Author Topic: My Forum Troll Van Cruncheon Was Slapped By A Jewish Screenwriter - Page 9 of 40 (Read 1658 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** November 19, 2010, 12:11:45 PM »

since federman can't be bothered to pay attention to his own damned forum and has therefore murdered us all in the digital realm, i have a list of demands that must be met. this internet genocide will not stand.

1. $600 price chopper gift card each month for the next nine years

2. cock pics from the following members: mupepe, jarosh, himuro, genghis cohen, patel and tauntaun

3. bring back tvc15 and malek

4. ban cheebs

5. regular forum counseling to assist in overcoming the psychological lie that is heterosexuality

cool breeze · « **Reply #1 on:** November 19, 2010, 12:25:22 PM »

was your black son slapped by a white teacher?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** November 19, 2010, 12:28:30 PM »

today we are all black children slapped by willco

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #3 on:** November 19, 2010, 12:32:06 PM »

6. 24 hour on demand taco bell

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4 on:** November 19, 2010, 12:32:16 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on November 19, 2010, 12:29:35 PM

Also, that's a pretty lacking list of demands.

Seriously. No annual trip to Disney Land? You're really letting him off light there.

Reb · « **Reply #5 on:** November 19, 2010, 12:41:37 PM »

Personal audience with Seth Rogan.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** November 19, 2010, 12:44:45 PM »

A true heterosexual man's list of demands would probably include Scarlett Johanasson, Halle Berry, Monica Belluci, Chamber of Secrets era Emma Watson, and large quantities of the finest scotch. Leper this filth

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #7 on:** November 19, 2010, 12:48:59 PM »

7. Free weaves 4 life

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** November 19, 2010, 12:50:57 PM »

check your Facebook wall for my cock pic

Raban · « **Reply #9 on:** November 19, 2010, 12:57:44 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on November 19, 2010, 12:56:06 PM

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Thread title change. Now.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** November 19, 2010, 01:03:59 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on November 19, 2010, 12:32:06 PM

6. 24 hour on demand taco bell

this man knows how to make demands

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** November 19, 2010, 01:06:12 PM »

stupid work interrupted my fugue of entitlement

cool breeze · « **Reply #12 on:** November 19, 2010, 01:15:14 PM »

wilco is an audacious jewish bitch with balls?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13 on:** November 19, 2010, 01:43:27 PM »

Today I'm black and have already been accosted?

Damn, blacks have it rougher than I thought.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14 on:** November 19, 2010, 02:05:36 PM »

8. Three (3) cans of Four Loko per day

ManaByte · « **Reply #15 on:** November 19, 2010, 02:13:49 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on November 19, 2010, 12:56:06 PM

My Forum Troll Van Cruncheon Was Slapped By A Jewish Screenwriter - Page 9 of 40

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #16 on:** November 19, 2010, 03:25:35 PM »

9. The public execution of the White Supremists who forgot to send out my paycheck again, AGAIN

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** November 19, 2010, 04:53:41 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on November 19, 2010, 03:25:35 PM

9. The public execution of the White Supremists who forgot to send out my paycheck again, AGAIN

10. vengeance.

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** November 19, 2010, 05:28:03 PM »

I'll do all of that for $10 paypal

Diunx · « **Reply #19 on:** November 19, 2010, 05:41:23 PM »

11. No more trowing up in movies, Get him to the Greek was enough Wilco vomit for a lifetime.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #20 on:** November 19, 2010, 05:46:17 PM »

COME BACK TO US, FAT JEW!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** November 19, 2010, 06:18:40 PM »

I feel like my very soul and innocence has been slapped. Or at least gently caressed.

muckhole · « **Reply #22 on:** November 20, 2010, 10:07:23 AM »

And geoducks. Don't forget the geoducks!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #23 on:** November 20, 2010, 11:08:00 AM »

Drinky...

chronovore · « **Reply #24 on:** November 20, 2010, 09:04:10 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on November 19, 2010, 05:46:17 PM

COME BACK TO US, FAT JEW!

"Shaaaaaaane~!"

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #25 on:** November 20, 2010, 10:42:21 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on November 19, 2010, 05:46:17 PM

COME BACK TO US, FAT JEW!

Too bad, I mean look at the tail he's pulling down now:

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #26 on:** November 20, 2010, 10:57:35 PM »

I was wondering where malek was. I figured he killed himself finally.

edit: Rumor has it Jarosh has some atypical dimensions to his member. I'd like to see that too.

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