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BobFromPikeCreek

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Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
« on: November 09, 2010, 04:18:44 AM »
I just withdrew 200 bucks from an atm and walked away without taking it. Yeesh.
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Re: Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2010, 04:30:53 AM »
At least it's Korea. That shit be safe, yo.
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BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2010, 04:35:38 AM »
My balance is still 200 down and the little money counter next to the machine showed that the last person to use it had put 20 bills in it.  :'( I seriously just crossed the road, shouted "oh fuck" and ran back. It was gone.  :'(
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Re: Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2010, 06:46:15 AM »
Jacked up a car to change a tire on unlevel ground and it fell off the jack and nearly crushed my leg. Still gives me chills thinking about it.
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Re: Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2010, 07:12:06 AM »
In high school, when I was trying to approach girls I was interested in for the first time, I had narrowed it down to two girls that I really liked. On St. Valentines Day I brought two roses to school, brought one to my algebra class, gave it to the girl who was completely thrilled to get a rose, and then I casually mentioned that I was going to give one to another girl later on. 
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Jacked up a car to change a tire on unlevel ground and it fell off the jack and nearly crushed my leg. Still gives me chills thinking about it.
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Re: Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2010, 07:16:26 AM »
In high school, when I was trying to approach girls I was interested in for the first time, I had narrowed it down to two girls that I really liked. On St. Valentines Day I brought two roses to school, brought one to my algebra class, gave it to the girl who was completely thrilled to get a rose, and then I casually mentioned that I was going to give one to another girl later on.

That's how a pimp rolls. Nothing dumb about that!

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Re: Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2010, 09:11:00 AM »
I casually lit a bonfire with a lighter after being doused with gasoline. A lighter.

In the blink of an eye, I realized my mistake and dove backwards away from the flash. I was wearing shorts so I got 2nd degree burns on the front of my legs. My eye brows were singed. If I didn't have a hat on I would have lost some hair. At first I thought I was ok, but in the following 20 minutes the skin on my legs started to sag. It looked like I was a leper. Went to the hospital and got bandaged up and was back at the party within an hour. 2 days later, I couldn't even walk my legs hurt so bad when there was weight on them. It was a chore walking, even with crutches.

It took 3 months for the skin to lose the scabs and another 6 month for the hair on my legs to normalize. Mind you, I still had hair on the back of my legs the whole time. It's been almost 3 years now and you wouldn't even know anything ever happened to my legs. :rock

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Re: Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2010, 09:23:57 AM »
A friend and I drove his car into a lake to see how long it would take for us to get out of the thing when it was filling up with water.  The car sank and we had to walk nearly 30 miles to get back home.

We were drunk out of our fucking minds though so I'm not exactly sure if that counts.
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« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2010, 09:49:36 AM »
I casually lit a bonfire with a lighter after being doused with gasoline. A lighter.

In the blink of an eye, I realized my mistake and dove backwards away from the flash. I was wearing shorts so I got 2nd degree burns on the front of my legs. My eye brows were singed. If I didn't have a hat on I would have lost some hair. At first I thought I was ok, but in the following 20 minutes the skin on my legs started to sag. It looked like I was a leper. Went to the hospital and got bandaged up and was back at the party within an hour. 2 days later, I couldn't even walk my legs hurt so bad when there was weight on them. It was a chore walking, even with crutches.

It took 3 months for the skin to lose the scabs and another 6 month for the hair on my legs to normalize. Mind you, I still had hair on the back of my legs the whole time. It's been almost 3 years now and you wouldn't even know anything ever happened to my legs. :rock

tl;dtr gasoline will ruin you.
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Had sex with a crazy chick and was careless and got her pregnant.  Did that twice.

The other day I went to Rudy's bbq and ordered brisket, sausage and baby back ribs.  I forgot to get my sausage links :(

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Re: Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2010, 09:56:50 AM »
The other day I went to Rudy's bbq and ordered brisket, sausage and baby back ribs.  I forgot to get my sausage links :(

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Re: Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2010, 10:12:00 AM »
Jacked up a car to change a tire on unlevel ground and it fell off the jack and nearly crushed my leg. Still gives me chills thinking about it.

I almost did the same thing.  Thankfully, it rolled the jack with it and somehow managed to not topple over, keeping the car propped up just enough for me to get clear and slip the donut on.  It definitely freaked me out for a long time, but I can't even imagine being so stupid anymore.
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« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2010, 10:18:21 AM »
The other day I went to Rudy's bbq and ordered brisket, sausage and baby back ribs.  I forgot to get my sausage links :(

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Had sex with a crazy chick and was careless and got her pregnant.  Did that twice.

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The other day I went to Rudy's bbq and ordered brisket, sausage and baby back ribs.  I forgot to get my sausage links :(

Real fucking careless, buddy.  >:(

Sorry.  I know I disappointed you all.

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« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2010, 10:20:26 AM »
I casually lit a bonfire with a lighter after being doused with gasoline. A lighter.

In the blink of an eye, I realized my mistake and dove backwards away from the flash. I was wearing shorts so I got 2nd degree burns on the front of my legs. My eye brows were singed. If I didn't have a hat on I would have lost some hair. At first I thought I was ok, but in the following 20 minutes the skin on my legs started to sag. It looked like I was a leper. Went to the hospital and got bandaged up and was back at the party within an hour. 2 days later, I couldn't even walk my legs hurt so bad when there was weight on them. It was a chore walking, even with crutches.

It took 3 months for the skin to lose the scabs and another 6 month for the hair on my legs to normalize. Mind you, I still had hair on the back of my legs the whole time. It's been almost 3 years now and you wouldn't even know anything ever happened to my legs. :rock

tl;dtr gasoline will ruin you.
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Had sex with a crazy chick and was careless and got her pregnant.  Did that twice.

The other day I went to Rudy's bbq and ordered brisket, sausage and baby back ribs.  I forgot to get my sausage links :(

Wait, you have MORE kids than your little girl?

Of course she was crazy. She was an student at the Art Institute of Houston!

Stupidest thing I ever done was NOT STOP  AND EXCHANGE INFORMATION immediately after an accident. No matter how spooked you get, DO IT.
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« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2010, 10:24:00 AM »
:lol that thread was great Himu :lol

And nah, it was a different chick who ended up getting an abortion.  I made a thread on here about it too.  Long time ago though.  Like 2006 or early 2007

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« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2010, 10:25:32 AM »
How is your baby girl and your baby's momma anyways? Oh right, she's not a baby girl anymore. :o
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« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2010, 10:36:31 AM »
hahaha  yeah, she's 6 now, dude.  Both are doing really good. :D

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« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2010, 10:37:27 AM »
6? W...has it really been that long since high school? :fbm
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« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2010, 10:48:08 AM »
we're old, my friend.

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« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2010, 11:19:43 AM »
Turn down sex from this 6' tall nympho when in college. Thinking I should "save myself" till I met the right girl.

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BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2010, 11:23:01 AM »
I find it super hilarious that you walked away from $200. Sorry.

Oh no, it's definitely funny.
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Re: Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2010, 11:24:47 AM »
i frequently forget to set my car in park before getting out, and sometimes i forget to turn off the engine. :fbm
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Re: Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2010, 11:26:29 AM »
Guilty of those ones too.
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Himu

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« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2010, 11:28:39 AM »
i frequently forget to set my car in park before getting out, and sometimes i forget to turn off the engine. :fbm

sometimes i get out of my car and instantly make sure I set it to park.

My car is an old car and you have to turn the lights off manually. Sometimes I totally forget I left them on because the lights are pretty dim (need to get that fixed) and the next time I use the car my battery is dead.
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Re: Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2010, 11:29:49 AM »
I used to lock my keys in the car all the time, like once every couple weeks, and every single time I've done it, I've left the keys in the ignition and the engine running.  :duh

Doesn't happen any more now that I have remote locking.  I did just walk away from my car while it was still running a few days ago, though.  I am a shell of a human being in the morning.
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« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2010, 11:39:40 AM »
My project car that I'm fixing up has a fucked up ignition.  It can go into accessory mode without using the key, which also means you can take the key out in accessory mode.  There have been so many times that I get out of it and accidentally leave it in accessory.  Or sometimes I'll leave the windows down while it's parked outside in case I'm using it later and then I go out, put it in accessory, roll up the windows and just leave :(

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« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2010, 11:40:41 AM »
I used to lock my keys in the car all the time, like once every couple weeks, and every single time I've done it, I've left the keys in the ignition and the engine running.  :duh

Doesn't happen any more now that I have remote locking.  I did just walk away from my car while it was still running a few days ago, though.  I am a shell of a human being in the morning.
the best thing ever about the C6 Corvette is that if you leave the keys in the car, it'll just unlock itself after about a minute so you can just go back and grab them. <3 Keyless ignitions <3

Edit: Oh, that and it unlocking itself when you get within 3 feet of it with the key in your pocket.  I hate using keys now, even the remote lock/unlock.

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« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2010, 11:42:08 AM »
Unless you accidentally leave your keys in your car when visiting a black neighborhood.
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« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2010, 11:43:27 AM »
Unless you accidentally leave your keys in your car when visiting a black neighborhood.
Why the fuck would I visit a black neighborhood?

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« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2010, 11:44:19 AM »
good point!
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« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2010, 12:24:32 PM »
I robotripped while on a MAOI, which resulted in half of my brain malfunctioning and I have trouble speaking now  :-\
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Re: Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2010, 12:27:53 PM »
Got a Valentines story as well.

On a Valentines day in high school $1 single roses were being sold in the student center. I bought four: one for a female friend of mine, one for each of my grandmothers, and one random rose I planned on giving to whoever asked for it. About 10 minutes after I buy the roses I see my female friend eating lunch with another chick from class. I sit down and give the rose to my friend, and  the other chick is like "awww I wish someone got me flowers." So I give her my extra rose and she gets super happy. After some small talk I saw my goodbyes and leave the student center.

While walking to the business building I see my best friend to my right, walking away from campus towards the parking lot; I had been looking for him all day so we could hang out after class/play WCIII. So I yell out "JUSTIN!" and start waving my hand in the air which has the roses in it. A few people around me start staring, and one dude laughs. He turned around and gave me the "call me" hand sign and ran to his car, causing even more laughs.

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« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2010, 12:47:46 PM »
hahahahaha

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« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2010, 01:21:58 PM »
i frequently forget to set my car in park before getting out, and sometimes i forget to turn off the engine. :fbm

I've locked my keys in my car twice.  The first time the car was still running.  AC going full blast, called the cops and they came and tried to jimmy my lock.  The officer said he always had problems with Civics but he tried for damn near 15 minutes before he finally got it.  A crowd of kids had gathered around and gave him a big cheer when he finally got it.  When I think about it now it seems absurd that a police officer did that for me, but I was definitely grateful.

The sad thing is, I was in a Target parking lot and was trying to run in to grab Fifa World Cup 02 on GC of all things.
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« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2010, 01:27:38 PM »
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I was in a Target parking lot and was trying to run in to grab Fifa World Cup 02 on GC
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« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2010, 01:40:13 PM »
Think I played it maybe five times.  Hardly worth the civic output it took to get the game.
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« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2010, 02:00:51 PM »
I once left my ATM card sitting in the machine. Fortunately I was a poor graduate student at the time and only had like $35 in my account so the guy who tried withdrawing $500 failed big time. We also had him on camera so he went to jail for trying to steal my money. :lol
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« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2010, 02:06:17 PM »
I have no idea, but the bank has records of him succesfully accesing my account and trying to withdraw $500 without bothering to see that I only had $35 available.
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Re: Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2010, 02:07:40 PM »
There's a fairly major road were I'd cross on my way to work, and the side-road I take to get to it takes me right to the crosswalk light and button. For at least a couple years, I had been coming up to the road, hitting the button, waiting the 30 seconds or so for the red light, then cross.

One morning I was more useless than usual and just walked up to the road, past the button, and straight into traffic and an incoming car. This road is usually moving 50mph with both lanes full. It was only by chance that the other lane was clear enough for him to swerve to avoid me, or else I'd have been smushed.
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« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2010, 02:14:54 PM »
Started a bath in the upstairs bathroom. Ran back downstairs to my room to grab my towel. Checked something on the internet, started browsing around. Hour or so later the the tub overflows and water is leaking all the way through to the downstairs.

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Re: Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
« Reply #39 on: November 09, 2010, 02:28:57 PM »
Hmmm,

When I was a kid, I once took a whole roll of those ribbon caps, not the ones in a plastic circle, the ones on a paper roll.

Anyways, i took the whole roll, stood it straight up and hit it with a hammer.

All I remember is a white flash and not being able to hear anything.

When I was a Teenager, we decided to tape like 20 bottle rockets together and tie their fuses together and lead it to one long one. So we get it all setup, light the fuse, run away and wait. I guess the weight was too much for the power of the gunpowder so they just exploded. It was pretty fucking insane.

Psh.

When I was in high school, my friend and I used to build pipebombs to blow tree stumps out of the ground.  Black powder and those disposable CO2 canisters, ignited with cannon fuse.  Well, we decided we were bored with that and wanted to make something bigger.

Queue the 5 inch long, 2 inch diameter steel pipe with screw on endcaps.  Also, we thought up a new ignition system, powered by electricity, so that we could detonate it from far away.  We thought this was a good idea.  Let me add here that the friend that I did this with was not the brightest crayon in the bowl, if you know what I mean.  

Generally speaking, I would work on the igniters while he build the doodads.  Well, he decided that he could just do both.  He filled the pipe with black powder, put the igniter inside of it, THANKFULLY didn't put the other end cap on, and sat it on his chair.  He then sat down IN said chair and started tinkering with the ignition system.  It went off.  He probably should have lost a leg, but as it was, it only ripped one of his pants legs in half and singed his leg.  


Another time, we were trying to make a giant smoke bomb out of sugar and black powder.  You had to melt the sugar and then pour in black powder.  We thought we'd save time by just mixing it together, pouring it into a large Folgers coffee can, and heating it with a propane torch.  He was stirring it from in front, I was holding the torch behind, when suddenly he yelled and jumped back.  I wasn't sure what was going on until a second later, when all the black powder ignited, filling his garage with smoke and singing the ceiling.  If it wasn't fire retardant material on the ceiling, it probably would have burnt to the ground.  One of his neighbors called him about two minutes later to ask if we had set a candy factory on fire, because the smoke smelled like caramel.

Ahh, youth.
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Re: Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
« Reply #40 on: November 09, 2010, 03:50:34 PM »
lock my keys in the car at least every other month. occasionally with the car running.

thank the baby jesus for roadside assistance.  :bow2
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« Reply #41 on: November 10, 2010, 02:07:07 AM »
Apparently this particular bank machine sucks the money back in after 5 seconds. The reason it doesn't show up on my balance is because for some reason it goes to a separate safe that is checked every day at 4pm. Odds are that my money went there and will be re-deposited to my account very soon.

Huzzah for being a tard and not being punished for it!
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« Reply #42 on: November 10, 2010, 02:09:17 AM »
you mother fucker
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BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
« Reply #43 on: November 10, 2010, 10:09:07 AM »
Checked my account earlier tonight and it's back up 200.  :pimp
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« Reply #44 on: November 10, 2010, 10:22:47 AM »
nice!  I remember the first time I left my card sticking out of the atm for too long.  it sucked it back in.  my mom had always told me bank of america shredded it so i was pissed at myself.  i went inside to order another one and the lady says hold on.  she goes and she opens up a box and takes out my card and just asks for my ID, then hands it back to me.  i was like :o 

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« Reply #45 on: November 10, 2010, 01:42:22 PM »
do they sell black powder in gas stations in kentucky or something, what the fuck