I've been peeing a lot lately, am I going to die?

[Mupepe]

So I realized the other day that there probably hasn't been a night where I didn't get up to pee in like 2 years.  I usually get up 2 times a night.  I pee like crazy.  I can go pee and then 10 minutes later I have to go again.  And it's not just a little bit, it's a full on urination.  I think I'm going to die.  You guys tell me.  Thanks.  If I die, I want you all to know you're fucking homos

[Himu]

jack off.

[Mupepe]

i get booty on the regular!  that's not the problem.

[Himu]

how much fluids do you drink

[Great Rumbler]

HEY BORE I'M REALLY SICK AND MY PEE IS GREEN IS THAT BAD?

[Mupepe]

i'm not sick and my pee isn't green!  i just pee a lot.  i don't know how normal it is


Himuro: probably like a gallon of water a day.  but i've always drank a shitton of water.

[Stoney Mason]

How old are you? The older I get the more fluids rocket through my body. I use to be able to take long car trips (like to different cities or states) and piss before I left and then wait until I got there. Now I have to stop mulltiple times to drain it during the trip.

[Yoritomo]

You might be pregnant.  Are you bitchy, needy, and getting fat?

[Robo]

What's your record time for continuous peeing?  I think I'm only at about a full minute, but when I'm able to contest the record, I am rarely sober enough to count higher than 60.

[Mupepe]

How old are you? The older I get the more fluids rocket through my body. I use to be able to take long car trips (like to different cities or states) and piss before I left and then wait until I got there. Now I have to stop mulltiple times to drain it during the trip.

24.  that might be it.  i don't really think i'm going to die.  i just didn't know if it was normal for my age.

You might be pregnant.  Are you bitchy, needy, and getting fat?

Yes.  But that's been going on since High School.

What's your record time for continuous peeing?  I think I'm only at about a full minute, but when I'm able to contest the record, I am rarely sober enough to count higher than 60.

my wife timed by at a 68 second piss once.

[Yoritomo]

What's your record time for continuous peeing?  I think I'm only at about a full minute, but when I'm able to contest the record, I am rarely sober enough to count higher than 60.

I have a taped record of 97 seconds.  Required a bit of pelvic floor control to make the stream consistent without being a raging blast of piss.  However I drank a shit ton the night before and had also taken some benadryl.  My bladder felt like it was going to explode.  So my natural instinct was to get a tape recorder for posterity before I peed.  I need to find that tape.  I also recorded all my farts on it for about a year.  This was 10+ years ago.

[Mupepe]

holy moly! 

[Groogrux]

It probably has a lot to do with your age.  I'm a year older, but two years ago it seemed that I had developed the bladder of a 3 year old.  For me it just depends on how much I drink, what I've ate, and what I'm doing.

[pilonv1]

are you drinking a lot? then its fine

[Phoenix Dark]

Sounds like diabetes

[drew]

ive been sleeping all day and night since christmas, i think im dying too

[Brehvolution]

https://health.google.com/health/ref/Enlarged+prostate

Any of these symptoms ring true?

[Cormacaroni]

You are definitely going to die.

[Van Cruncheon]

unless you are peeing the white pee

[Cormacaroni]

the white pee of immortality?

[bork]

DIABETES
PROSTATE CANCER

Seriously, if you find that you are urinating more frequently, you should go to the doctor and get yourself checked out for both of these.

[Cormacaroni]

DIABETES
PROSTATE CANCER

Seriously, if you find that you are urinating more frequently, you should go to the doctor and get yourself checked out for both of these.

jesus christ, no. HE SHOULD DRINK LESS. The correlation between drinking water and peeing is very high.

[pilonv1]

Exactly. Stop the scaremongering here.

[Van Cruncheon]

URINE IS DEATH

[Yoritomo]

URINE IS DEATH

I'm going to convince one of my kids of this and film the results.

[bork]

DIABETES
PROSTATE CANCER

Seriously, if you find that you are urinating more frequently, you should go to the doctor and get yourself checked out for both of these.

jesus christ, no. HE SHOULD DRINK LESS. The correlation between drinking water and peeing is very high.

I speak from past medical history here.  There are certainly other symptoms to be on the lookout for, but sudden frequent urination can be a sign of either one of those two diseases.  It doesn't hurt to go and get checked out.

[Cormacaroni]

He's been doing it for 2 years at least, smh

[bork]

He's been doing it for 2 years at least, smh

I had been doing it for a long time before I finally got checked out, too.

[Cormacaroni]

Had you been doing it for a long time before it became sudden?

[Cormacaroni]

listen, the dude says he drinks a gallon of water a day, is anyone honestly fucking shocked he pees a lot? I like a bit of drama as much as anyone but my god, the American urge to run to WebMD or a lawyer over every little fucking thing drives me insane sometimes

[bork]

Had you been doing it for a long time before it became sudden?

I'm saying that all of a sudden I started urinating more frequently, but didn't go to the doctor about it until a good six months later (for my yearly physical).  Which was stupid...fortunately I was fine.  I actually went to doctors/specialists here and in Japan and no one was ever able to figure out what it was though.  My brother has the same problem.

listen, the dude says he drinks a gallon of water a day, is anyone honestly fucking shocked he pees a lot? I like a bit of drama as much as anyone but my god, the American urge to run to WebMD or a lawyer over every little fucking thing drives me insane sometimes

Ah, I figured that's what you were going to say.  I'm not like that.  Yes, you will obviously urinate more when you drink a lot of water throughout the day, but having to go very frequently, particularly when it might occur at night, is something that should be looked at.  Prostate exams suck, but they are over in seconds.

[Cormacaroni]

You know what would be REALLY worth going to talk to the doctor about?

If he drank a gallon of water a day and DIDN'T have to fucking pee all the time, jesus christ

[lennedsay]

Same here, except I've been drinking hot tea like crazy. Worth it.

[bork]

You know what would be REALLY worth going to talk to the doctor about?

If he drank a gallon of water a day and DIDN'T have to fucking pee all the time, jesus christ

Hey, he's obviously concerned enough about this to make a thread about it.  It's no big deal to ask a doctor.  Why are you so hung up on this?

[Shaka Khan]

Well since it's been going for two years, I think you'll be ok. Anything serious that has "excessive urination" as one of it's symptoms would've killed you a long time ago.

What's the color of the urine, if you don't mind me asking?

Also: viscosity? smell? taste (if applicable)?

I'm very knowledgeable in everything related to urine.

[brawndolicious]

It sounds like you might be drinking too much water.  Do you only drink when you're feeling thirsty or are you actively trying to drink at least a gallon a day?  It's bad for your kidneys if you drink too much water.

[Yoritomo]

I think this is the proper thread where I welcome Yoritomo, a nice addition to evilbore.

 

[Groogrux]

It sounds like you might be drinking too much water.  Do you only drink when you're feeling thirsty or are you actively trying to drink at least a gallon a day?  It's bad for your kidneys if you drink too much water.

His necessary water intake would depend a lot on his weight.  For instance: a person weighing 130lbs may only need to drink 65oz (.5 gallons) of water on a regular day without exercise, while a man weighing 180lbs is suggested to drink 90oz (.7 gallons) on a regular day, and still yet a man weighing 250lbs is suggested to drink 125oz (nearly 1 gallon!) of water on a regular day without exercise. 

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I'm sure many of you are saying, "Show me your source, you fuckety fuck you!"  I came across this info in a local health and wellness magazine a few years ago and always kept it in mind when drinking water.  But just in case, I found the same info on the Mayo Clinic website and here at About.com.  Cormac, you can pimp slap me around later with your superior facts. 

[close]

You know what would be REALLY worth going to talk to the doctor about?

If he drank a gallon of water a day and DIDN'T have to fucking pee all the time, jesus christ

Hey, he's obviously concerned enough about this to make a thread about it.  It's no big deal to ask a doctor.  Why are you so hung up on this?

I have to agree that it is a worthy question to ask the doctor about.  Should he make an appointment just to talk about it, go to his local emergency room, urgent care center, or check on WebMD?  No. 

It's not an emergency or anything, WebMD is going to tell you what they tell everyone (you either have cancer or lupus), and this is one of those "oh, by the way..." questions for the doc.  Granted, I do feel a little curious that it gets you up in the middle of the night (twice!), but then again, some people are just like that.

[pilonv1]

It's bad for your kidneys if you drink too much water.

That level is massively high though. You'd have to be constantly drinking water for hours to get there.

[brawndolicious]

It sounds like you might be drinking too much water.  Do you only drink when you're feeling thirsty or are you actively trying to drink at least a gallon a day?  It's bad for your kidneys if you drink too much water.

His necessary water intake would depend a lot on his weight.  For instance: a person weighing 130lbs may only need to drink 65oz (.5 gallons) of water on a regular day without exercise, while a man weighing 180lbs is suggested to drink 90oz (.7 gallons) on a regular day, and still yet a man weighing 250lbs is suggested to drink 125oz (nearly 1 gallon!) of water on a regular day without exercise. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm sure many of you are saying, "Show me your source, you fuckety fuck you!"  I came across this info in a local health and wellness magazine a few years ago and always kept it in mind when drinking water.  But just in case, I found the same info on the Mayo Clinic website and here at About.com.  Cormac, you can pimp slap me around later with your superior facts. 

[close]

That's including the water that's in your food.  I'm assuming he means that he actually drinks a gallon a day which is a hell of a lot.

[Yeti]

You should go to a doctor and have him stick his finger up your butt and fiddle with your prostate.


Afterwards you can ask him about your peeing problem.

[Mupepe]

ah!  i was gone for a few hours and you fuckers scared the shit out of me for a bit  haha

the only thing that matches in diabetes is my frequent urination.  i don't have any other symptoms.

as far as enlarged prostate, i get a sudden urge to pee and piss dribble afterwards.  but the piss dribble is just fixed with a good ol' american jiggling. 

I weight about 220 lbs and I workout hard 5 days a week.  so most of my water is downed during my workout, the rest is throughout the day.

[lordmaji]

go get your butthole looked at mups.

[Groogrux]

ah!  i was gone for a few hours and you fuckers scared the shit out of me for a bit  haha

the only thing that matches in diabetes is my frequent urination.  i don't have any other symptoms.

as far as enlarged prostate, i get a sudden urge to pee and piss dribble afterwards.  but the piss dribble is just fixed with a good ol' american jiggling. 

I weight about 220 lbs and I workout hard 5 days a week.  so most of my water is downed during my workout, the rest is throughout the day.

And with that weight and workout routine, a gallon a day is not far-fetched at all.