Author Topic: Heavy Rain Move™ - or, Point Your Waggle Down And Shake To Pee (Read 1385 times)

Eel O'Brian · « **on:** December 15, 2010, 09:39:34 PM »

what in the fucking fuck?

this whole game should have been about the dude with the minority report glasses and the fat asthmatic detective, everyone else sucks and i want droopy dad to die

oh, i also tied some dude's tie for him

game of the yuck

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #1 on:** December 15, 2010, 09:49:50 PM »

if i were playing this with the dual shock controller only i would have already quit

as it is, i want to keep playing just to see what kind of stupid gestures they'll make me do next

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #2 on:** December 15, 2010, 09:53:02 PM »

You should at least play until the sex scene to see if there's motion control for a money shot.

cool breeze · « **Reply #3 on:** December 15, 2010, 09:53:39 PM »

ok, I kinda want to replay this now with the move now

pilonv1 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 15, 2010, 10:14:11 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on December 15, 2010, 09:53:02 PM

You should at least play until the sex scene to see if there's motion control for a money shot.

:

The first part of the game is mind bogglingly dull. I didn't mind the middle of the game but it reverts into stupidity at the end.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #5 on:** December 16, 2010, 12:23:39 AM »

i changed a baby's diapers, fed it, and burped it with the wagglemove

when did nintendo start making ps3 games

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6 on:** December 16, 2010, 12:35:21 AM »

Remember, more than three shakes is playing with it.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 16, 2010, 12:37:32 AM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on December 16, 2010, 12:23:39 AM

i changed a baby's diapers, fed it, and burped it with the wagglemove

when did nintendo start making ps3 games

When your wife comes in, it's awesome to hear here complain when you don't help her with the groceries.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #8 on:** December 16, 2010, 12:39:28 AM »

also pushed a depressed kid around on a swing, teeter-totter, and merry-go-round

what in the goddamned hell, sony

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9 on:** December 16, 2010, 12:41:00 AM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on December 16, 2010, 12:39:28 AM

also pushed a depressed kid around on a swing, teeter-totter, and merry-go-round

what in the goddamned hell, sony

Game of the year, it's so immersive. [/gamesareartfags]

pilonv1 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 16, 2010, 12:42:24 AM »

You have to have the dull moments to set the scene [/sfags]

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #11 on:** December 16, 2010, 12:43:48 AM »

WTF You soulless Xbots just don't get art even when it smacks you in the face.

That scene was so touching that I almost ran in the rain while yelling my fictional son's name.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #12 on:** December 16, 2010, 12:45:36 AM »

i also applied bandages to a suicidal woman's wrist cuts (it was her baby i fed/burped/changed shitrags on)

i will finish this embarrassing game, i will do it for

JASON!

JASON!

JASON!

and

SHAUN!

SHAUN!

SHAUN!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 16, 2010, 12:49:09 AM »

so you've met the scary clown then

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #14 on:** December 16, 2010, 12:53:33 AM »

yeah, i hope he plays a part later on, i need something to break up all the bouncing back and forth between mopey dad, wheezy detective, low-rent matrix brad pitt, and manfaced whore journalist

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #15 on:** December 16, 2010, 12:57:37 AM »

also what is up with people in this game taking showers and then putting the same filthy stank underwear back on afterwards -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantic_Dream

Quote

Quantic Dream is a French video game developer based in Paris, France,

...

okay, now i get it

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #16 on:** December 16, 2010, 12:59:01 AM »

Manfaced journalist is easy and has a hot bod. I tapped that ass hard.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #17 on:** December 16, 2010, 01:00:49 AM »

Still want to play this, but holding out for $20.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #18 on:** December 16, 2010, 01:02:54 AM »

i wish rifftrax did video games

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** December 16, 2010, 01:52:52 AM »

lmao this sounds fucking hilarious

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** December 16, 2010, 11:17:52 AM »

I started playing this Saturday. I hate pretty much every QTE game I touch, but man I fucking love this game. I spent 5 hours with it Saturday which is a fucking miracle for me nowadays.

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** December 16, 2010, 11:20:49 AM »

As a supporter of Indigo Prophecy, one of the best games to come out on the Xbox[etc.] - I cant wait to experience this masterpiece.

chronovore · « **Reply #22 on:** December 17, 2010, 08:09:26 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on December 16, 2010, 12:57:37 AM

also what is up with people in this game taking showers and then putting the same filthy stank underwear back on afterwards -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantic_Dream

Quote
Quantic Dream is a French video game developer based in Paris, France,

...

okay, now i get it

Quote from: Smooth Groove on December 16, 2010, 12:59:01 AM

Manfaced journalist is easy and has a hot bod. I tapped that ass hard.

I've sent Ann Coulter your phone number. Please provide video of hate-fuck, so I can hate-wank.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #23 on:** December 17, 2010, 09:45:50 PM »

This game fuckin ruled with move I didn't play it with dual shit 3 i playd it with move baby MOVE

i have to beat it some ay

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #24 on:** December 17, 2010, 10:41:42 PM »

This piece of shit has frozen my PS3 twice to where I had to reboot.

I thought my PS3 was dying (it's a 60GB BC unit, and apparently it is just a matter of time before those die on you), but I searched around and it's a common glitch with this game in the parts that froze up on me.

This is a Sony published game. They took the time and effort to add move support, but not patch the system-freezing glitches.

*boggle*

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Author Topic: Heavy Rain Move™ - or, Point Your Waggle Down And Shake To Pee (Read 1385 times)