worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?

[Mupepe]

tub of margarine.  literally, stuck it in.  i haven't cared for the stuff since.  I did it on a dare and now everytime i smell the stuff I remember it.  not cool.

lennedsay, cloudwalking and other chicks, you can tell us the worst thing you've shoved in your cooter.

[demi]

Uh oh, Mupepes posting sex topics again

[Mupepe]

mupepe is bored at work again

[Smooth Groove]

Your mom.

/thread

[Mupepe]

Prole

"I wouldn't fuck Prole with Billy Rygar's dick and Himuro pushin"

[Joe Molotov]

Smooth Groove's mom.

[Diunx]

I fucked an ugly chick once, also fucked a fat one but that was good

[Mupepe]

Prole

"I wouldn't fuck Prole with Billy Rygar's dick and Himuro pushin"

If Himu's in, I'm in

at the same time?

[lordmaji]

...haha god I could totally bag on my ex's in this thread.

Even though, I can say a couple of em were awesome lays.

hrmm, THING... ummm, let's be inventive here, the corners of my water bed. haha

[lennedsay]

I have a few ex boyfriends that I nominate despite repressing most memories. Baby carrots attached to complete morons need not apply. 

Well maybe one doesn't count since I later told my BFF, "I don't know what's so sexy about putting on a condom." Because he rolled it on and came at the same time.

[Smooth Groove]

I have a few ex boyfriends that I nominate despite repressing most memories. Baby carrots attached to complete morons need not apply. 

Well maybe one doesn't count since I later told my BFF, "I don't know what's so sexy about putting on a condom." Because he rolled it on and came at the same time.

Sounds like he was just politely turning you down. 

[TakingBackSunday]

between two mattresses

[OptimoPeach]

Probably a Dixie cup full of water or something stupid. I dunno. I left that nonsense behind along with jerking off to my mom's Macy's catalogs when my house got high-speed internet and I discovered the joys of streaming porn.

I have a friend who allegedly used to jerk off daily at the start of middle school PE. His ingenious method of disposing of the evidence was to rub the inside fabric of his gym shorts together until the polyester or whatever absorbed everything

[tiesto]

I fucked an ugly chick once, also fucked a fat one but that was good

Yup, same here.

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OK I fucked quite a few fat chicks

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[Smooth Groove]

[Diunx]

I fucked an ugly chick once, also fucked a fat one but that was good

Yup, same here.

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OK I fucked quite a few fat chicks

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haters don't know what they're missing.

[Phoenix Dark]

I have a few ex boyfriends that I nominate despite repressing most memories. Baby carrots attached to complete morons need not apply. 

Well maybe one doesn't count since I later told my BFF, "I don't know what's so sexy about putting on a condom." Because he rolled it on and came at the same time.

Sounds like he was just politely turning you down. 

[drew]

a sock

[MyNameIsMethodis]

a banana peel

[Brehvolution]

Someone watches Weeds.

I had my pig(fatty)back in the day. That's about it.

[Bildi]

My right hand.

Left hand FTW.  Right hand for mouse duty.

[GilloD]

lolololololl what a dummy

[lennedsay]

I have a few ex boyfriends that I nominate despite repressing most memories. Baby carrots attached to complete morons need not apply. 

Well maybe one doesn't count since I later told my BFF, "I don't know what's so sexy about putting on a condom." Because he rolled it on and came at the same time.

Sounds like he was just politely turning you down. 

He doesn't turn down a tip when he delivers my pizzas.

[Diunx]

im not saying 

I think we already know

[Joe Molotov]

One time I put my dick in pudding and had this girl lick it off. To this day, I regret it.

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Waste of my snack pack

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We all did some silly things in 2nd grade.

[Madrun Badrun]