d00d, GameFAQs rejected my top 10 list. Do U believe tat? Here it is. Merry Christmas.
Top 10 presents from the 12 days of Christmas
By MarryMeTifaLOLORZ!
10. 9 Ladies Dancing
It's a sad fact, I'll likely never get to marry Tifa, but if I had 9 ladies dancing, maybe one of them would look like Tifa, and I could hook up with her. Oh, Tifa, my love for you boils hotter than all the liquid in the testing tubes where Jenova is at Nifelheim.
9. 8 Maids A-Milking,
When I meet Tifa, I'm going to need a romantic dinner for the two of us, and what better than fresh from the farm milk to get her into the mood to go alone on the Gold Saucer's tram with me. I'll even do things to her in there, unlike that pansy-ass Cloud that would rather be in there with Barrett.
8. 11 Pipers Piping
Romantic music is the cornerstone of a great evening out, and since Uematsu is busy with inferior games now, I'd have to seduce Tifa to the music of 11 Pipers Piping. I just hope they don't suck.
7. 10 Lords A-Leaping
Leaping Lords? Sounds Gay, and who's gayer than her "Boyfriend" Cloud? he'd be there, she'd see, and they'd be over, giving me my opening.
6. 3 French Hens
Chicks dig french stuff, right? I'd give her the hens, and she'd be falling over me instantly. I LOVE U TIFA!!!!111111
5. 6 Geese A-Laying
Cloud is a huge thorn in my side, moving in on my love like he is. If I had 6 Geese A-Laying, I could egg his house every night and make him run outside in the middle of their love making. She would think he's impotent and dump his sorry ass. Maybe he'd even get a freakin' haircut.
4. 4 Calling Birds
Damn that Cloud! I hate him! I hate him! I hate him! I hate him! I hate him! I hate him! If I had 4 calling birds, I could do like in Zelda and send them flying at his head, and they could peck his brains out. I don't know if that would even work, though, because does he even HAVE any brains? YOU SUCK CLOUD! GET AWAY FROM MY TIFA!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
3. 7 Swans A-Swimming
Tifa wouldn't like me that much as first. I don't have a stupid hairstyle, and I'm not delusional about my past. But in Final Fantasy X (Which sucked!) That guy and the weird girl fell in love in a midnight swim. Maybe that would work for me and Tifa.We'd go swimming with the 7 swans, skinny dipping preferably.
2. 2 Turtle Doves
2 Turtle Doves together for all eternity. Can represent me and Tifa. Can also represent her breasts.
1. 5 Golden Rings
OK, for us guys golden rings are pretty boring, but if you ever meet Tifa, you'd want these on you, because girls love golden rings just as much as guys that give them as presents. She'd leave Cloud in a second for a few golden rings. Then I'll be Mister Sherwin Lockheart (I don't care, my last name sucks, I'll just take hers.)
