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I'd probably choose Cormac or Boogie.  I need someone who can keep me safe and make me feel protected.

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2010, 01:28:43 PM »
:'(

there goes my blue lagoon fantasies with you as my nubile brooke shields, bro. :gloomy
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2010, 01:31:26 PM »
Well I'd like it to be a woman, so Himu I guess.  Plus we could create a live action version of Shenmue 3 with only the two of us.

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2010, 01:32:00 PM »
I CALL MUCKHOLE
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2010, 01:35:52 PM »
:'(

there goes my blue lagoon fantasies with you as my nubile brooke shields, bro. :gloomy
Well, do we have a cd player?  If so, I'll totally choose you so we can listen to Matchbox 20 and Tool all the time (depending on the mood).  I don't think I can listen to songs about bagged milk and whatever the hell cormac listens to.

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2010, 02:15:03 PM »
leendsey
surprised it took this long for someone to choose a female.

Edit:
Nvm, someone already chose startselect.

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2010, 02:17:38 PM »
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2010, 02:20:08 PM »
She's not an option.  Current posters only!

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2010, 02:21:47 PM »
Arvie for dual asshole action.  :drool
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2010, 02:23:59 PM »
Bebpo, we could talk about anime and stuff.
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2010, 02:26:19 PM »
I guess dying of boredom is a cool way to go.
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2010, 02:26:33 PM »
Eric P, cause of his voracious consumption of pop culture.  I'd just keep asking him to summarize books and movies I haven't seen, and hum songs by bands I haven't heard.  It would be like cheating on the desert island reading/listening list question.

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2010, 02:27:57 PM »
She's not an option.  Current posters only!

But I wanted to choose an "inactive" member to make the hunt 'n rape go smoother  :'(


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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2010, 02:29:23 PM »
Probably boogie, I'd sexually brutalize him to give him a taste of his bitter medicine.
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2010, 02:32:02 PM »
Cheebs then
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2010, 02:43:11 PM »
i'd go with cohen, patel, or mandark. probably cohen, because he's the most mean-spirited, and we could snark at each other and chug wine.
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2010, 02:45:08 PM »
She's not an option.  Current posters only!

But I wanted to choose an "inactive" member to make the hunt 'n rape go smoother  :'(


But then you'll be bored and you won't appreciate the hole as much!


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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2010, 02:46:28 PM »
leendsey
surprised it took this long for someone to choose a female.

Edit:
Nvm, someone already chose startselect.

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I pick Patel. Or demi.

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2010, 02:56:50 PM »
i'd go with cohen, patel, or mandark. probably cohen, because he's the most mean-spirited, and we could snark at each other and chug wine.

I would also pick Cohen. Can three three of us be stuck on a desert island together, or is that cheating
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2010, 03:02:30 PM »
drew, he'd have knives and drugs
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2010, 03:05:25 PM »
Who has the most meat in case I have to go Alive soccer player on you?

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2010, 03:07:57 PM »
I'd probably choose Cormac or Boogie.  I need someone who can keep me safe and make me feel protected.

Yeah sure, I'd protect you.  :-*

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2010, 03:16:59 PM »
I'd probably choose Cormac or Boogie.  I need someone who can keep me safe and make me feel protected.

Yeah sure, I'd protect you.  :-*

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don't worry.  the struggle is the fun part :)

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2010, 03:22:29 PM »
I'd probably pick Andrwfields, and we'd place geocaches made of coconuts on the island.  Sopro.

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2010, 03:36:49 PM »
uh, I'd go with a female I think :drool rodi :drool
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2010, 03:39:40 PM »
demi
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2010, 03:40:18 PM »
methodis
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2010, 03:42:54 PM »
Definitely a female in order to repopulate the island and open it up as a tourist capital Tropico style.

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2010, 03:45:55 PM »
I'd probably pick Andrwfields, and we'd place geocaches made of coconuts on the island.  Sopro.



Oooh thats a good choice. I'd uh... um... yeah, geocaches... totally
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2010, 03:53:12 PM »
whoever the hottest person on the board is

so demi i guess
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2010, 03:53:57 PM »
realistically it would turn into a most dangerous game scenario where I end up hunting the other people for fun.  If it's someone like Boogie, I'd get destroyed in like two seconds.  But if they're too easy to trap, it would be no fun; place a copy of Final Fantasy 8 and Shenmue over a grass pit--would be over in an hour max :-\  I would say Jinfash but you know he can probably fashion a bomb out of a coconut.



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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2010, 03:55:00 PM »
you mother fucker
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2010, 03:56:04 PM »
actually, i'd go with sceneman. he is a man of good taste and the only person understands how awesome ff8 and shenmue are
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2010, 03:57:51 PM »
you mother fucker

if it makes you feel better, it would only take a single item (tweeny witches dvd) to trap great rumbler.

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2010, 03:58:27 PM »
billy rygar: he could cook us food delicacies on the island and we could actually survive without killing ourselves.
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2010, 03:58:57 PM »
actually, i'd go with sceneman. he is a man of good taste and the only person understands how awesome ff8 and shenmue are

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #36 on: December 08, 2010, 03:59:44 PM »
you mother fucker

if it makes you feel better, it would only take a single item (tweeny witches dvd) to trap great rumbler.

what if i put an hd tv on the island (by way of magic due to lack of electricity) and a die hard blu ray

you would succumb in a second.

i know I would.
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #37 on: December 08, 2010, 04:04:25 PM »
you mother fucker

if it makes you feel better, it would only take a single item (tweeny witches dvd) to trap great rumbler.

what if i put an hd tv on the island (by way of magic due to lack of electricity) and a die hard blu ray

you would succumb in a second.

i know I would.

sorry, bro.  I keep my real tastes secret to avoid such a scenario.  You'd need at least 14 big black dildos for me to even consider it.  (btw, 14 bbds will work on at least half a dozen other members)

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #38 on: December 08, 2010, 04:08:21 PM »
you mother fucker

if it makes you feel better, it would only take a single item (tweeny witches dvd) to trap great rumbler.

I've already got all of them! You'll have to put something good that I don't already have, Dirty Pair season set maybe. I'd step on a grass-covered pit trap for that.
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #39 on: December 08, 2010, 04:11:41 PM »
tvc, i could physically overpower him and take his meds, that is if he still is on them

if not then demi so we could re enact lost

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #40 on: December 08, 2010, 04:34:53 PM »
you mother fucker

if it makes you feel better, it would only take a single item (tweeny witches dvd) to trap great rumbler.

I've already got all of them! You'll have to put something good that I don't already have, Dirty Pair season set maybe. I'd step on a grass-covered pit trap for that.
That's assuming you were able to bring those dvd's to the island.  perhaps your plane crashed and they weren't on board with you.  But Linkzg has the set.

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #41 on: December 08, 2010, 04:39:43 PM »
elektrikluv would make me feel like less of a man with her witty British humor.

Ya but she would make you feel like more of an Arab oldtimes -- back when men were men -- when she uses her britishness to exert control over you.

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #42 on: December 08, 2010, 04:42:23 PM »
racest :lol
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #43 on: December 08, 2010, 04:43:12 PM »
shit, spell checked before writting the spoiler.  :(

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #44 on: December 08, 2010, 04:43:45 PM »
you mother fucker

if it makes you feel better, it would only take a single item (tweeny witches dvd) to trap great rumbler.

I've already got all of them! You'll have to put something good that I don't already have, Dirty Pair season set maybe. I'd step on a grass-covered pit trap for that.
That's assuming you were able to bring those dvd's to the island.  perhaps your plane crashed and they weren't on board with you.  But Linkzg has the set.

It's got to be something rewatchable and Tweeny Witches just isn't that! No, it's Dirty Pair or nothing, that's the deal!
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #46 on: December 08, 2010, 04:47:35 PM »
you mother fucker

if it makes you feel better, it would only take a single item (tweeny witches dvd) to trap great rumbler.

I've already got all of them! You'll have to put something good that I don't already have, Dirty Pair season set maybe. I'd step on a grass-covered pit trap for that.
That's assuming you were able to bring those dvd's to the island.  perhaps your plane crashed and they weren't on board with you.  But Linkzg has the set.

It's got to be something rewatchable and Tweeny Witches just isn't that! No, it's Dirty Pair or nothing, that's the deal!
THEN YOU'VE GOT NOTHING!  PREPARE TO BE BORED

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #47 on: December 08, 2010, 04:55:03 PM »
you mother fucker

if it makes you feel better, it would only take a single item (tweeny witches dvd) to trap great rumbler.

I've already got all of them! You'll have to put something good that I don't already have, Dirty Pair season set maybe. I'd step on a grass-covered pit trap for that.
That's assuming you were able to bring those dvd's to the island.  perhaps your plane crashed and they weren't on board with you.  But Linkzg has the set.

It's got to be something rewatchable and Tweeny Witches just isn't that! No, it's Dirty Pair or nothing, that's the deal!
THEN YOU'VE GOT NOTHING!  PREPARE TO BE BORED

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER EVEN GONE ON THAT PLEASURE CRUISE BUT NO YOU JUST KEPT INSISTING
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #48 on: December 08, 2010, 04:57:44 PM »
you mother fucker

if it makes you feel better, it would only take a single item (tweeny witches dvd) to trap great rumbler.

I've already got all of them! You'll have to put something good that I don't already have, Dirty Pair season set maybe. I'd step on a grass-covered pit trap for that.
That's assuming you were able to bring those dvd's to the island.  perhaps your plane crashed and they weren't on board with you.  But Linkzg has the set.

just according to keikaku

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #49 on: December 08, 2010, 05:04:27 PM »
The pleasure cruise resulted in lifelong pleasure!

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #52 on: December 08, 2010, 06:44:48 PM »
 :-*

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #53 on: December 08, 2010, 07:41:56 PM »
I have a big cock so I should be alright by myself.
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #54 on: December 08, 2010, 08:02:50 PM »
LMAO no you dont. You are scared of cleaning ladies, you are self concious. Small penis small penis ha ha ha
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #55 on: December 08, 2010, 08:22:55 PM »
But she was old and ugly :'(
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #56 on: December 08, 2010, 08:26:57 PM »
Please underhand

Small penis small penis small penis ha ha ha.
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #57 on: December 08, 2010, 09:02:37 PM »
One of the females definitely... I'm too straight for the Bore I think.  :P
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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #58 on: December 08, 2010, 10:54:49 PM »
Is there a basketball court on this island? 

If so I might as well play some 1 on 1 against PD since there'll be no electricity for my beloved PC.  Pretty sure in my current shape that I'd school PD despite the 5 inches height difference. 

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Re: If you could be stuck on a desert island with one EB'er, who would it be?
« Reply #59 on: December 08, 2010, 10:57:50 PM »
Smooth, how big is your cock?
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