PULL T TOGETHGER

[GilloD]

i am unbeibavabely drunk amnd i gotinn a reral fdight and almikst gotd set omnn fitr fire

[GilloD]

hetres some poertry  in the dsrk nj

[GilloD]

NONYOU RACIST

[Groogrux]

Start writing haikus about your life.

[GilloD]

i ep trying togo to bed in bed btu then ithink i will thrownup on the ocvers

[GilloD]

omg assghlolr 

[Van Cruncheon]

gillod

tell us more about this in the morning, mang

[Bocsius]

itt gillod channels father mike

[Fresh Prince]

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[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

please understand

[Joe Molotov]

i ep trying togo to bed in bed btu then ithink i will thrownup on the ocvers

If you throw up on your ocvers, you'll have to awsh them.

[Powerslave]

can someone put this distinguished mentally-challenged fellow out of his misery

[Boogie]

Hell no.   Gill is the awesomest drunk on the internetz.  These drunk threads are practically an eb institution by now.

[GilloD]

So, I had a cold and I wasn't gonna drink, but we went to this bar and they had 50% off bottles. So we polished off 2 bottles of Balentine. Then we drank like 3 beers. Then we saw Das Racist! And we went backstage and drank Soju. Then I had a Long Island.

In the middle, I picked a fight. I kept trying to give this guy some sourdough bread and he didn't want it, so I threw a Ricola at his head and then he smashed a bottle and kept trying to stab me and my friends. He was Eng,ish. Those dudes are crazy

[Powerslave]

m-must resi-s-t...

[Raban]

So, I had a cold and I wasn't gonna drink, but we went to this bar and they had 50% off bottles. So we polished off 2 bottles of Balentine. Then we drank like 3 beers. Then we saw Das Racist! And we went backstage and drank Soju. Then I had a Long Island.

In the middle, I picked a fight. I kept trying to give this guy some sourdough bread and he didn't want it, so I threw a Ricola at his head and then he smashed a bottle and kept trying to stab me and my friends. He was Eng,ish. Those dudes are crazy

[Joe Molotov]

You have a very exciting life but seems like you have a few enemies (North Koreans, drunken Englishmen). Sometimes I lay awake at night and think, wouldn't it be swell to work at a porn store in Korea? Then I remember that I don't like Korean food so I could never make it there.

How do you feel about sourdough bread?

[Joe Molotov]

You have a very exciting life but seems like you have a few enemies (North Koreans, drunken Englishmen). Sometimes I lay awake at night and think, wouldn't it be swell to work at a porn store in Korea? Then I remember that I don't like Korean food so I could never make it there.

How do you feel about sourdough bread?

Never had it.

Well if somebody offers it to you in Korea, you better be prepared to eat it or there'll be a fight.

[Robo]

Picking fights with the English...

[Reb]

Sour bread sounds nasty, so I'd go for the fight. Which I'll win, obviously.

You should set your opponent on fire.

[GilloD]

There is no sourdough bread in Korea. It may be the only bakery in the whole country that makes it. SO EAT THE BREAD

[Tauntaun]

There is no sourdough bread in Korea. It may be the only bakery in the whole country that makes it. SO EAT THE BREAD

Please understand.

[chronovore]

There is no sourdough bread in Korea. It may be the only bakery in the whole country that makes it. SO EAT THE BREAD

Hells yeah. I miss sourdough bread, and eat it like a pig whenever I get back stateside. Preferably toasted, with an egg and bacon on top. No-one ever has to throw Riccola at me to see that bread disappear.