Author Topic: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses (Read 1500 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** December 02, 2010, 09:21:32 PM »

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Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #1 on:** December 02, 2010, 09:27:13 PM »

I warned everyone about this game on The Borecast

For those who never listened, or who always fast forward through my parts of the show as I suspect a good 75% of listeners do, I present this summary of my experience:

"Precious minutes of my life I can't ever get back no matter how much begging I do on my deathbed."

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #2 on:** December 02, 2010, 09:28:00 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #3 on:** December 02, 2010, 09:29:15 PM »

Downloading the demo as I type this.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #4 on:** December 02, 2010, 09:31:08 PM »

I think everyone in this game is the default Poser 3D model

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #5 on:** December 02, 2010, 09:32:44 PM »

Eel, is she serious

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #6 on:** December 02, 2010, 09:34:12 PM »

replace "computer" with "bowels" and yes, she is very serious

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #7 on:** December 02, 2010, 09:41:17 PM »

really bad guitar Muzak plays and notes randomly appear on the fret and you click on them whenever you want, before they disappear

it is a music minigame without music, rhythm or any relationship between the music and the gameplay. I mean, even Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits got that much right

Diunx · « **Reply #8 on:** December 02, 2010, 09:51:33 PM »

I clicked "try it" on the website and downloaded a file then installed that filed and instead of a demo I get some "game manager" bullshit with no option to download the demo only a go to our website! link smh.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9 on:** December 02, 2010, 10:17:46 PM »

The rhythm minigame is in the "failboat" as the spunky lead character of Iron Roses might say.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10 on:** December 02, 2010, 10:39:28 PM »

Man, I wish this game had achievements so everyone would know how much I own at this game. I would 100% it, no contest.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** December 02, 2010, 10:51:44 PM »

i couldn't even figure out how to get the protagonist out of her apartment

Positive Touch · « **Reply #12 on:** December 02, 2010, 11:04:52 PM »

anyone find a nude patch yet

pilonv1 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 03, 2010, 05:27:48 AM »

Someone gift this to me too

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** December 03, 2010, 12:57:01 PM »

iron roses is the mean-spirited cheapo steam gift of the season!

give the gift of mild contempt and smug dismissal with iron roses!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** December 03, 2010, 02:24:06 PM »

When you care enough to send the very worst.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 03, 2010, 07:37:31 PM »

I got gifted this twice. Thanks mysterious benefactors.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #17 on:** December 03, 2010, 11:07:50 PM »

you are now a carrier, and must spread the extra on like the plague

Akala · « **Reply #18 on:** December 03, 2010, 11:44:58 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** December 04, 2010, 01:18:42 AM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on December 02, 2010, 09:28:00 PM

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #20 on:** December 04, 2010, 01:36:17 AM »

It's great that it lets you choose between DirectX or OpenGL. Of course the game looks like shite either way, soooo....

pilonv1 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 05, 2010, 03:29:31 AM »

Finished this, GOTY material. It's quite a sad and abrupt ending though

The guys black bodyguard and the father are awesome characters. However there is one who stands out amongst this.

ZVONE

chronovore · « **Reply #22 on:** December 05, 2010, 04:33:56 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on December 03, 2010, 12:57:01 PM

iron roses is the mean-spirited cheapo steam gift of the season!

give the gift of mild contempt and smug dismissal with iron roses!

Oh, christ-oh. I'm dying.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #23 on:** December 13, 2010, 02:09:11 AM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on December 03, 2010, 11:07:50 PM

you are now a carrier, and must spread the extra on like the plague

infection spread

pilonv1 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 15, 2010, 12:33:00 AM »

don't make me out you. post your impressions here giftee

pilonv1 · « **Reply #25 on:** December 21, 2011, 08:10:52 PM »

Another year, another person infected. You can't stop it.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26 on:** December 22, 2011, 01:04:30 AM »

Graphic Quality: Off

Oh man, that gets me every time.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #27 on:** December 22, 2011, 04:32:35 AM »

Are there settings for "gameplay quality" and so on as well? Maybe you guys just haven't explored the config options thoroughly enough. Maybe it's even in an INI file.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #28 on:** December 22, 2011, 07:21:57 AM »

Gameplay quality is always awesome. No need to change the setting.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #29 on:** December 22, 2011, 05:37:36 PM »

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... $:-\$

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #30 on:** December 22, 2011, 06:40:15 PM »

Someone gift it to me so I can bask in it's glory.

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Author Topic: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses (Read 1500 times)