Author Topic: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute (Read 2302 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** December 21, 2010, 01:09:21 PM »

Any of the forum virgins willing to accept?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #1 on:** December 21, 2010, 01:10:28 PM »

I'm willing to chip in.

My pick is Arvie.

tiesto · « **Reply #2 on:** December 21, 2010, 01:11:09 PM »

I'd be willing to chip in a bit. Maybe get a Brazilian cheeseburger prostitute for PD?

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** December 21, 2010, 01:12:38 PM »

I'll pick Arvie too. Only because I bet Canada is more lenient if he gets caught. Plus, he's older than PD isn't he?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4 on:** December 21, 2010, 01:13:18 PM »

Their first time should be with someone they love. Someone who will be tender, kind, and aware of their needs.

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Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5 on:** December 21, 2010, 01:26:17 PM »

Are they still virgins if they only got BJs?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** December 21, 2010, 01:31:58 PM »

I wouldn't trust any of you to pick a decent one

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** December 21, 2010, 01:39:57 PM »

I pick Joe Molotov only so I can watch~

Diunx · « **Reply #8 on:** December 21, 2010, 01:53:50 PM »

I'm a virgin! buy me a hooker mups

Robo · « **Reply #9 on:** December 21, 2010, 01:59:51 PM »

I'm in, but if there's no crying, I expect my money back.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** December 21, 2010, 02:00:50 PM »

I'm not intrested in ~~hookers~~ girls they carry diseases.

lennedsay · « **Reply #11 on:** December 21, 2010, 02:19:08 PM »

Fuck them! Lets pitch in for someone who would actually enjoy it, like a nonvirgin.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** December 21, 2010, 02:29:54 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on December 21, 2010, 02:00:50 PM

I'm not intrested in ~~hookers~~ girls they carry diseases.

Cooties, mainly.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** December 21, 2010, 02:45:28 PM »

Ya and they periodicly bleed from their cooters. Shit's clinical.

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** December 21, 2010, 02:53:22 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on December 21, 2010, 01:53:50 PM

I'm a virgin! buy me a hooker mups

you are not!

PD, you can pick the hooker, dude.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #15 on:** December 21, 2010, 03:18:27 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on December 21, 2010, 02:19:08 PM

Fuck them! Lets pitch in for someone who would actually enjoy it, like a nonvirgin.

Sounds like an even better plan.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** December 21, 2010, 05:57:02 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on December 21, 2010, 02:19:08 PM

Fuck them! Lets pitch in for someone who would actually enjoy it, like a nonvirgin.

I'm down! Rates for locals are about $200... or so I hear.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** December 21, 2010, 06:32:59 PM »

You don't seem to be a complete and total social failure like Maurice and Arvie, PR. There's still hope for you! The others, not so much.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #18 on:** December 21, 2010, 06:51:55 PM »

I offer my services free of charge!

Diunx · « **Reply #19 on:** December 21, 2010, 06:57:35 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on December 21, 2010, 05:57:02 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on December 21, 2010, 02:19:08 PM
Fuck them! Lets pitch in for someone who would actually enjoy it, like a nonvirgin.

I'm down! Rates for locals are about $200... or so I hear.

Damn! thats pretty expensive.

BlackMage · « **Reply #20 on:** December 21, 2010, 07:40:36 PM »

I want some big ol' titties in my face

Diunx · « **Reply #21 on:** December 21, 2010, 07:43:11 PM »

naff · « **Reply #22 on:** December 21, 2010, 08:49:12 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on December 20, 2010, 08:56:11 PM

I just want pussy for xmas

Im seriously you guys

drew · « **Reply #23 on:** December 21, 2010, 09:16:15 PM »

if you guys knew what you were missing you wouldnt be acting so cavalier about this offer

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #24 on:** December 21, 2010, 09:36:23 PM »

what a horrible first experience that would be, the only whores we could afford would be meth skags with alternating teeth

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #25 on:** December 21, 2010, 09:48:48 PM »

If not for my fear of STDS, I'd probably procure the escorting services of some pornstars.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #26 on:** December 21, 2010, 10:33:08 PM »

I'll chip in, but only if it's recorded and posted here for our viewing.

Mandark · « **Reply #27 on:** December 22, 2010, 12:50:55 AM »

Couldn't we just pay one of them to roofie and sodomize the other? Two birds with one pill, says I.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #28 on:** December 22, 2010, 01:12:56 AM »

Let's just sent them to http://www.canhescore.com/

brawndolicious · « **Reply #29 on:** December 22, 2010, 01:37:11 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on December 22, 2010, 12:50:55 AM

Couldn't we just pay one of them to roofie and sodomize the other? Two birds with one pill, says I.

A gloryhole would probably be easier.

T-Short · « **Reply #30 on:** December 22, 2010, 02:58:45 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on December 21, 2010, 02:19:08 PM

Fuck them! Lets pitch in for someone who would actually enjoy it, like a nonvirgin.

not me, you know what will happen

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Shaka Khan · « **Reply #31 on:** December 22, 2010, 08:38:24 AM »

Just send me the money and I'll pop their cherries myself.

muckhole · « **Reply #32 on:** December 22, 2010, 12:10:44 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on December 21, 2010, 02:00:50 PM

I'm not intrested in ~~hookers~~ girls they carry diseases.

Who said anything about girls?

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** December 22, 2010, 12:14:45 PM »

Remember when tiesto said he brought a chick from okcupid home and fucked her and then posted about it? To which demi was like HAW HAW LIAR so tiesto went all "fuck you" and posted a video of him walking from his computer to his bedroom where she was sleeping?

best thread ever

demi · « **Reply #34 on:** December 22, 2010, 12:49:55 PM »

lol. Yes that was pretty funny. Tiesto dont give no fucks about whose holes he violates.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #35 on:** December 22, 2010, 01:17:29 PM »

Link to thread/video.

tiesto · « **Reply #36 on:** December 22, 2010, 01:31:50 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 22, 2010, 12:49:55 PM

lol. Yes that was pretty funny. Tiesto dont give no fucks about whose holes he violates.

Truly

Actually I think that was shuri who called me a liar, not demi, IIRC.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37 on:** December 22, 2010, 05:24:01 PM »

woah woah woah, we're moving too fast here. Lets at least send them to a kissing booth first.

lordmaji · « **Reply #38 on:** December 22, 2010, 05:26:28 PM »

I'm not a virgin, but I need some pussy.

Get wit it.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #39 on:** December 22, 2010, 06:02:33 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 22, 2010, 05:24:01 PM

woah woah woah, we're moving too fast here. Lets at least send them to a kissing booth first.

Dude, this is Arvie and Maurice we're talking about here. Teaching them how to hold hands without busting a nut is probably a good place to start, then we'll move into sidehugs, regular hugs and THEN kisses.

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Author Topic: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute (Read 2302 times)