Author Topic: help me shit up this thread (Read 1509 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** December 22, 2010, 03:13:35 PM »

poop poop poop cock cock shit shit face face

i got a place, place, in your ass, ass.

eat my butt butt, but don't ask me what what. you're just a slut, slut

such a fatty little bitch. can't get that fucking itch.

let me just laugh at you, no wait. i gotta poo!!!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #1 on:** December 22, 2010, 03:16:33 PM »

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Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** December 22, 2010, 03:20:53 PM »

seven deadly sins

when i was a baby boy, my momma told me that's not a toy

but then i started to grow up, and started to look at sluts

the more that i noticed them, the more i played with my stem

then it turned into a tree, i played until i felt like i had to pee

then it all came squirting out, momma caught some in her mouth

now momma's been sucking me so long, licking my tiny dong

everyone says it's so wrong, but fuck them, it's why i wrote this song.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** December 22, 2010, 03:21:54 PM »

sure does. post a pic

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** December 22, 2010, 03:25:02 PM »

literally. YOUR shit.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** December 22, 2010, 03:30:31 PM »

if i was a pie, i'd probably die.

eat me whole, make me cry

don't you dare stick your dick in me

i don't care if you haven't peed

your stupid ass is way too needy

i'd dump you right here and now

but before I did, i'd fuck you like POW

that way when you walk away

you'll be thinking that was so good, i should probably just turn gay

nothing else will be as good

as mupepe's gigantic wood

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6 on:** December 22, 2010, 03:39:14 PM »

This thread is DUUUUUUMB.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** December 22, 2010, 03:41:13 PM »

LESS CHOLO, MORE CHOLA

spoiler (click to show/hide)

MORE CHONGA

[close]

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** December 22, 2010, 03:42:27 PM »

booby booby, big and round

you look like a big soft mound

squish you, kiss you, touch you, grab

you fit so perfectly in my hand

i remember when steve carrell described you as a bag of sand

i said, steve my man

they feel like love, not like sand

they jiggle, bounce, taste so good

they make my penis feel like wood

stop staring? yes i should

but i won't, they're too good

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** December 22, 2010, 03:42:38 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on December 22, 2010, 03:41:13 PM

LESS CHOLO, MORE CHOLA

spoiler (click to show/hide)
MORE CHONGA
[close]

mmmmm cholas

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** December 22, 2010, 03:44:07 PM »

less ro', ese

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** December 22, 2010, 03:45:41 PM »

oh jesus. mas, please papi

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** December 22, 2010, 03:59:33 PM »

had a little too much to drink

lying with her head in the sink

i come from behind

tell her, don't worry baby, take your time

i wipe the vomit from her mouth

all the while, my other hand slipping south

she starts to yell, she starts to kick

tells me not to touch her and throws a fit

i tell her it's a bad dream

i lock the door, she begins to scream

i grab her wrists and hold them tight

my knees restrain her, pushed in thighs

i lift her shirt up to her ribs

she gives up her fight against my grip

looking deep into her eyes

i bury my face into her tummy, blow raspberries

to me it's oh so funny

now she's laughing so hard, she starts to cry

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** December 22, 2010, 04:01:43 PM »

her long tongue around my shaft

she evens licks around my ass

she's so perfect, so loyal sweet

i even love her tiny feet

she doesn't miss a spot, she licks it all clean

she loves me more than anything

then the door bell rings

oh no, it's the mailman, my enemy

she barks, she jumps, her tail it wags

my dick is soft, my balls just sag

Diunx · « **Reply #14 on:** December 22, 2010, 04:05:07 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on December 22, 2010, 03:44:07 PM

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less ro', ese

Would.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** December 22, 2010, 04:10:51 PM »

anyone who wouldn't is fucking gay

Robo · « **Reply #16 on:** December 22, 2010, 04:13:48 PM »

no hips; obviously a cheeseburger

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17 on:** December 22, 2010, 04:14:15 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on December 22, 2010, 03:44:07 PM

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less ro', ese

Is that a happy trail I'm seeing?

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** December 22, 2010, 04:18:43 PM »

Quote from: Robo on December 22, 2010, 04:13:48 PM

no hips; obviously a cheeseburger

nicca please.

i'd follow that happy trail to the promise land. drawn on bacon strip

Brehvolution · « **Reply #19 on:** December 22, 2010, 04:51:42 PM »

This thread:

Brehvolution · « **Reply #20 on:** December 22, 2010, 04:58:59 PM »

lordmaji · « **Reply #21 on:** December 22, 2010, 05:30:38 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on December 22, 2010, 04:51:42 PM

This thread:
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wtf... he looks like he wants to rape something.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #22 on:** December 22, 2010, 07:11:58 PM »

BEHOLD THE END OF EVERYTHING

ONCE SEEN, YOU MUST RIP YOUR OWN EYEBALLS OUT AND BURN THEM

[youtube=560,345]ULmC8JTTVy0[/youtube]

Corporal · « **Reply #23 on:** December 22, 2010, 07:36:41 PM »

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Also, you suck.

_{I tried.}

Brehvolution · « **Reply #24 on:** December 23, 2010, 10:08:31 AM »

europe

Groogrux · « **Reply #25 on:** December 24, 2010, 11:06:53 AM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** December 24, 2010, 11:38:19 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on December 22, 2010, 07:11:58 PM

BEHOLD THE END OF EVERYTHING

ONCE SEEN, YOU MUST RIP YOUR OWN EYEBALLS OUT AND BURN THEM

[youtube=560,345]ULmC8JTTVy0[/youtube]

i wish i was dead

Tristam · « **Reply #27 on:** December 24, 2010, 11:48:05 AM »

Fucking hell I'm drunk so I'll help shit up the thread rather than start my own drunk thread.

SHIT SHIT FUCK BALLS FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

Shit

tehjaybo · « **Reply #28 on:** December 24, 2010, 02:35:46 PM »

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Groogrux · « **Reply #29 on:** December 25, 2010, 02:10:48 AM »

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Author Topic: help me shit up this thread (Read 1509 times)