Children

[Mr. Gundam]

breeders are disgusting

 

[Diunx]

I met a student today named Genesis.

That's a pretty common name over here.

[WrikaWrek]

Filipe Jorge, ahahahaAHAAHAHAHAHAH

[Mupepe]

Emperor's Palace?  Is that the place with the Sweet and Sour Chicken?? mmmm

[Mr. Gundam]

WHAT DID YOU DO, STANLEY? WHAT DID YOU DO?!

I feel like i'm in that scene from Ghostbusters...

actually, it's not that bad, well... um... i guess it is...

My wife is half portuguese, so our kid for some reason has a portuguese name :

Filipe Jorge

... regular logic would dictate i called him "Steve" i guess.

Hell, when i was a kid my dad was involved in an argument over my name with my mother. The upshot is this: my mother wanted me to be called David and he wanted another name. So they flipped a coin and my mother won. i was "chance" away from being called....

Zal.

... and to this day i still can't figure out whether i won or lost on that one.

There's nothing wrong with Felipe. We're talking about weird names.

[Fresh Prince]

Depends where they live obviously. In any anglo-redneck, euro hating area that kid is going to have it tough.

If I had no shame I'd totally name my son Merckx the good\bad thing is nobody would know why.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Felipe is not a weird name.  Now if it was spelled Phileephay instead, then yeah.

Yeah, I've heard the Shitthead one before. My brother in law also swears he went to school with some kids named Lemonjello and Orangejello... I mean, he's from Texas so it's possible, but still....

I've heard several people swear on the orangejello/lemonjello names, and it's always that they heard it through someone else they trust but didn't see it themselves. One is a good friend and now all these others have said the same thing, she's convinced it's a sick joke, either fake or not.

They are most likely getting those names from Freakonomics.  They certainly aren't common.

[Mr. Gundam]

I heard about the Jello names prior to Freakanomics coming out.