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Fresh Prince

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I'm going to quit coffee
« on: November 17, 2010, 03:46:22 PM »
I don't think I'm going to make it  :'(

I'm going to still drink tea :tophat
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Reb

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2010, 03:47:11 PM »
I switched to green tea years ago, never looked back.
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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2010, 04:07:17 PM »
 :bow rooibos :bow2  delicious, low tannin levels and naturally caffeine free
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Fresh Prince

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2010, 04:19:40 PM »
okay maybe I need to check that out
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Diunx

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2010, 04:41:56 PM »
Never needed it :smug
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Himu

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2010, 05:13:54 PM »
I don't need coffee but I LOVE coffee. Why are you giving up on coffee?!
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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2010, 05:16:18 PM »
I couldn't leave coffee.  I'd grind that shit down to a powder and snort it off the back of a toilet seat if that's what I had to do to get it.
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Cormacaroni

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2010, 12:15:24 AM »
Coffee is kinda next on my list of vices to kick. It would save me a fortune, and I could dump this espresso maker and coffee grinder which would clear a ton of surface space in my kitchen. I love it but I could easily live without it. As it is, I rarely have more than one strong cup in the morning.
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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2010, 03:47:39 AM »
I have like 2-3 cups of coffee and maybe 3-4 cups of tea. It's too much.
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muckhole

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2010, 10:09:06 AM »
I weaned myself off caffeinated coffee a few years back, but it slowly crept its way back into my life. I'm a useless bag of shit without that initial kick in the morning. Now I just make sure I limit myself to no more than one pot a day.
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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2010, 10:15:17 AM »
Same. I only smoke once a day at night.
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rodi

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2010, 09:26:55 AM »
I need coffee. I couldn't go through my day if I didn't have coffee.

Cormacaroni

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2010, 10:07:37 AM »
I need coffee. I couldn't go through my day if I didn't have coffee.

Sounds like it's time to quit!
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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2010, 01:49:56 PM »
I love coffee, but I typically have it only once or twice a week.
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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2010, 02:30:04 PM »
this sounds like one of those empty goals like "I'm going to quit banging my cousin"

Fresh Prince

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2010, 04:21:48 PM »
1 coffee and 1 tea yesterday, suck it mupepe. had headaches all day
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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2010, 04:23:55 PM »
whatevs.  you'll be back, cousin fucker.

Fresh Prince

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2010, 04:25:03 PM »
I'm a man of my word unlike some other people :teehee
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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2010, 04:27:25 PM »
I'll bet you 200 bucks you're back to drinking coffee next month.

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2010, 09:09:37 PM »
Coffee is kinda next on my list of vices to kick. It would save me a fortune, and I could dump this espresso maker and coffee grinder which would clear a ton of surface space in my kitchen. I love it but I could easily live without it. As it is, I rarely have more than one strong cup in the morning.
I thought I knew you!  :'(

I weaned myself off caffeinated coffee a few years back, but it slowly crept its way back into my life. I'm a useless bag of shit without that initial kick in the morning. Now I just make sure I limit myself to no more than one pot a day.
My man! :dap

Are there donuts involved? Nothing powers me up more than the cups of coffee in the morning at home, followed by an early appearance at work, so I go to Mr. Donuts, have two more cups there AND A SUGARBOMB. After that, I feel like I can fight crime.

Fresh Prince

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2010, 03:30:25 AM »
So far it's going to plan. I got the headaches but the headaches seem to be wearing off. I find myself nodding off though.
I think I now need to eat a proper breakfast to make up having two coffees in the morning so I don't run out of puff.
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brawndolicious

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2010, 04:34:35 AM »
I never really got the caffeine buzz people talked about with coffee and energy drinks.  I wonder if that's a problem.

Raban

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2010, 04:36:14 AM »
I never really got the caffeine buzz people talked about with coffee and energy drinks.  I wonder if that's a problem.

Do you drink a lot of soda? Soon as I stopped drinking soda I had coffee once and it put some wheels on me.

Coffee is one of those things that I enjoy more the less have it, so I don't drink a lot of it. Maybe once a week.

brawndolicious

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2010, 05:11:49 AM »
I drink soda maybe a few times a week.

chronovore

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2010, 06:25:13 AM »
Soda is really bad for you. It's nothing but corn syrup with enough carbonated water added to it to make it less viscous.

brawndolicious

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2010, 07:04:29 AM »
You could just drink diet.  Tastes better too imo.

Cormacaroni

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2010, 07:47:22 AM »
Soda is really bad for you. It's nothing but corn syrup with enough carbonated water added to it to make it less viscous.

shut up and have a donut
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chronovore

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2010, 07:48:09 AM »
I'll be having two tomorrow.

Cormacaroni

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2010, 07:51:09 AM »
...followed by feeling-capable-of-fighting-crime, followed by not-actually-fighting-crime, followed by sugar crash, followed by more donuts
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muckhole

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2010, 11:19:56 AM »
I try to stay away from the donuts, otherwise I'd have to fight crime wearing sweatpants. Nobody wants to see that. Gotta watch my curves!
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MCD

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #30 on: November 21, 2010, 11:59:20 AM »
Tea, the only good muddy water.

chronovore

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2010, 05:33:11 PM »
...followed by feeling-capable-of-fighting-crime, followed by not-actually-fighting-crime, followed by sugar crash, followed by more donuts

Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot. This is why I will adopt the mark of that which they most fear: THE GLAZED OLD-FASHIONED RING!

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #32 on: November 23, 2010, 07:14:23 AM »
I need coffee. I couldn't go through my day if I didn't have coffee.

Sounds like it's time to quit!

I can quit whenever I want!!!

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Fresh Prince

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Re: I'm going to quit coffee
« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2010, 03:57:55 PM »
no tea, no coffee. Though I keep forgetting that non-cola drinks have caffeine.
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