I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet

[AdmiralViscen]

I had brought enough stuff to sleep and live here but not a plunger!

I left it in there all night and in the morning my megashit had disintegrated enough that I could flush it.

[Mupepe]

 

I haven't clogged a toilet in years.  I don't know if I've been lucky in toilets the last few years or it's because I stopped eating fast food every day.  But it's been a long time.  Come to think of it, I don't own a plunger.  And didn't at my last place either.

[Tauntaun]

That's some manliness right thurr!   

[The Sceneman]

are you shittin us?

[Diunx]

Manliest thread óf thé yeár.

[The Sceneman]

what about that thread where Wrath talked about JO'ing onto his steak then eating it or something

[Diunx]

That's gay cus he is eating cum, this is manly.

[The Sceneman]

ain't nothing gay about eating cum, he probably didn't know what it was.

This is not manly.

taking big shits = getting your poop chute stretched

gay gay gay

[Diunx]

Cum is the gayest substance in periodical table you can't argue against science dude.

[AdmiralViscen]

My butthole tightened up like a scared mouse as soon as the deed was done, fear not

[chronovore]

Cum is the gayest substance in periodical table you can't argue against science dude.

[muckhole]

When we first started dating, I used to always plug the toilet like clockwork when I'd have to go at the gf's place. I swear her toilet had the weakest flush. It wasn't a big place, so there was always a panicked attempt at "stealth-plunging".

Dunno if I was just holding it too long, or just nervously wiping too much.

Also in a pinch ( ), apparently hot, hot water is a lifesaver if you don't have a plunger. Just start slowly pouring it into the bowl. Of course, if this is one of those tricky "stealth-plunging" situations, finding a way to get that much hot water from the sink to the toilet noiselessly and without asking for a pitcher is another can of worms.

[Himu]

i clog my toilet with huge dumps regularly

it SUCKS

[chronovore]

Our house has the Toto toilet from "Keeping Up with The Joneses," so it not only uses some kind of hurricane convection to whisk away anything unseemly, I think it obliterates all matter with freakin' lasers before it enters the public sewage system.

[Himu]

i need that toilet!!!!

[muckhole]

Our house has the Toto toilet from "Keeping Up with The Joneses," so it not only uses some kind of hurricane convection to whisk away anything unseemly, I think it obliterates all matter with freakin' lasers before it enters the public sewage system.

 

Imagine what their bidet must be like. You'd be gleamin', but there'd be screamin'.

[Raban]

TOTY

[fistfulofmetal]

I used to clog our toilet at least once a month. So I pressured my mom into getting a better one. Now when we flush the entire house kinda groans a bit as the toilet sucks everything and anything down into the depths of hell.

[Mr. Gundam]

We put a rear-flush toilet in the basement. That sucker has real power!