Author Topic: I'm craving Jack in the Box (Read 2889 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** November 17, 2010, 10:36:02 AM »

someone stop me $:-\$

Robo · « **Reply #1 on:** November 17, 2010, 10:40:14 AM »

I've never had Jack in the Box.

but similarly, I live within a very short walking distance to a Five Guys, and oh god it's so hard.

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** November 17, 2010, 10:45:54 AM »

oh man. There's no Five Guys close to me or else i'd choose that. So good

And Jack in the Box is one of my enemies. I've gotten food poisoning no less than 5 times from them. I thought I was done. And I've been strong over the last year or two (been at least a year since I've eaten from there) but now I'm craving a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger with curly fries.

Raban · « **Reply #3 on:** November 17, 2010, 10:54:20 AM »

SOURDOUGH JACK

Perfect high food.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #4 on:** November 17, 2010, 11:04:34 AM »

in less than two hours we'll be having our thanksgiving party up at work. fuck jack in the box, i'm having homemade dressing, mac & cheese, greens, cornbread, and grandma-made lemon merringue pie

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** November 17, 2010, 11:10:30 AM »

hey hey, Positive Touch. Fuck you

perfect high food is taco bell by the way.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #6 on:** November 17, 2010, 11:15:57 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 17, 2010, 11:10:30 AM

hey hey, Positive Touch. Fuck you

perfect high food is taco bell by the way.

god yes. seven-layer burrito @ 2 a.m. with some siracha hot sauce and a empanada + a big-ass soda omfgggg

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** November 17, 2010, 11:20:55 AM »

Last night I got the chicken enchilada grilled stuft burrito (no sour cream

) with a steak quesadilla, two bean burritos (no onions

) and a soft taco and tons of hot sauce. mmm

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #8 on:** November 17, 2010, 11:43:42 AM »

THE TACOS ARE SOY

there is no God

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** November 17, 2010, 11:44:49 AM »

what? really? like completely?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #10 on:** November 17, 2010, 11:46:38 AM »

like 1/2 soy, 1/2 beef

I learned this last week and I have to ruin your enjoyment too

spoiler (click to show/hide)

they're still the best food

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Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** November 17, 2010, 11:50:49 AM »

sourdough jack is amazing.

and you know those 1 dollar tacos? amazing.

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** November 17, 2010, 11:51:11 AM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on November 17, 2010, 11:43:42 AM

THE TACOS ARE SOY

there is no God

no one cares, get out.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** November 17, 2010, 11:53:20 AM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on November 17, 2010, 11:46:38 AM

like 1/2 soy, 1/2 beef

I learned this last week and I have to ruin your enjoyment too

spoiler (click to show/hide)
they're still the best food
[close]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

this will not stand, man. I haven't had the tacos in ages because of a bad experience but I was pretty interested in trying them yesterday during the 2 free tacos deal.

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** November 17, 2010, 12:00:34 PM »

ban howard alan treesong for RUINING jack in the box tacos for the rest of us.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #15 on:** November 17, 2010, 12:10:00 PM »

better soy than protein worms - enjoy your guilty pleasures

Positive Touch · « **Reply #16 on:** November 17, 2010, 05:27:59 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on November 17, 2010, 11:04:34 AM

in less than two hours we'll be having our thanksgiving party up at work. fuck jack in the box, i'm having homemade dressing, mac & cheese, greens, cornbread, and grandma-made lemon merringue pie

holy FUCK that was amazing. some of the best greens i ever had and someone even brought pumpkin pies. we finished it all off with some jello shots too. WHAT AN AWESOME DAY

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** November 17, 2010, 05:31:43 PM »

FUCK YOU

jack in the crack was gross

Diunx · « **Reply #18 on:** November 17, 2010, 05:33:12 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 17, 2010, 11:10:30 AM

hey hey, Positive Touch. Fuck you

perfect high food is taco bell by the way.

Hell yeah!

Positive Touch · « **Reply #19 on:** November 17, 2010, 05:58:31 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on November 17, 2010, 11:43:42 AM

THE TACOS ARE SOY

there is no God

what the hell

i thought this was common knowledge for like the past decade. nobody cares; everyone still enjoys them.

ManaByte · « **Reply #20 on:** November 17, 2010, 06:02:16 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** November 17, 2010, 06:28:03 PM »

never been. Don't think there are any in my area of Michigan qq

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #22 on:** November 17, 2010, 06:37:16 PM »

i only eat the chicken stuff at taco bell, please don't tell me it's 1/2 tofu

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** November 17, 2010, 06:38:35 PM »

I like chalupas at Taco Bell, but ultimately non-meat tacos>meat tacos. I love making them with beans instead of meat

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #24 on:** November 17, 2010, 06:38:36 PM »

also i want a white castle, all they have here is microwave in the grocery freezer section

Oblivion · « **Reply #25 on:** November 17, 2010, 06:42:38 PM »

Don't. Get Carl's Jr. instead. (or Hardy's, which I think some of you weird states might refer to it as)

Oblivion · « **Reply #26 on:** November 17, 2010, 06:44:08 PM »

Oh, and Jack in the Box has the most disgusting tacos in existence.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #27 on:** November 17, 2010, 06:46:48 PM »

Hardee's was a separate chain of restaurants that were absorbed by the Carl's Jr. parent corporation

Hardee's Mushroom 'n' Swiss burger is, as they say, "the bomb"

Mupepe · « **Reply #28 on:** November 17, 2010, 07:10:22 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on November 17, 2010, 06:42:38 PM

Don't. Get Carl's Jr. instead. (or Hardy's, which I think some of you weird states might refer to it as)

None in Texas sadly.

Oblivion · « **Reply #29 on:** November 17, 2010, 07:11:41 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 17, 2010, 07:10:22 PM

Quote from: Oblivion on November 17, 2010, 06:42:38 PM
Don't. Get Carl's Jr. instead. (or Hardy's, which I think some of you weird states might refer to it as)
None in Texas sadly.

You poor sexy beast.

lennedsay · « **Reply #30 on:** November 17, 2010, 08:39:34 PM »

JB

but they did have free tacos this week for Appreciation Day.

Hardee's Little Thickburger

Had a McDouble and fries, and found a coupon for a free mocha frappé in my car today! I used to hate McD's but it's not awful if eaten sparingly.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #31 on:** November 17, 2010, 08:53:20 PM »

I normally hate fast food but I always get pangs for KFC and cheeseburgers. Then I eat them and I'm like why do I eat this shit?

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #32 on:** November 17, 2010, 08:58:14 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on November 17, 2010, 06:42:38 PM

Don't. Get Carl's Jr. instead. (or Hardy's, which I think some of you weird states might refer to it as)

I was a big Carl's Jr fan until I found out about how they precook all their meat and store it in a bin to be re-heated upon order. You could be eating a burger that had been laying in a pile of meat for the past several hours.

I'd hit In & Out if they'd just fucking pull that stick out of their butt and put one up here in Seattle. Hell, we fly down to LA every now and then just to go to In & Out.....well that and visit my sister.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #33 on:** November 17, 2010, 09:00:06 PM »

Spicy Chicken Sandwich is good.

chronovore · « **Reply #34 on:** November 17, 2010, 10:49:56 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 17, 2010, 10:45:54 AM

oh man. There's no Five Guys close to me or else i'd choose that. So good

And Jack in the Box is one of my enemies. I've gotten food poisoning no less than 5 times from them. I thought I was done. And I've been strong over the last year or two (been at least a year since I've eaten from there) but now I'm craving a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger with curly fries.

If you've had food poisoning several times from them, if you really want to "be stopped" from visiting there again, instead of reminding yourself of how much time you spent puking or peeing murky dishwater out from your ass, instead... just take a moment to wonder how the fuck you've been poisoned so many times by the restaurant. Which 16 year old's bathroom habits have set you up for the fall? Whose poop-stained fingers have been preparing your sandwiches? Just WHAT IS that special sauce?

You're welcome.

Seriously, I used to have room mates who would eat Jack in the Box, get completely destroyed by food poisoning, and then be eating from the bag again within two weeks.

Me: "Didn't you guys JUST get over food poisoning from Jack in the Box?"

Them: "Oh, yeah. We just won't get food from them after 10 p.m. anymore."

:smh

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #35 on:** November 18, 2010, 01:36:20 AM »

my local Jack in the Crack is pure as the driven snow, it's Burger King that brings the poison

Mupepe · « **Reply #36 on:** November 18, 2010, 09:34:25 AM »

wtf chronovore

that's disgusting.

And I tried reasoning before too. i used to tell myself that I wouldn't go on holidays (first poisoning happened on Christmas Eve). Then I tried saying "no middle of the night runs." Then I tried to cut it out completely and failed a few times.

By the way, I'm not sick. Not food poisoning sick, but sore throat, etc. A day after eating Jack in the crack. coincidence? I dunno but it's something to ponder.

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** November 18, 2010, 09:36:02 AM »

Don't eat at Carl's Jr. Is their secret sauce something similar to jizz or is it jizz?

Cravis · « **Reply #38 on:** November 18, 2010, 10:27:06 AM »

Jack in the Box has the single greatest cookies and cream milkshake I've ever had.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #39 on:** November 18, 2010, 10:35:35 AM »

How does someone get food poisoning multiple times from the same place and not sue them?

chronovore · « **Reply #40 on:** November 19, 2010, 12:59:28 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on November 18, 2010, 10:35:35 AM

How does someone get food poisoning multiple times from the same place and ~~not sue them~~ still go there?

Fixed.

Quote from: Mupepe on November 18, 2010, 09:34:25 AM

wtf chronovore

that's disgusting.

And I tried reasoning before too. i used to tell myself that I wouldn't go on holidays (first poisoning happened on Christmas Eve). Then I tried saying "no middle of the night runs." Then I tried to cut it out completely and failed a few times.

By the way, I'm not sick. Not food poisoning sick, but sore throat, etc. A day after eating Jack in the crack. coincidence? I dunno but it's something to ponder.

Hey, Mups. Sorry if I failed to ruin your appetite for crap that was making you sick.

Mupepe · « **Reply #41 on:** November 19, 2010, 11:20:22 AM »

well i didn't see your post til after I had already eaten it. But you would have ruined it for me.

chronovore · « **Reply #42 on:** November 19, 2010, 06:22:44 PM »

:'(

Diunx · « **Reply #43 on:** November 19, 2010, 06:52:15 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on November 18, 2010, 10:35:35 AM

How does someone get food poisoning multiple times from the same place and not sue them?

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Author Topic: I'm craving Jack in the Box (Read 2889 times)