Author Topic: what would you choose as your last meal on deathrow? (Read 1567 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** December 28, 2010, 10:40:09 AM »

i'd honestly choose these burritos and tacos from Humble, TX. They were and still are the greatest thing I've ever eaten and they remind me of so many things growing up that I'd just have to.

you?

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:52:03 AM »

you're missing the fucking point

Robo · « **Reply #2 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:57:31 AM »

pussy stuffed with beans and cheese.

lordmaji · « **Reply #3 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:59:32 AM »

Yeah, I'd like some good sex & then probably a nice steak, steamed veggies, coconut shrimp, sweet potato w/ all the works, a nice tall Bells Oberon. It's all I can think of at the moment.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #4 on:** December 28, 2010, 11:43:59 AM »

"I'd ask for the world's rarest truffle. Then while they were searching for it, I'd tunnel my way to freedom. Of course, then I'd miss eating the world's rarest truffle. Quite the quandary."

Diunx · « **Reply #5 on:** December 28, 2010, 11:56:06 AM »

A realy big and juicy burger, chicken lasagna, a really big burrito and a huge lobster.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** December 28, 2010, 12:05:35 PM »

oh man. i want my dessert to be a huge cannoli. and give me some fajita nachos as an appetizer

Diunx · « **Reply #7 on:** December 28, 2010, 12:27:33 PM »

For dessert I want a dulce de leche cheese cake

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** December 28, 2010, 12:30:03 PM »

The best steak the world can cook, t-bone preferably.

The best mashed potatoes.

Some scrambled eggs.

Some sausage links.

Pancakes.

And orange juice.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #9 on:** December 28, 2010, 12:33:50 PM »

Large plate of Chicken Marsala

tehjaybo · « **Reply #10 on:** December 28, 2010, 12:58:25 PM »

A letter of pardon.

My mom's cube steak, biscuits, gravy, mashed potatoes, green beans. I could die happy eating that.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #11 on:** December 28, 2010, 01:00:55 PM »

fettucini alfredo

Robo · « **Reply #12 on:** December 28, 2010, 01:08:53 PM »

real talk, though: I am dainty and frail; my last meal on deathrow is the one I had just prior to getting there, which would probably be an uninvited taste of someone's dick in the holding cell.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13 on:** December 28, 2010, 01:15:06 PM »

2 lbs. of crab legs and drawn butter. Wouldn't have to clean myself up after.

Beezy · « **Reply #14 on:** December 28, 2010, 01:16:18 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on December 28, 2010, 10:51:20 AM

suicide pill

Quote from: Mupepe on December 28, 2010, 10:52:03 AM

you're missing the fucking point

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** December 28, 2010, 01:19:34 PM »

Pork chops, mac n cheese, black eyed peas, and glazed carrots

Trent Dole · « **Reply #16 on:** December 28, 2010, 01:46:24 PM »

This
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Diunx · « **Reply #17 on:** December 28, 2010, 05:40:50 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #18 on:** December 28, 2010, 05:44:29 PM »

The last movie Borys would like to see is Avatar on an 18" Trinitron monitor

Groogrux · « **Reply #19 on:** December 28, 2010, 05:46:22 PM »

Double Whopper with cheese, no tomato, large fries, Dr. Pepper to drink with no ice. New York style cheesecake for desert...

Diunx · « **Reply #20 on:** December 28, 2010, 05:59:22 PM »

Dude you are in deathrow, go with the triple Whooper

Rman · « **Reply #21 on:** December 28, 2010, 06:06:16 PM »

Ribeye steak, mashed potatoes, creamed spinach and apple pie a la mode.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22 on:** December 28, 2010, 06:21:45 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on December 28, 2010, 05:59:22 PM

Dude you are in deathrow, go with the triple Whooper

When his bowels release, thats gonna be quite a mess

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #23 on:** December 28, 2010, 06:32:15 PM »

unfortunately the myths of the deathrow last meal is mostly false and the inmate generally doesn't get whatever he wants for the meal.

Diunx · « **Reply #24 on:** December 28, 2010, 06:38:40 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 28, 2010, 06:21:45 PM

Quote from: Diunx on December 28, 2010, 05:59:22 PM
Dude you are in deathrow, go with the triple Whooper

When his bowels release, thats gonna be quite a mess

Who cares? he is gonna die in a couple of hours might as well live a little present to the prison's cleaning staff

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #25 on:** December 28, 2010, 06:40:17 PM »

dolphin steak

tiesto · « **Reply #26 on:** December 29, 2010, 10:35:31 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on December 28, 2010, 06:40:17 PM

dolphin steak

This.

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** December 29, 2010, 11:48:20 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on December 28, 2010, 06:32:15 PM

unfortunately the myths of the deathrow last meal is mostly false and the inmate generally doesn't get whatever he wants for the meal.

well that fucking sucks.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #28 on:** December 29, 2010, 01:46:49 PM »

Famous Last Meals

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Allen Lee Davis: 350-pound "Tiny" Davis had one lobster tail, fried potatoes, a half-pound of fried shrimp, six ounces of fried clams, half a loaf of garlic bread, and 32 ounces of A&W root beer.[6]

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Dennis Wayne Bagwell: Medium rare steak with A1 Steak Sauce, fried chicken breasts and thighs, BBQ ribs, French fries, onion rings, bacon, scrambled eggs with onions, fried potatoes with onions, sliced tomatoes, salad with ranch dressing, two hamburgers, peach pie, milk, coffee, and iced tea with real sugar.[12]

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Dobie Gillis Williams: Twelve candy bars and some ice cream.

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Odell Barnes: "Justice, Equality, World Peace." It was denied.[21]

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** December 29, 2010, 02:01:31 PM »

GODS!

Mandark · « **Reply #30 on:** December 29, 2010, 02:30:36 PM »

Country-friend steak from Denny's.

Oh wait, I see Wrath2X already picked that. Never mind.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #31 on:** December 29, 2010, 03:08:29 PM »

a fuckton of mac&cheese, crab rangoons, cannolis, pistachio pudding, cheese lasagna, some unibroue beers, biscuits, goat cheese, kalmata olives, and i dunno what else

Robo · « **Reply #32 on:** December 29, 2010, 03:37:44 PM »

As many Baconators as possible, so that when I relieve myself upon death, my captors will feel my true wrath.

drew · « **Reply #33 on:** December 29, 2010, 07:45:39 PM »

pussy

Himu · « **Reply #34 on:** December 29, 2010, 07:52:52 PM »

Quote from: drew on December 29, 2010, 07:45:39 PM

pussy

drew: "thanks officer, I've never had this before! I'm glad I could have some before I die!"

drew · « **Reply #35 on:** December 29, 2010, 08:03:57 PM »

you made a funny!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #36 on:** December 29, 2010, 08:10:45 PM »

human flesh

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #37 on:** December 29, 2010, 08:11:13 PM »

wait, i misunderstood the question

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Author Topic: what would you choose as your last meal on deathrow? (Read 1567 times)