The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!

[Wrath2X]

Hello there fellow boreans, was feeling especially manly today so I decided we should have a thread where we discuss all that is man.

I didn't sleep cause sleeping is for pansies, did a 100 push ups, sit ups and crunches. Was smoking cigars all night outside with my 47 year old native american sidekick. Groomed my beard and shaved my balls and shaft, watched First Blood. And ate me some steak for breakfast.

What manly escapades have you been up to, my manly brethren?

[Mupepe]

i had sex with my wife

[Diunx]

I'm pretty sure we had a thread like this last year.

[Mupepe]

yeah and it slinked off into the abyss because this forum is mostly full of nancy nerds and we like it that way.

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except Zero Hero.  Dude's totally manly.

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[Mupepe]

I had sex with someone's girlfriend

Poor BrandNew

But we all knew he was never going to.

[Brehvolution]

yeah and it slinked off into the abyss because this forum is mostly full of nancy nerds and we like it that way.

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except Zero Hero.  Dude's totally manly.

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I learned it from watching you!

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm wearing a scarf indoors.

[Madrun Badrun]

It's a cashmere scarf.

[Phoenix Dark]

i had sex with my wife

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[Mupepe]

yeah and it slinked off into the abyss because this forum is mostly full of nancy nerds and we like it that way.

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except Zero Hero.  Dude's totally manly.

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I learned it from watching you!

Zero Hero and I

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Heh heh, making fun of hipsters manly.

[Bacchus7]

I didn't have sex with my girlfriend last night 'cause I was too tired. I started to fall asleep, and she started messing around on her computer and then phone. After I woke up 'cause of the lighting changes in the dark room, I told her I'd just sleep on the couch in the other room. She put her phone away, and we fell asleep eventually. Early the next morning I grumpily put all my clothes on and gave her a hurried kiss goodbye.

I wish that's not what actually happened, but it was; I definitely feel like I belong in "The MAN Thread: EB Edition".

[Robo]

Over the weekend, I vacuumed, dusted the furniture, bought curtains for the bedroom, ate some icecream, and later today am going clothes shopping. 

Being a man.

[Mupepe]

I didn't have sex with my girlfriend last night 'cause I was too tired. I started to fall asleep, and she started messing around on her computer and then phone. After I woke up 'cause of the lighting changes in the dark room, I told her I'd just sleep on the couch in the other room. She put her phone away, and we fell asleep eventually. Early the next morning I grumpily put all my clothes on and gave her a hurried kiss goodbye.

I wish that's not what actually happened, but it was; I definitely feel like I belong in "The MAN Thread: EB Edition".

what the...

I got ass in the morning and then she woke me up for ass last night before she went to bed.  gtfo, take care of your business and come back after you fuck her into submission.

[tehjaybo]

tl;dr

7.5

[Bacchus7]

I didn't have sex with my girlfriend last night 'cause I was too tired. I started to fall asleep, and she started messing around on her computer and then phone. After I woke up 'cause of the lighting changes in the dark room, I told her I'd just sleep on the couch in the other room. She put her phone away, and we fell asleep eventually. Early the next morning I grumpily put all my clothes on and gave her a hurried kiss goodbye.

I wish that's not what actually happened, but it was; I definitely feel like I belong in "The MAN Thread: EB Edition".

what the...

I got ass in the morning and then she woke me up for ass last night before she went to bed.  gtfo, take care of your business and come back after you fuck her into submission.

I got ass that morning too, but the whole day was just one big broxycontin comedown.

[Brehvolution]

I have to pee first. 

[Mupepe]

I have to wake up and pee like twice a night.  Once usually around 3 or so and then again around 6 or 7.  Fucking bullshit.

[Mr. Gundam]

I too had sex with my wife.

Twice.

[Bloodwake]

Being a man = not having to post about being a man.

[CrystalGemini]

I have to wake up and pee like twice a night.  Once usually around 3 or so and then again around 6 or 7.  Fucking bullshit.

Sounds like you're preggerz.

[Madrun Badrun]

Being a man = not having to post about being a man.

Actually,

Being a man = not bleeding out of your genitals on a monthly basis.

[Bacchus7]

Being a man = not having to post about being a man.

Actually,

Being a man = not bleeding out of your genitals on a monthly basis.

Yeah, Bloodwake.

[chronovore]

I'm paying my mortgage.

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:'(

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[tehjaybo]

I have only seen one penis length so far, what the hell is this thread supposed to be about.

[Joe Molotov]

Demi, replace the second "m" in the title with a "pl", thanks.

[demi]

My penis is only slightly longer than a Wiimote erect. Not the wow people will expect, but I am satisfied with it.

Is this the right thread?

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I used my own Wiimote to compare

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[Groogrux]

My penis is only slightly longer than a Wiimote erect. Not the wow people will expect, but I am satisfied with it.

Is this the right thread?

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I used my own Wiimote to compare

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Then you rescued Peach from the castle.  But the Wiimote stayed on the table.

[demi]

I'm more of a Wario kind of guy

[Groogrux]

I worked all night, went to the gym at 3am and stayed there till 4:30.  Went home and got my wife out of bed.  Took a cat nap.  Got up with my son and fixed him bacon and eggs.  Started watching Doctor Who but fell asleep.  Woke up to fix my kid lunch and watch more Doctor Who.  Went back to sleep on the couch and just woke up again.

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[Groogrux]

I'm more of a Wario kind of guy

I was going to say Mario or Luigi at first, but though neither of them really fit the profile. 

[tehjaybo]

I worked all night, went to the gym at 3am and stayed there till 4:30.  Went home and got my wife out of bed.  Took a cat nap.  Got up with my son and fixed him bacon and eggs.  Started watching Doctor Who but fell asleep.  Woke up to fix my kid lunch and watch more Doctor Who.  Went back to sleep on the couch and just woke up again.

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