Author Topic: Most famous person you've ever slept with? (Read 12735 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** December 28, 2010, 03:49:53 PM »

Slept with her a little before Superbad came out. She was feeling pretty down about herself, because she didn't think the movie would take off. So we went out for some drinks, talked about it a little and I tried to comfort her. One thing led to another and before I knew it she was blowing her nose on my pubic hair. After the movie came out and she was a bigger star, I never heard from her again. Oh well.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1 on:** December 28, 2010, 03:50:36 PM »

Yoritomo · « **Reply #2 on:** December 28, 2010, 03:52:21 PM »

Does it count if most of the guys in the town know her name and say "OOOHHHHH HER! Oh yeah man I know her real well."?

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** December 28, 2010, 03:56:18 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on December 28, 2010, 03:50:36 PM

liar

ask wrath. i gave him old videos i took.

Quote from: Yoritomo on December 28, 2010, 03:52:21 PM

Does it count if most of the guys in the town know her name and say "OOOHHHHH HER! Oh yeah man I know her real well."?

yes it does. spill it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** December 28, 2010, 04:45:50 PM »

details of the sexy encounter

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #5 on:** December 28, 2010, 04:58:57 PM »

She's not famous, but I slept with a hot roller derby chick once.

Robo · « **Reply #6 on:** December 28, 2010, 05:04:21 PM »

I banged a chick that was in American Pimp, but only after she became "famous".

lordmaji · « **Reply #7 on:** December 28, 2010, 05:07:22 PM »

good lay Mups?

Robo · « **Reply #8 on:** December 28, 2010, 05:11:19 PM »

A friend of mine dated a girl for several years who was featured in an especially heinous episode of Intervention.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #9 on:** December 28, 2010, 05:23:08 PM »

I knew the girl involved in this mild celebrity scandal way back when:

http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20108698,00.html

she's mediocre, fisher stevens should have been counting his lucky stars that a chick as hot as michelle pfeiffer would even hold his hand, instead of trying to crawl up on that girl

tehjaybo · « **Reply #10 on:** December 28, 2010, 05:26:59 PM »

An ex of mine did some modeling and beauty pageants. Wonder why it didn't work out.

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** December 28, 2010, 05:41:26 PM »

muckhole

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12 on:** December 28, 2010, 05:44:11 PM »

Natalie Portman

oops

Groogrux · « **Reply #13 on:** December 28, 2010, 05:49:55 PM »

I named my left hand Julia Roberts for a while, does that count?

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #14 on:** December 28, 2010, 06:49:41 PM »

Is Mupepe's mom famous?

Don't worry, she will be once the upload finishes

MCD · « **Reply #15 on:** December 28, 2010, 06:54:03 PM »

Some imaginary 2D girl.

Could have been a boy, not sure.

cool breeze · « **Reply #16 on:** December 28, 2010, 09:05:25 PM »

John Travolta

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** December 28, 2010, 09:35:12 PM »

Kyla Pratt

Did some voicework for The Proud Family, we got kinda close. She broke up with her boyfriend and came over one night. I had some wine in the fridge, we watched some tv then fucked for like 5 minutes. I was going strong but she decided to leave. I pulled out, had my dick on her leg, then I put my hand on my dick and did a push up (my dick between her leg and my hand) - the force made me explode. Still got my nut so it's all good

Purple Filth · « **Reply #18 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:04:53 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 28, 2010, 09:35:12 PM

Kyla Pratt
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Did some voicework for The Proud Family, we got kinda close. She broke up with her boyfriend and came over one night. I had some wine in the fridge, we watched some tv then fucked for like 5 minutes. I was going strong but she decided to leave. I pulled out, had my dick on her leg, then I put my hand on my dick and did a push up (my dick between her leg and my hand) - the force made me explode. Still got my nut so it's all good

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #19 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:07:55 PM »

I'm kinda famous in some circles myself, does that count?

Groogrux · « **Reply #20 on:** December 28, 2010, 10:09:06 PM »

Do you masturbate?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #21 on:** December 28, 2010, 11:37:25 PM »

This thread is about sleeping.

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** December 28, 2010, 11:54:27 PM »

Sleeping is what happens after~

Groogrux · « **Reply #23 on:** December 29, 2010, 12:03:19 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on December 28, 2010, 11:37:25 PM

This thread is about sleeping.

Touche.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** December 29, 2010, 09:52:41 PM »

an up-and-coming (and i do mean up-and-coming!) wine importer with an nyt byline, total pump-and-dump

also drinky crow's wife, she was depressed that he didn't do anal

Positive Touch · « **Reply #25 on:** December 29, 2010, 10:27:16 PM »

mupepe but he wasnt awake

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #26 on:** December 29, 2010, 11:36:54 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 28, 2010, 03:49:53 PM

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Slept with her a little before Superbad came out. She was feeling pretty down about herself, because she didn't think the movie would take off. So we went out for some drinks, talked about it a little and I tried to comfort her. One thing led to another and before I knew it she was blowing her nose on my pubic hair. After the movie came out and she was a bigger star, I never heard from her again. Oh well.

now I see why the thread is "famous person" and not "famous woman"

Barry Egan · « **Reply #27 on:** December 29, 2010, 11:49:13 PM »

Lavar Burton

Mupepe · « **Reply #28 on:** December 30, 2010, 10:06:21 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on December 29, 2010, 09:52:41 PM

an up-and-coming (and i do mean up-and-coming!) wine importer with an nyt byline, total pump-and-dump

also drinky crow's wife, she was depressed that he didn't do anal

i give out anal on birthdays since it's so special.

Quote from: Positive Touch on December 29, 2010, 10:27:16 PM

mupepe but he wasnt awake

you should have woken me up.

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on December 29, 2010, 11:36:54 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on December 28, 2010, 03:49:53 PM
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Slept with her a little before Superbad came out. She was feeling pretty down about herself, because she didn't think the movie would take off. So we went out for some drinks, talked about it a little and I tried to comfort her. One thing led to another and before I knew it she was blowing her nose on my pubic hair. After the movie came out and she was a bigger star, I never heard from her again. Oh well.

now I see why the thread is "famous person" and not "famous woman"

ice cold

Groogrux · « **Reply #29 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:28:16 AM »

I'm calling bullshit on two fronts Wrath:

(1) The existence of Arab pop stars.

(2) The possibility that if there are Arab pop stars, that you had sex with one. Or that one.

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** December 30, 2010, 11:44:26 AM »

surprised? maybe. Would we really care? No.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

j/k

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MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #31 on:** December 30, 2010, 06:04:13 PM »

Did she have sex with you because you reminded her of those babys in the video?

tehjaybo · « **Reply #32 on:** December 31, 2010, 06:09:45 AM »

I thought arab women couldn't show off skin. How could she be a pop star without being stoned to death for being a whore

Groogrux · « **Reply #33 on:** January 01, 2011, 12:13:11 AM »

Hahaha....fuck...

chronovore · « **Reply #34 on:** January 03, 2011, 02:36:18 AM »

A stuntwoman who was hit by a car in Pulp Fiction, just before the gimp dungeon sequence. She was also in a bunch of mediocre horror movies. She wrote screenplays, but I don't think they ever took off.

Sadly, yes, I had sex with a stuntwoman, and it wasn't Patricia Tallman.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #35 on:** January 03, 2011, 05:14:08 AM »

Quote from: The Business on December 31, 2010, 10:11:22 PM

Surprise, surprise, someone from Kentucky knows nothing about the outside world.

They all look the same to me.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #36 on:** January 03, 2011, 08:11:58 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on January 03, 2011, 02:36:18 AM

A stuntwoman who was hit by a car in Pulp Fiction, just before the gimp dungeon sequence. She was also in a bunch of mediocre horror movies. She wrote screenplays, but I don't think they ever took off.

Sadly, yes, I had sex with a stuntwoman, and it wasn't Patricia Tallman.

who was she standing in for, bah dum tish

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #37 on:** January 03, 2011, 02:04:07 PM »

honestly, I'm the most famous person SHE'S ever slept with.

lordmaji · « **Reply #38 on:** January 03, 2011, 03:28:59 PM »

I banged Muppy.

We had homo sex on skidrow, while shooting heroin in our dicks.

Mupepe · « **Reply #39 on:** January 03, 2011, 04:02:58 PM »

it was a pretty awesome night

Positive Touch · « **Reply #40 on:** January 03, 2011, 04:39:56 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on January 03, 2011, 02:04:07 PM

honestly, I'm the most famous person SHE'S ever slept with.

"I fucked the guy that gave chrono cross a 10.0

"

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #41 on:** January 03, 2011, 04:56:05 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on January 03, 2011, 04:39:56 PM

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on January 03, 2011, 02:04:07 PM
honestly, I'm the most famous person SHE'S ever slept with.

"I fucked the guy that gave chrono cross a 10.0 "

at least it wasn't Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2

Bildi · « **Reply #42 on:** January 05, 2011, 08:35:13 AM »

I slept with someone who has like over 600 Facebook friends.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #43 on:** January 05, 2011, 02:03:51 PM »

i sleep with a girl who has slept and continues to with a famous person.

does that count?

lordmaji · « **Reply #44 on:** January 05, 2011, 02:05:25 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on January 05, 2011, 08:35:13 AM

I slept with someone who has like over 600 Facebook friends.

That's famous in my book!

Bildi · « **Reply #45 on:** January 05, 2011, 05:49:40 PM »

I like to think that equals 600 jealous people.

Quote from: TEEEPO on January 05, 2011, 02:03:51 PM

i sleep with a girl who has slept and continues to with a famous person.

does that count?

So you could infect a famous person with an STD? That's cool.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Is it Oprah?

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Robo · « **Reply #46 on:** January 05, 2011, 05:54:38 PM »

I'll give you a hint:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

:spitzer

[close]

Eric P · « **Reply #47 on:** January 05, 2011, 06:03:57 PM »

Slept with him a little before Superbad came out. He was feeling pretty down about herself, because he didn't think the movie would take off. So we went out for some drinks, talked about it a little and I tried to comfort him. One thing led to another and before I knew it he was blowing his nose on my pubic hair. After the movie came out and he was a bigger star, I never heard from him again. Oh well.

Bildi · « **Reply #48 on:** January 05, 2011, 06:10:50 PM »

Bet mups is jealous.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #49 on:** January 05, 2011, 06:13:00 PM »

we've all banged willco, eric – this isn't news

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #50 on:** January 05, 2011, 06:23:21 PM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on January 05, 2011, 06:14:42 PM

Brilliant OP.

How do you pronounce Mupepe, by the way. I think 'Moo-peppy'.

It's "Moo-peepee".

Brehvolution · « **Reply #51 on:** January 05, 2011, 07:15:45 PM »

I always thought it was muh pay pay

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #52 on:** January 05, 2011, 11:17:41 PM »

I always thought it was My Pee Pee.

Mupepe · « **Reply #53 on:** January 06, 2011, 11:25:48 AM »

It's moo-peh-peh

and it was originally my FF XI character

chronovore · « **Reply #54 on:** January 07, 2011, 02:27:08 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 05, 2011, 06:13:00 PM

we've all banged willco, eric – this isn't news

Brehvolution · « **Reply #55 on:** January 07, 2011, 09:01:36 AM »

I never had a chance to sleep with her, but a girl from the cast of Evilution JO'd me a couple times.

News:

Author Topic: Most famous person you've ever slept with? (Read 12735 times)