I was up pretty early today because of the time change and since I had nothing else to do at 6:30 in the morning I thought I would go out for breakfast to change up my usual cereal + apple breakfast routine. Obviously the first idea of any proud american is donuts, because they taste damn good. But after my surgery last year eating anything more than 1/4th a donut makes my stomach hate me and in pain all day; something about the insane amount of fat and sugar combined in every bite, so I can't eat donuts
Next would be to go to a diner with good breakfast, but not real big on dining on my own and my hair sticks up in a mohawk in the morning until I shower. So finally it comes down to drive thru. I start thinking about all the fast food places that serve breakfast and I realize none of them are good! McDonalds has ok pancakes but everything else is gross, BK has ok french toast sticks but everything else sucks, Carls Jr. has I dunno, lots of gross stuff. Chick Fila has ok chicken biscuits but they're closed on sundays + chicken for breakfast is kind of iffy. So I end up just going to BK and getting some french toast sticks and cinnamon rolls and orange juice, both food items were very mediocre and not really tastier than just a bowl of cereal. Very disappointing.
So I pose the question to my fellow borians, is there
any fast food place that actually makes a good breakfast? Would be nice to know for the future on days like this.