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Billy Rygar

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imma drink some wine
« on: November 19, 2010, 07:27:41 PM »
It's a muscadet

Akala

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2010, 07:58:49 PM »
I want some.

Fresh Prince

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2010, 08:11:59 PM »
I like the guy behind the lampost it's like he's ready to mug somebody
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Boogie

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2010, 08:31:10 PM »
It's a muscadet

I don't know what that means.  /Bones
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Diunx

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2010, 08:35:24 PM »
I'm drinking water I was drinking soda in this glass earlier today so it has a little touch of coke.
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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2010, 08:46:14 PM »

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etiolate

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2010, 08:53:40 PM »
I've been drinking this Georgian wine. I'd tell you what it is but I think CG threw out the bottle.

Also, my new thing is wine and sauteed pedrano peppers.

etiolate

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2010, 08:56:45 PM »
Rkatsiteli! That's it.

Pheasant's Tears Rkatiteli.

etiolate

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2010, 08:58:52 PM »
Soif Wine Bar here in Santa Cruz

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Robo

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2010, 09:04:05 PM »
imma drink some wine too; it's a fontera  :spin
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lennedsay

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2010, 09:32:22 PM »
 :lol PD

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2010, 09:46:32 PM »
If you ever go through St. Louis metro and here people say "hoosier", we mean hick/redneck/white trash. It has nothing to do with Indiana. I had to think of a different word so you guys would understand.  :-[
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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2010, 09:49:07 PM »
:lol PD

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i single chugged a whole bottle of this in one pass at my cousin's wedding three weeks ago and promptly blacked out amid the cheers

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2010, 10:11:55 PM »
Blue Hawaiian  :'( Sounds like a name for the blue colored hurricane of booze poos you probably had the next day while simultaneously blue-colored projectile vomiting.

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Van Cruncheon

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2010, 10:19:34 PM »
i thought i was dead the following morning. i think i shat out my intestinal tract. my wife had been pounding tequila shots with the bridesmaids and also got blackout drunk. we just stayed in the hotel room and told everyone we got food poisoning.

:rock the cruncheon fam parties hard and dies hard :rock
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lennedsay

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2010, 10:40:08 PM »
:bow

Many crazy stories from the day/night we got married, but from the morning after, our friend's crazy drunken cousin shit his pants in front of our friend's girlfriend (and my BFF) at their house while trying to jump a baby gate trying to get to the bathroom, and fucked up the wall and ruined the gate. Witness means no food poisoning fibs.  :'(
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2010, 10:48:31 PM »
oh, everyone in the immediate family/friends knew what had happened! but ol' gramma, it is better that she remain ignurnt :'(
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lennedsay

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2010, 11:04:37 PM »
I bet grandma would appreciate the story if she heard it.

Ok, well maybe not.   :-\ She doesn't have a cane she could beat you with does she?

My grandmas were crazy. They were BFF's and always tell the tales of getting drunk, coming home at dawn, falling up the stairs. I mean, my brother and sister remember this shit. They were OLD WOMEN so no telling what they did when they were youngins. :rock
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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2010, 11:29:42 PM »
The Van Cruncheons  :bow2

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etiolate

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2010, 03:56:54 AM »
Just made some mead out of honey wine and a spice packet.

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2010, 04:35:43 AM »
"Packet Spice" should have been the replacement Spice Girl after Ginger quit.

The Van Cruncheon adventures just about made me piss myself laughing.

*goes to pee safely somewhere*

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2010, 01:40:00 PM »
I enjoyed some Jameson triple distilled Irish whiskey last night on the rocks.
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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2010, 03:42:34 PM »
ohh you gonna drink some fucking wine?! What a god damn accomplishment.. What's next for this guy? Is he gonna sit in a chair?! What a talented mother fucker!
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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2010, 03:46:25 PM »
my bad, dude, my bad... we coo?
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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2010, 03:49:57 PM »
:lol PD

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It's like Alize for white people.
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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2010, 04:30:24 PM »
:bow Boone's Farm :bow2
:bow Franzia :bow2
:bow Carlo Rossi :bow2
:bow Arbor Mist :bow2
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chronovore

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2010, 08:02:46 PM »
I don't know what it is, but good wines don't give me a hangover, bad ones do. Local import store had some lovely tasting Merlot from Australia for ¥600. There was a matching from chardonnay so I grabbed that too. I had maybe three glasses of the merlot, didn't even get much of a buzz because I had them over the course of four hours. I woke up feeling like utter crap. If I drank pretty much anything shown in this thread, I'd be doomed.

OTOH, when I'm dealing with something good, a vineyard I know and maybe it costs a little more, I can drink maybe twice that, get a nice buzz going, and wake up with no consequences the next day.

What's the major difference? Are they MADE OF POISON?

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2010, 08:16:06 PM »
I don't drink a lot of wine anymore.  When I do, though, I like to drink from something out of a local vineyard or a nice piesporter.  Over the past 10 years, wineries have been popping up all over my state.  At first, their wine was shit because they were just importing their products and making it here.  After their vineyards grew in though, they came out with a whole new breed of stuff and it's delicious.
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lennedsay

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2010, 08:16:40 PM »
my bad, dude, my bad... we coo?

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CrystalGemini

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #30 on: November 21, 2010, 07:27:58 AM »
I've been drinking this Georgian wine. I'd tell you what it is but I think CG threw out the bottle.


It was just taking up space!
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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2010, 07:46:16 AM »
My wife just broke my last good wine glass, in the act of taking it out of the dishwasher (not a Mexican, a special machine for that purpose). I don't know how to keep these precious little things alive for longer than a couple of weeks. They're as fragile as preemie koalas or some shit. And expensive!
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« Reply #32 on: November 21, 2010, 07:47:48 AM »
It's easy as pie, sweetpea.
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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #33 on: November 21, 2010, 07:49:25 AM »
That's how the last one got broken!

Do they make them in adamantium? I would buy wine adamantiums.
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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #34 on: November 21, 2010, 09:39:36 AM »
imma drink some Duvel

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Diunx

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #35 on: November 21, 2010, 10:28:30 AM »
I wanna try one of those but they are so expensive.
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Groogrux

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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #36 on: November 21, 2010, 11:06:10 AM »
That's how the last one got broken!

Do they make them in adamantium? I would buy wine adamantiums.

Plastic.  Go for plastic.
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Re: imma drink some wine
« Reply #37 on: November 21, 2010, 11:31:41 AM »
Fuck that noise,



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