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BlueTsunami

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Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« on: November 17, 2010, 04:59:21 PM »
Here are some Christmas songs for you!

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And everyones personal favorite...

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And a bonus wtf track...

[youtube=560,345]VNgw549Vy0U[/youtube]

Every year the commercial forced festive aspect of this season gets more and more grating
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Diunx

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2010, 05:09:11 PM »
WHY AM I HEARING THEM ON THE STORES I JUST WANNA BUY SOME SHIT!!!!!
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Groogrux

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2010, 05:14:47 PM »
I hate Christmas music with a passion.  Nobody makes good Christmas music anymore, so they just shove the old shit down your throat.  It's every-fucking-where.
WTF

Robo

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2010, 05:21:09 PM »
Target has just what you need: shitty hipster alt holiday songs!  http://www.target.com/b?node=2492229011&ref=sr_shorturl_holidayalbum
obo

Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2010, 05:38:27 PM »


Yes! Time to break out the Sufjan Stevens Christmas boxset once again!!
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2010, 05:42:18 PM »
Target has just what you need: shitty hipster alt holiday songs!  http://www.target.com/b?node=2492229011&ref=sr_shorturl_holidayalbum

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Yes! Time to break out the Sufjan Stevens Christmas boxset once again!!

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Robo

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2010, 05:48:13 PM »
Sufjan's boxset is actually really good, as far as Christmas songs by pop artists are concerned.

Of course, that isn't terribly difficult when the competition is shit like this:



1. Rihanna – "A Child Is Born" (3:54)
2. Sheryl Crow – "Merry Christmas Baby" (3:15)
3. Colbie Caillat – " Mistletoe" (3:53)
4. Mariah Carey – "O Holy Night" (4:26)
5. Christina Aguilera – "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" (4:05)
6. Carrie Underwood – "What Child Is This" (3:27)
7. Faith Hill – "Where Are You Christmas?" (4:07)
8. Martina McBride – "Silver Bells" (2:43)
9. Toby Keith – "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" (2:23)
10. Darius Rucker – "Candy Cane Christmas" (3:23)
11. Brian McKnight – "Christmas You and Me" (featuring Vince Gill) (4:08)
12. Kelly Rowland – "Wonderful Christmastime" (3:40)
13. Sean Kingston – "Drummer Boy" (2:28)
14. Lady Gaga – "Christmas Tree" (featuring Space Cowboy) (2:22)
15. Britney Spears – "My Only Wish (This Year)" (4:16)
16. Michael Bublé – "Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow" (2:04)
17. Diana Krall – "Christmas Time Is Here" (3:34)
18. Maroon 5 – "Happy Christmas (War Is Over)" (3:28)
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2010, 05:50:53 PM »
ROFL

I remember the place I worked played the Destiny's Child Christmas album.  Holy shit it was bad.  It sounded less like singing and more like warbling.  I can imagine the Now That's What I Call Christmas 4 CD is much worse.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2010, 06:20:19 PM »
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1. Rihanna – "A Child Is Born" (3:54)
2. Sheryl Crow – "Merry Christmas Baby" (3:15)
3. Colbie Caillat – " Mistletoe" (3:53)
4. Mariah Carey – "O Holy Night" (4:26)
5. Christina Aguilera – "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" (4:05)
6. Carrie Underwood – "What Child Is This" (3:27)
7. Faith Hill – "Where Are You Christmas?" (4:07)
8. Martina McBride – "Silver Bells" (2:43)
9. Toby Keith – "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" (2:23)
10. Darius Rucker – "Candy Cane Christmas" (3:23)
11. Brian McKnight – "Christmas You and Me" (featuring Vince Gill) (4:08)
12. Kelly Rowland – "Wonderful Christmastime" (3:40)
13. Sean Kingston – "Drummer Boy" (2:28)
14. Lady Gaga – "Christmas Tree" (featuring Space Cowboy) (2:22)
15. Britney Spears – "My Only Wish (This Year)" (4:16)
16. Michael Bublé – "Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow" (2:04)
17. Diana Krall – "Christmas Time Is Here" (3:34)
18. Maroon 5 – "Happy Christmas (War Is Over)" (3:28)


Holy Fuck. Giving that as a present to a person with an ounce of musical taste must be like the modern version of gifting a lump of coal.

Also love how the tracklist is a who's who of artists ruining Christmas classics. Good jon, modern music.
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Human Snorenado

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2010, 06:24:01 PM »
Fuck, I saw Christmas decorations up at Walmart THE FUCKING DAY AFTER HALLOWEEN.  Uh uh.  Fuck that noise, I'm staying in my house until December 26th, THANKYOUVERYMUCH.
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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2010, 06:31:29 PM »
Fuck, I saw Christmas decorations up at Walmart THE FUCKING DAY AFTER HALLOWEEN.  Uh uh.  Fuck that noise, I'm staying in my house until December 26th, THANKYOUVERYMUCH.

My neighbors (a bunch of recently graduated University of Washington young republican frat boys) vomited Christmas all over their house the day after the Halloween. Their fence is wrapped in red ribbon, the lights are up, and there are gigantic inflatable Santa and Frosty's on their front porch. I love Christmas, but November 1st? Really? And learn how to decorate... smh.
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Human Snorenado

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2010, 06:32:46 PM »
Inflatable Santa and Frosty, you say?  Time to invest in a bb gun.
yar

Eel O'Brian

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2010, 06:34:54 PM »
because there are no thanksgiving songs
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2010, 06:37:36 PM »
[youtube=560,345]-z27FKwupds[/youtube]

:teehee

Imagine that playing constantly
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tiesto

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2010, 07:50:35 PM »
Here are some Christmas songs for you!

[youtube=560,345]nQrdxtWgHbE[/youtube]


Good ol' Christmas on Long Island!
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Dickie Dee

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2010, 08:14:15 PM »
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But seriously, almost any carol that pre-dates the 20th Century is fucking GORGEOUS. Too many to name, and even if you aren't religious they still tug at your gut. Also:

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lennedsay

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2010, 08:34:51 PM »
There were more Christmas decorations/shit than Halloween shit at Sams when I went in September.




FUCKING SEPTEMBER!!!! :maf
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CrystalGemini

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2010, 09:12:31 PM »
I would (and do) listen to this any day of the year:
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Such a fuckin' good song. 
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Fresh Prince

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2010, 09:16:39 PM »
Man fuck John Lennon.
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CrystalGemini

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2010, 09:17:29 PM »
Fuck YOU.
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Fresh Prince

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2010, 09:21:07 PM »
Fuck YOU and your BOYFRIEND.
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Great Rumbler

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2010, 09:28:39 PM »
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BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2010, 10:09:27 AM »
One great thing about being in Korea for Christmas this year is that I don't have to hear Wonderful Christmas Time on a constant loop in every restaurant, store and shopping mall I enter for the next three months.
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Raban

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Re: Why am I hearing Christmas songs on the radio?
« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2010, 01:12:04 PM »
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You're welcome.