Anyone getting fooled into buying GT5?

[ManaByte]

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Sorry. Not GT5.

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[TripleA]

I think TripleA is going into overdrive.

[TripleA]

Why do they have to offer GT5 with the $20 card?

The greatest driving simulator deserves to be experienced by all lifeforms.

Including Xbots.

[TripleA]

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Sorry. Not GT5.

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Eww, a helicopter simulator.

[TripleA]

If I wanted a classic experience I'd put Gran Turismo 3 or 4 into my PS3 and...oh wait.

Your Ps3 doesn't play Ps2 games?

[Dickie Dee]

spreading FUD

awww someone hasn't played it yet.

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Would you know it's lame,
If you saw GT5 in person?
you know it looks the same
as Prologue from 2007 ?
No wait - I'm wrong,
can look like GT4 early on
And that's why it's review score average is...
Around a "Seven"

do do doooo dee doooooo

(Eric Kazton - Tears over seven (C))

[Van Cruncheon]

spreading FUD

awww someone hasn't played it yet.

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Would you know it's lame,
If you saw GT5 in person?
you know it looks the same
as Prologue from 2007 ?
No wait - I'm wrong,
can look like GT4 early on
And that's why it's review score average is...
Around a "Seven"

do do doooo dee doooooo

(Eric Kazton - Tears over seven (C))

UH NIGH UGH LASHUN xfe

[ManaByte]

Suck on it Sfags:
http://jalopnik.com/5699667/gran-turismo-5-first-drive

So what's the verdict? Three days in — and with many more days left to go — I have to say that while Gran Turismo 5's driving dynamics are better than any other racing game on the market, Forza Motorsport 3's nipping closely at its heels*. And given some of the latter's better (and more clearly labeled) vehicular upgrade options, smoother interaction with AI vehicles, and GT5's installation "challenges" (like a 133 MB required update to make multiplayer mode somewhat usable), Forza Motorsport 3 provides a much more compelling option for a car enthusiast looking to jump into a realistic and entertaining video racing game.

[Third]

This game is very good so far. I could't play much Forza 3 because I got bored by it really fast.
In this game I can race with karts, race during nigh or day. During rain and snow. There's also rally and Nascar.
Forza 3 is really a low budget game compared to this.
People just expected too much of GT5. And in my opinion, it delivered. It's better than I expected actually.

[ManaByte]

And why is there no snow kick up in the rear view mirror?

That's coming in the Advanced Weather Effects DLC.

[Bebpo]

And why is there no snow kick up in the rear view mirror?

I only did one snow track but there was really ghetto looking snow flying out of the back of my car according the rear view mirror.

[TripleA]

This game is very good so far. I could't play much Forza 3 because I got bored by it really fast.
In this game I can race with karts, race during nigh or day. During rain and snow. There's also rally and Nascar.
Forza 3 is really a low budget game compared to this.
People just expected too much of GT5. And in my opinion, it delivered. It's better than I expected actually.

Absolutely agreed. I said it before: Gran Turismo 5 is Heinz, Forza is Hunt's.

The former is perfection, a sensation in the mouth. The latter is failsauce.

[TripleA]

And why is there no snow kick up in the rear view mirror?

That's coming in the Advanced Weather Effects DLC.

When

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

This game is very good so far. I could't play much Forza 3 because I got bored by it really fast.
In this game I can race with karts, race during nigh or day. During rain and snow. There's also rally and Nascar.
Forza 3 is really a low budget game compared to this.
People just expected too much of GT5. And in my opinion, it delivered. It's better than I expected actually.

Absolutely agreed. I said it before: Gran Turismo 5 is Heinz, Forza is Hunt's.

The former is perfection, a sensation in the mouth. The latter is failsauce.

[Stoney Mason]

This game is very good so far. I could't play much Forza 3 because I got bored by it really fast.

You fanboys are so full of shit its coming out of both ends. I mean really how can you make this shit up and post it with a straight face.


But then I guess that's what the internet is for. 

[TripleA]

This game is very good so far. I could't play much Forza 3 because I got bored by it really fast.

You fanboys are so full of shit its coming out of both ends. I mean really how can you make this shit up and post it with a straight face.


But then I guess that's what the internet is for. 

Umad

[TripleA]

This game is very good so far. I could't play much Forza 3 because I got bored by it really fast.
In this game I can race with karts, race during nigh or day. During rain and snow. There's also rally and Nascar.
Forza 3 is really a low budget game compared to this.
People just expected too much of GT5. And in my opinion, it delivered. It's better than I expected actually.

Absolutely agreed. I said it before: Gran Turismo 5 is Heinz, Forza is Hunt's.

The former is perfection, a sensation in the mouth. The latter is failsauce.

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An explosion in the mouth.

[Stoney Mason]

I'm not the one on defense patrol. I've posted about 4 times in the thread. You've posted about 100 because you are a fanboy who's game is under seige. Don't get it twisted jackass.

[TripleA]

I'm not the one on defense patrol. I've posted about 4 times in the thread. You've posted about 100 because you are a fanboy who's game is under seige. Don't get it twisted jackass.

You're cute when you're mad 

[pilonv1]

spreading FUD

awww someone hasn't played it yet.

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Would you know it's lame,
If you saw GT5 in person?
you know it looks the same
as Prologue from 2007 ?
No wait - I'm wrong,
can look like GT4 early on
And that's why it's review score average is...
Around a "Seven"

do do doooo dee doooooo

(Eric Kazton - Tears over seven (C))

SUPER ICON XFE

[Stoney Mason]

I'm not the one on defense patrol. I've posted about 4 times in the thread. You've posted about 100 because you are a fanboy who's game is under seige. Don't get it twisted jackass.

You're cute when you're mad 

Keep on spinning. Keep on posting pics. Keep on talking about Forza 3. Keep on being the joke you are. You're not cute when you do it, but that's the extent of your internet skills.

[Third]

Just tried to play Forza 3 for a comparison. It's still a good custom paint job simulator. But everything feels so dated after GT5. I really can't go back to that again.

[TripleA]

I'm not the one on defense patrol. I've posted about 4 times in the thread. You've posted about 100 because you are a fanboy who's game is under seige. Don't get it twisted jackass.

You're cute when you're mad 

Keep on spinning. Keep on posting pics. Keep on talking about Forza 3. Keep on being the joke you are. You're not cute when you do it, but that's the extent of your internet skills.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-l91O9VxN0

When my internet skills reach your level, will I achieve Maximum Mad?

[TripleA]

[TripleA]

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[Dickie Dee]

Is the GAF thread safe to troll? I'm not normally one to, but bitter tears over their Golden Calf *presented in photo mode* are somehow pumping me up like a Hulk Hogan crowd pop. I might be bad at it though, could still be worth it.

[ManaByte]

Photomode images should be bannable.

[Great Rumbler]

Is the GAF thread safe to troll? I'm not normally one to, but bitter tears over their Golden Calf *presented in photo mode* are somehow pumping me up like a Hulk Hogan crowd pop. I might be bad at it though, could still be worth it.

Not sure about the GT5 thread, but the GT5 versus Forza 3 thread should be fine.

[TripleA]

The Real Driving Simulator.

[TripleA]

Is the GAF thread safe to troll? I'm not normally one to, but bitter tears over their Golden Calf *presented in photo mode* are somehow pumping me up like a Hulk Hogan crowd pop. I might be bad at it though, could still be worth it.

It's definitely safe to troll in the GT5 Vs 4za thread.

I'll see you there.

[Great Rumbler]

The Real Replay Simulator

[TripleA]

The Real Replay Simulator

I'd buy that.

[Bebpo]

Patch is up now.

Something about unlocking damage from the start.

[Sho Nuff]

Shit that was fast. If this had been an MS game itd be stuck in cert for weeks.

[Shuri]

I'm enjoying the game so far, but I dont know.. I was kind of expecting more features. It would had been nice to be able to really tweak the cars (the upgrades are meh), rice them up. It just feels..very basic. I did the 3 first tournaments and now i gotta buy some gimmick cars to continue playing.. I dont really want or care to buy some <70 jpn car to do a gimmick tournament..

The AI is also terrible, i lost control of my car, got t-boned by another one, and instead of stopping..the AI car just continued to drive as if there was nothing. I wish I had saved this or something. The car pushed me that way for a lonnng time before i managed to get unstuck

[Bebpo]

Actually no one has any idea what this patch did.  Might've done nothing.

The enabling damage off the bat patch is coming Dec 1st and includes better graphical performance (lol)

[pilonv1]

Probably enables v-sync but cuts the frame rate to 25

[maxy]

There's no more a conflict between Sony and MS now that there is between the ants and the lightning. MS victory parade continues. Killzone 3 next! :rofles

I give them like week or two until they completely stop talking about GT5 and move on to next overhyped target...not sure if that will be Killzone 3 though,hardcore stards have been like meh,needs patching and that tells a lot

[TripleA]

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[TripleA]

Anyways, I'm going to look for a wheel today.

Wish me luck

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

I BUY GT5 TO RACE NOT TO PAINT MY CAR

OH GOD LOOK AT THIS AMAZING GAME IN PHOTO MODE!!!

That's what's been going through my mind too.  I don't know how many times I've read people going on and on about Forza's livery saying that they buy these games to race not to spend hours painting Cowboy Bebop on their hood and yet it's those same idiots that can't seem to get the hell out of photomode in GT. Sometimes I wonder if they're just trying to be stupid to start shit up or if they've really gone over the fucking deep end.

And while I could give two shits about either Forza, GT, or any other sim racer for that matter (although I spent a hell of a long time with GT1-3....never really played much of the Forza games), if I had to look at a bunch of photomode pics I'd rather look at some crazy paint job that someone did rather than just another standard after effect laden pic, but maybe that's just me.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I BUY GT5 TO RACE NOT TO PAINT MY CAR

OH GOD LOOK AT THIS AMAZING GAME IN PHOTO MODE!!!

That's what's been going through my mind too.  I don't know how many times I've read people going on and on about Forza's livery saying that they buy these games to race not to spend hours painting Cowboy Bebop on their hood and yet it's those same idiots that can't seem to get the hell out of photomode in GT. Sometimes I wonder if they're just trying to be stupid to start shit up or if they've really gone over the fucking deep end.

I think it a little bit of Column A and a little bit of Column B.

This is the last "bobobo wait for..." game.  The last game that is supposed to make the evil M$ empire crumble before the might of Sony.  The fact that it didn't deliver is causing some to have mental breakdowns, as we can all see.  On the other hand, there is a big effort to countertroll since it is obvious that GT5 is a game that needed a few more months before release.  Like GT PSP, I have to wonder what the hell was taking Polyphony Digital so long.  Most of that time clearly wasn't going to the game unless they were continually scrapping and redesigning.

[AdmiralViscen]

Fable 3

[Diunx]

It isn't broken or unfinished the series is just shitty like that.

[Eel O'Brian]

hey guys do you think if kinect fails microsoft will get out of the console business

guys

[Shaka Khan]

That was one of the most unintentionally hilarious threads I've read in while. It was basically a system warrior's daydream, or the happy place he goes to when he tries to lull himself to sleep; "a big competitor going out of business over one failed product."

[Eel O'Brian]

Hahaha, yeah, it was pretty gamefaqselicious.  I'm no console warrior (unless it's tongue-in-cheek trolling of our friend TripleA here), but I do get a kick out of "total lack of self-awareness" threads like that anywhere on the net.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

PHYSICS!

[Eel O'Brian]

that new dukes of hazzard game looks pretty sweet

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Xbots: A AMAZING GAME ON SOMETHING OTHER THAN X360? OH THE HORROR MUST CREATE FUD AND PRETEND IT ISNT SELLING MILLIONS OF COPIES
Sony Console Owners: Oh man this game is great. Looks hot as shit. Im glad I enjoy good games.

[Great Rumbler]

Sony Console Owners: Oh man this game is great. Looks hot as shit. Im glad I enjoy watching good graphics.

[Sho Nuff]

I'm going to play the shit out of Hot Pursuit until

1.) My wheel arrives
2.) This game unfucks itself

[TripleA]

Early impressions: An excellent game. My biggest concern going into GT5 was the quality of the standard cars, but now I have absolutely no reason to be concerned.

Loving it, loving it.

[TripleA]

Shit that was fast. If this had been an MS game itd be stuck in cert for weeks.

Has MS released a game at retail that was this fucking broken and unfinished?

Ever heard of Gears of War 2?

[TripleA]

Btw don't start with a Volkswagen, terrible upgrade path

[TripleA]

Shit that was fast. If this had been an MS game itd be stuck in cert for weeks.

Has MS released a game at retail that was this fucking broken and unfinished?

Ever heard of Gears of War 2?

Gears 2 had shitty netcode but was a better playing game. Fuck all that flip floppy shotgun bullshit from the first. That's about it.

Also, can you not edit posts, or are you trying to have the most posts in this thread?

 

I put in over 50 hours into GeOW1's multi-player. If you think the netcode was the only thing that was broken in GeOW2, then you're truly something else 

Stop being mad about my posts 

[TripleA]

I'm going to play the shit out of Hot Pursuit until

1.) My wheel arrives
2.) This game unfucks itself

You wanna trade cars  ?

[Sho Nuff]

I'm going to play the shit out of Hot Pursuit until

1.) My wheel arrives
2.) This game unfucks itself

You wanna trade cars  ?

ain't got shit yet, not bothering until later...read above post

[SantaC]

driving games suck. Something like Rock n Roll racing is 10x more fun then forza and gt

[TripleA]

I'm going to play the shit out of Hot Pursuit until

1.) My wheel arrives
2.) This game unfucks itself

You wanna trade cars  ?

ain't got shit yet, not bothering until later...read above post

You haven't unlocked anything but you're quitting?

Have fun with NFS.