else you'd get fired.

no

if it had ended with you bent over a burnished mahogany desk, your pale ass in the air and your teeth champed down on a "world's best dad" pen holder, and six inches of corporate america's finest dunkin' your butthole like a texas derrick gone rogue, then YES PLZ fapfapfap

Ok, guys, thanks.

[Great Rumbler]

President of the company caught me sleeping at work...

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time. "