Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread

[Phoenix Dark]

"Yall know what white people do? Put gumbo on they potato salad"

"I was good at the beginning of my basketball career as a young girl"
"Remember when yo ig'nant self was on the 6th grade team and yo shorts fell down showin' yo panties?"
"That was the end of my basketball career"

"I had a breakout on the side of my stomach. I can't remember what is it called..."
"Herpes?"

"I like Obama, but I don't trust light skinned brothas"


Gonna need a white person to confirm or deny the charge leveled in the first quote, asap

[Himu]

Gumbo on potato salad?

[Barry Egan]

  

Most ig'nant shit I ever heard

[Himu]

[Boogie]

"Yall know what white people do? Put gumbo on they potato salad"


Gonna need a white person to confirm or deny the charge leveled in the first quote, asap

White people don't even know what gumbo is.

No, seriously.  I mean, I've heard of it and know it exists, but...

[Van Cruncheon]

now this be some quality threadin

i can counter this with some choice overheards whilst i consumed bear meat

(bear sausage is fuck delicious, by the by)

"welllllll, this is all part of obama's plan to turn government over to the coloreds"
"what, why would he do that?"
"what would you do if you were in power? you'd give all the good jobs to white people, right"
"yeah, hah hah! good point"
"yup, yup, in four more years we'll be the ones workin for the n*ggers. i voted for him because i thought he'd be better than that"

me, silently: "WAT"


oh, aaaaand

"oh, sharpe's rifles! man, i love that show. it's history, man, and the chicks have big titties just comin' right out of their tops"

[Howard Alan Treesong]

"Yall know what white people do? Put gumbo on they potato salad"


Gonna need a white person to confirm or deny the charge leveled in the first quote, asap

White people don't even know what gumbo is.

No, seriously.  I mean, I've heard of it and know it exists, but...

this, white people don't eat gumbo

[Van Cruncheon]

we call it etouffe

[Himu]

gumbo sucks.

i always moan when my dad makes gumbo. it's soup with like a billion ingredients thrown in for "flavor".

[demi]

I didnt hear anything but one of the black guys at work had a bottle of hot sauce in his back pocket at the potluck we had.

[Van Cruncheon]

i brought some chili pepper sauce myself

[Joe Molotov]

If I was in power, I wouldn't give all the good government jobs to white people, I'd give them to the people that could afford to contribute to my campaign. Oh wait, that's the white people.

[TakingBackSunday]

my family is awesome.  not one single stupid quote from anyone today

oh and I like gumbo

[Diunx]

What the fuck is Gumbo?

[Eel O'Brian]

"You gotta wonder if the CIA isn't over there stirring up shit in Korea."

[Robo]

My sister's 3-year-old did not shut his gab for more than three minutes at a time for the entire evening, thankfully, so there wasn't much talkin' - just a lotta eatin'.

[Himu]

What the fuck is Gumbo?

cajun cooking, southern usa staple

usually includes shrimp, sausage, soup like substance over rice.

[lennedsay]

"Yall know what white people do? Put gumbo on they potato salad"


Gonna need a white person to confirm or deny the charge leveled in the first quote, asap

White people don't even know what gumbo is.

No, seriously.  I mean, I've heard of it and know it exists, but...

I second this motion.

PD, this shit is hilarious. the panties, the panties

My family talked a lot of shit about Palin and talked about how they'd vote for Bill Clinton again if they had the chance. Both my parents and his parents loved him. Nothing negative said about Obama though. Just how much they hated Palin and her dumb dancin' daughter.

[Barry Egan]

The gumbo I had yesterday was served with hot dog chunks instead of sausage  . Is this normal?

[Phoenix Dark]

The person who mentioned the gumbo was from Texas, and I'd imagine lots of white people in the south eat gumbo. We had a long debate on the illogical nature of adding hot gumbo to cold potato salad.

[lennedsay]

The gumbo I had yesterday was served with hot dog chunks instead of sausage 

I've never even had gumbo but that sounds wrong.

Not you're wrong, but whoever served that to you should be scolded.

[Himu]

The gumbo I had yesterday was served with hot dog chunks instead of sausage  . Is this normal?

...no.

[Groogrux]

"I feel bad for looking at her ass, but cousin Kelly is really filling out nicely."

"Somebody bless this goddamn food so we can eat already!"

"Aunt Lisa wants to ask you something."
"Lisa's here?"
"Yeah, she's in the kitchen."
"Who the hell invited her?"

"Boy, I'm gonna beat you with a drumstick if you don't move from in front of the tv.  COME ON PATS!"

[Himu]

The person who mentioned the gumbo was from Texas, and I'd imagine lots of white people in the south eat gumbo. We had a long debate on the illogical nature of adding hot gumbo to cold potato salad.

I have never even heard of this, this person must be bs'in lol

[Phoenix Dark]

Also, my uncle gave me some bootlegged DVDs

"here yall go, early Christmas present"
"thanks.."
"I looked through, pretty sure there aint no dirty movies in there heheh"

I looked through them a few minutes later and saw a bootleg copy of the Montana Fishburne sex tape  

[Diunx]

What the fuck is Gumbo?

cajun cooking, southern usa staple

usually includes shrimp, sausage, soup like substance over rice.

(Image removed from quote.)

We have a version of that, its called sancocho.

[Dickie Dee]

Gumbo is stock, darkened roux, seafood, sausage, spices, and f'n OKRA

[Positive Touch]

well fuck leftovers now i just want some gumbo

[Barry Egan]

Gumbo I had was delicious hotdog chunks or no.  Whitey's missing out.

[Akala]

Gumbo is stock, darkened roux, seafood, sausage, spices, and f'n OKRA

disgusting creole gumbo maybe. okra  

I can confirm that many white people down here dump their potato salad in their gumbo. I try not to associate with them.

[lennedsay]

 

[Van Cruncheon]

okra is the vegetable equivalent of having jack nicholson throatfuck you

[chronovore]

The gumbo I had yesterday was served with hot dog chunks instead of sausage  . Is this normal?

No. Andouille sausage or bust.

"Yall know what white people do? Put gumbo on they potato salad"


Gonna need a white person to confirm or deny the charge leveled in the first quote, asap

White people don't even know what gumbo is.

No, seriously.  I mean, I've heard of it and know it exists, but...

this, white people don't eat gumbo

Someone better get my complexion on the line, stat! I've been living a lie!

[Eel O'Brian]

fried okra is good and not slimy, i can eat that shit like popcorm

[Himu]

Gumbo I had was delicious hotdog chunks or no.  Whitey's missing out.

Meh. Have it at least once a week and you'll get tired fast.

[Himu]

Gumbo is stock, darkened roux, seafood, sausage, spices, and f'n OKRA

disgusting creole gumbo maybe. okra  

I can confirm that many white people down here dump their potato salad in their gumbo. I try not to associate with them.

Wat

[Bocsius]

"It can't be Thanksgiving, Detroit's winning." (First half)
"Who is that? Is that Kid Rock? I hate Kid Rock." (Halftime)
"It might be Thanksgiving after all." (Fourth Quarter)

[Dickie Dee]

Gumbo is stock, darkened roux, seafood, sausage, spices, and f'n OKRA

disgusting creole gumbo maybe. okra  

I can confirm that many white people down here dump their potato salad in their gumbo. I try not to associate with them.

at a loss here

[Phoenix Dark]

Gumbo is stock, darkened roux, seafood, sausage, spices, and f'n OKRA

disgusting creole gumbo maybe. okra  

I can confirm that many white people down here dump their potato salad in their gumbo. I try not to associate with them.

oh god. 

I'll be adding this to stuffwhitepeoplelike.com

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I've NEVER heard of potato salad in gumbo before. Google suggests it's not completely unknown but relatively uncommon. It also looks like it's much more a regional thing than a "white person" thing.

http://www.folo.us/2008/11/10/a-cultural-mystery-potato-salad-in-gumbo/
http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/338990

[lennedsay]

So... Basically if you're from podunk Louisiana this may be an option? Stufflessthan1percentofwhitepeoplelike

I ate raccoon with black people once. Must mean all of them eat it at every meal. 

[Himu]

I've eaten raccoon. Southern folks will eat anything,

[lennedsay]

"Yea we have this place down here, fixes up raccoon and all sorts of BBQ real nice. Makes this BBQ sauce here too!"

"Oh you can buy raccoon from them and they cook it? That's nice. Can't buy raccoon in the city!"

"Uhhhh well they cooked it.... Hahahahahababaaaasshhhhaashh, hababshGdbSgHhgggaadbb" aka hilarity

Found out later on they hunted it out for this occasion. 

[Phoenix Dark]

u mad?

So glad there wasn't any religious debatin' this year, probably because my deacon uncle went to another Thanksgiving party. Thank jesus

[Akala]

I've NEVER heard of potato salad in gumbo before. Google suggests it's not completely unknown but relatively uncommon. It also looks like it's much more a regional thing than a "white person" thing.

http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/338990

Yep, that's where I live. 

Cajuns 

[Phoenix Dark]

"It can't be Thanksgiving, Detroit's winning." (First half)
"Who is that? Is that Kid Rock? I hate Kid Rock." (Halftime)
"It might be Thanksgiving after all." (Fourth Quarter)

:'(

No one thought to turn the game on until the fourth quarter, so we didn't know the Lions were up until we saw the highlights after the game.

The Dallas/NO game was pretty fun to watch though, if only to shut up the family members from Texas who were laughing at us at the end of the Lions game 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Cowboys, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory from the jaws of defeat :'(

[Brehvolution]

*eating at the table*

"Daddy, did you hear my fart?"(5 y/o son)

[Himu]

*eating at the table*

"Daddy, did you hear my fart?"(5 y/o son)

best son ever

[Van Cruncheon]

my daughter has been insisting that "psp" stands for POOP SMOOP POOP all freakin' day.

[Himu]

ahahahahhaa

[Joe Molotov]

my daughter has been insisting that "psp" stands for POOP SMOOP POOP all freakin' day.

Sony annihilated, even kids know the PSP is poop.

[Diunx]

Prole's daughter has obviously not played 2010 game of the year Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker only available on the Sony PSP.

[Phoenix Dark]

Prole's daughter has obviously not played 2010 game of the year Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker only available on the Sony PSP.

She made her comment after playing it. Then she called the PS3 "poop smoop à trois" after watching MGS4

[Human Snorenado]

u mad?

So glad there wasn't any religious debatin' this year, probably because my deacon uncle went to another Thanksgiving party. Thank jesus

BOY YOU BETTA GET YO ASS TO JESUS

[Phoenix Dark]

Oh god, you should hear it. Last time he came to a family dinner he went into an epic rant on Eddie Long, full of graphic sex talk and insults lmao

"the thing that angers me most about Eddie Long wasn't that he might be getting dookie on his thing with young boys - it's that he's using God's word to defend it! Aint nowhere in this book you gonna find that nonsense justified, it's an abomination."

I liked him more when he drank/smoke all the time and gave me James Bond books with all the pages with sex scenes marked so I could skip to them. He showed me Waterworld when I was a kid and gave me a high five during the nude scene. Now he's an insane religious conspiracy theorist type.

[Human Snorenado]

Give it time, he's probably just a few years away from calling random women sugartits and complaining about "them jews".